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「He . . . He is the only friend I've ever had. He would never forgive me.」

「𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝒉𝒆 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑. 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡? 𝐿𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑣. 𝐻𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝒖𝒔.」
July 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"I trust you. More than anyone."

He nodded, firm and sure. Some fear, but a stoic steel to him she rarely saw a glimpse of. In their time together, she rarely had to see him 'work'. See what kind of a 'man of action' she'd 'chosen'.

"Tell me vhat you need from me."
Relief flooded her.

She'd met Anna. Anna was fine. Anna was not trying to steal her baby.

"Do you trust me?"

The lock was turning, but slowly. The grinding rolling to something that seemed more echo as Winnifred literally bought them time.

He'd teleported. She had seen him do it.
"My sister has her." He held her tight. "She's vith my family, the X-Men. She's safe."

Kurt looked around. His senses told him THIS place was real. Real enough, as far as his teleportation works. Solid and horrible.

"We only need to get back home to her."
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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For his birthday he's in Hell's Kitchen fighting the Maggia.

He doesn't want to stop and think, so he's been pushing himself all evening. Crossing over into midnight, he's not stopped for a minute.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"My sister has her." He held her tight. "She's vith my family, the X-Men. She's safe."

Kurt looked around. His senses told him THIS place was real. Real enough, as far as his teleportation works. Solid and horrible.

"We only need to get back home to her."
Mortals. They really did ruin everything.

Discordia was soooo over it, and held the air of a teenager who was adept at conveying that idea.

'Worst vacation 𝗲𝘃𝗎𝙧𝙧𝙧-' She groaned, stepping past them both, pulling open her door and 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 it closed behind her. -
"There's nothing she can show me that can change anything. Not how I feel about you, not that I'm taking you home. No matter vhat."

He whispered, arms and tail wrapping around her. Her state filled him with sadness, and then rage. But he knew he might not be able to trust his senses.

~
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I bread to bread I go, I'm an eepy gorl. Have fun you crazy kids, don't say slurs Pierrot wouldn't say
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
A sure fire way to become the next bad guy he webs up and leaves dangling from a lamp pole.
What if he tripped him?
For his birthday he's in Hell's Kitchen fighting the Maggia.

He doesn't want to stop and think, so he's been pushing himself all evening. Crossing over into midnight, he's not stopped for a minute.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"An engagement gift... And a proper ring for you."

He whispered, slipping down on one knee and opening two small boxes.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Now selling the Baja Blast Pie in Traverse Town.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
For his birthday he's in Hell's Kitchen fighting the Maggia.

He doesn't want to stop and think, so he's been pushing himself all evening. Crossing over into midnight, he's not stopped for a minute.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
He wants to be. Getting older tends to make him think about unpleasant elements of his past.
Hasn’t he heard? 30’s are the new 20’s. He should be excited.
He's a little stressed out about his birthday tomorrow.

He's turning 29.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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EMBRIANA TIBER.

Healer. ARGUS agent. Medic.

A DCRP original character written by SUNDER.
November 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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// does it look like I was born yesterday?
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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// does it look like I was born yesterday?
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"I suppose..."

He was thinking back to many things - lost friends, old lovers, and lives he couldn't save.

"Regrets mostly."
. . .

"Do you wabt to talk about it? It must be heavy if it's causing you stress."
"Nothing, inherently to itself. My birthday simply makes me think of other things related to time and such..."
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"Nothing, inherently to itself. My birthday simply makes me think of other things related to time and such..."
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What's wrong with being 29?
He's a little stressed out about his birthday tomorrow.

He's turning 29.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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"𝘏𝖺𝙨 𝖺𝗇𝘆𝗼𝗇𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝙧 t𝙧𝗂𝗲𝖽 t𝗼 𝖺𝖼t𝗎𝖺𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘣𝙧𝗲𝖺𝙠 t𝘩𝗲 D𝖺𝘸𝗇?"

"ɪ𝑡'𝑠 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 b𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡, 𝑎nd 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 b𝑎𝑐𝑘."
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"There's nothing she can show me that can change anything. Not how I feel about you, not that I'm taking you home. No matter vhat."

He whispered, arms and tail wrapping around her. Her state filled him with sadness, and then rage. But he knew he might not be able to trust his senses.

~
Strange how these things worked, it was the real Effie was now feeling the gnawing ache of hunger and the pounding headache from dehydration.

But she’d also been in her own personal Hell for a few days and couldn’t bring herself to look up. -
She was nothing to him.

Anyone else would have run, but he moved at the speed of thought. BAMF, teleporting to Effie's side. The dirt. The place. No circumstance mattered. Nothing mattered when faced with what he was seeing.

His beloved was in need.

~
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Oh...? Someone has ideas. A dangerous voman with dangerous ideas, up to no good..."

He chuckled, a smile finally breaking across his face.

"And in opposition to nothing? Vhat could you have me do, Sarah?" He leaned in closer, eyes locked on hers.

"Something special in mind?"
"I think what you should do is take a deep breath and leave things for what they are for the day. Just step back and do nothing."

She steps a little closer and wraps her arms around his arm.

"Well maybe not nothing..." She jokes with a grin.
"Ve can..." He exhaled. Eyes closed, hands on his hips.

"I just need to, on this day to remember that I need to remember there is light in the world and that I must carry it with me."
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Ve can..." He exhaled. Eyes closed, hands on his hips.

"I just need to, on this day to remember that I need to remember there is light in the world and that I must carry it with me."
"And then we can discuss your birthday later, if you feel up for it."
That...

"Gött, that sounds amazing. Let's order in and hide avay..."
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
She was nothing to him.

Anyone else would have run, but he moved at the speed of thought. BAMF, teleporting to Effie's side. The dirt. The place. No circumstance mattered. Nothing mattered when faced with what he was seeing.

His beloved was in need.

~
This was still Winnifred’s pocket dimension. The Realm of Discordia was far worse that a Hell Realm, or a Chaos Realm.

It was directly under the great Nuclear Chaos Itself. Few things survived. Most were trapped in a single moment of terror.

Dia was on her vacation. -
He waited. This place was a chaos realm. Maybe less like Arcade. More like Mojo. He had to tell himself most of this wasn't real - this creature was just using Winnifred to warp and make the nightmare realm.

"I have no secret desires. I long ago made peace with my sins. And the sins I desire."

~
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM