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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘐𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘢𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦-
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𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘐𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘢𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦-
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🧹 SL's, Banter, etc
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𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦
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𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴
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𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦
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𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳
𝘊𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴
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ALT: a close up of a wolf laying down in the grass .
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𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘴
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳
𝘊𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴
𝘾𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩
𝘾𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙
"I'm blocking supermarket isles by abandoning trolley's with a few items in them."
"It's very important work and time sensitive since there's a big delivery that has to be put out."
"So I'm also moving around the big cages full of stock."
"It's very important work and time sensitive since there's a big delivery that has to be put out."
"So I'm also moving around the big cages full of stock."
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 AM
"I'm blocking supermarket isles by abandoning trolley's with a few items in them."
"It's very important work and time sensitive since there's a big delivery that has to be put out."
"So I'm also moving around the big cages full of stock."
"It's very important work and time sensitive since there's a big delivery that has to be put out."
"So I'm also moving around the big cages full of stock."
“But in a universe of infinite possibility, never entirely null.”
"So odds are low? Maybe non-existent?"
“I expect I would have noticed by now. There’s usually a mark of some kind. An unusual birthmark. Or a third nipple.”
It was only very rarely a third nipple, those were usually entirely natural.
It was only very rarely a third nipple, those were usually entirely natural.
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
“But in a universe of infinite possibility, never entirely null.”
“I expect I would have noticed by now. There’s usually a mark of some kind. An unusual birthmark. Or a third nipple.”
It was only very rarely a third nipple, those were usually entirely natural.
It was only very rarely a third nipple, those were usually entirely natural.
"No, and maybe? Does a man who claims to be my father, but isn't and did not raise me might have tired?"
“That depends on whether you’ve ever entered into a pact or other contractual situation with one of the Demonic Elder God’s or Old One’s that I serve.”
“Or if a parent swore your soul into the great mechanism that demands flesh to fuel the continuing functioning of reality.”
“Or if a parent swore your soul into the great mechanism that demands flesh to fuel the continuing functioning of reality.”
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
“I expect I would have noticed by now. There’s usually a mark of some kind. An unusual birthmark. Or a third nipple.”
It was only very rarely a third nipple, those were usually entirely natural.
It was only very rarely a third nipple, those were usually entirely natural.
“That depends on whether you’ve ever entered into a pact or other contractual situation with one of the Demonic Elder God’s or Old One’s that I serve.”
“Or if a parent swore your soul into the great mechanism that demands flesh to fuel the continuing functioning of reality.”
“Or if a parent swore your soul into the great mechanism that demands flesh to fuel the continuing functioning of reality.”
"So what are the odds of you getting that instruction?"
Only when she’s instructed to end someone in a highly ritualistic manner
It’s one of the old ones who’s fond of the whole wedding night murder thing
You know how they get stuck in their ways
It’s one of the old ones who’s fond of the whole wedding night murder thing
You know how they get stuck in their ways
January 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
“That depends on whether you’ve ever entered into a pact or other contractual situation with one of the Demonic Elder God’s or Old One’s that I serve.”
“Or if a parent swore your soul into the great mechanism that demands flesh to fuel the continuing functioning of reality.”
“Or if a parent swore your soul into the great mechanism that demands flesh to fuel the continuing functioning of reality.”
Only when she’s instructed to end someone in a highly ritualistic manner
It’s one of the old ones who’s fond of the whole wedding night murder thing
You know how they get stuck in their ways
It’s one of the old ones who’s fond of the whole wedding night murder thing
You know how they get stuck in their ways
That seems mighty mandatory.
And he likes being alive to raise their daughter.
But also he does want to marry her.
You can see he's internally conflicted.
And he likes being alive to raise their daughter.
But also he does want to marry her.
You can see he's internally conflicted.
Well…
It’s like a hobby
Or a habit
Or part of her job
It’s like a hobby
Or a habit
Or part of her job
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Only when she’s instructed to end someone in a highly ritualistic manner
It’s one of the old ones who’s fond of the whole wedding night murder thing
You know how they get stuck in their ways
It’s one of the old ones who’s fond of the whole wedding night murder thing
You know how they get stuck in their ways
Pomegranate is her very favourite
Actually, she hasn’t met a flavour of Turkish Delight that she didn’t like
They’re all delicious
Actually, she hasn’t met a flavour of Turkish Delight that she didn’t like
They’re all delicious
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pomegranate is her very favourite
Actually, she hasn’t met a flavour of Turkish Delight that she didn’t like
They’re all delicious
Actually, she hasn’t met a flavour of Turkish Delight that she didn’t like
They’re all delicious
Well…
It’s like a hobby
Or a habit
Or part of her job
It’s like a hobby
Or a habit
Or part of her job
He's currently assessing if she *has* to kill him if they get married, or if that's optional.
Well, it’s a moot point since there’s been no proposal and no discussion about it.
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Well…
It’s like a hobby
Or a habit
Or part of her job
It’s like a hobby
Or a habit
Or part of her job
And no Turkish Delight, either.
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
And no Turkish Delight, either.
Well, it’s a moot point since there’s been no proposal and no discussion about it.
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Well, it’s a moot point since there’s been no proposal and no discussion about it.
She’d asked him to get married when she was pregnant so the baby would legitimately be his. Since he had wanted to be a father to her and all.
He said no.
Why would he do all that now?
He said no.
Why would he do all that now?
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
She’d asked him to get married when she was pregnant so the baby would legitimately be his. Since he had wanted to be a father to her and all.
He said no.
Why would he do all that now?
He said no.
Why would he do all that now?
“So then why does everyone get so upset when a mutant dies? It seems silly to grieve when you can just hatch them out a big old egg again.”
"Only mutants - but there are ways to force exceptions. We brought back Captain America once - and Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are not mutants - but the system was tricked into it for them."
“Yes, otherwise what’s the point in it?”
Oh. So that was his secret? Good thing they weren’t getting married then. Or he would have been disappointed when the stabbing happened.
“Can it be anyone?”
Oh. So that was his secret? Good thing they weren’t getting married then. Or he would have been disappointed when the stabbing happened.
“Can it be anyone?”
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
“So then why does everyone get so upset when a mutant dies? It seems silly to grieve when you can just hatch them out a big old egg again.”
“Yes, otherwise what’s the point in it?”
Oh. So that was his secret? Good thing they weren’t getting married then. Or he would have been disappointed when the stabbing happened.
“Can it be anyone?”
Oh. So that was his secret? Good thing they weren’t getting married then. Or he would have been disappointed when the stabbing happened.
“Can it be anyone?”
"You will kill me if we get married...?"
That's... A good reason to actually keep that single secret he has then.
"Well, I can should you the process sometimes. It doesn't need to be me."
That's... A good reason to actually keep that single secret he has then.
"Well, I can should you the process sometimes. It doesn't need to be me."
“See you come back to life?”
“Oh no, we’re not married. There’s no need for me to kill you.”
“And I know what eggs look like. Especially giant ones.”
“Oh no, we’re not married. There’s no need for me to kill you.”
“And I know what eggs look like. Especially giant ones.”
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
“Yes, otherwise what’s the point in it?”
Oh. So that was his secret? Good thing they weren’t getting married then. Or he would have been disappointed when the stabbing happened.
“Can it be anyone?”
Oh. So that was his secret? Good thing they weren’t getting married then. Or he would have been disappointed when the stabbing happened.
“Can it be anyone?”
“See you come back to life?”
“Oh no, we’re not married. There’s no need for me to kill you.”
“And I know what eggs look like. Especially giant ones.”
“Oh no, we’re not married. There’s no need for me to kill you.”
“And I know what eggs look like. Especially giant ones.”
"Do you want to see?"
“Oh. Well, that makes sense.”
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
“See you come back to life?”
“Oh no, we’re not married. There’s no need for me to kill you.”
“And I know what eggs look like. Especially giant ones.”
“Oh no, we’re not married. There’s no need for me to kill you.”
“And I know what eggs look like. Especially giant ones.”
“Oh. Well, that makes sense.”
"Died. Came back to life. It's a very wet egg they hatch you out of."
“Why are you wet?”
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
“Oh. Well, that makes sense.”
Two legal Americans?
Winnifred was English, and Talia was…
Well, her birth had never been registered with any governing agency.
“Ah, so in the summer, or if we go somewhere where it is summer right now, then it should be pink?” -
Winnifred was English, and Talia was…
Well, her birth had never been registered with any governing agency.
“Ah, so in the summer, or if we go somewhere where it is summer right now, then it should be pink?” -
"Pink!" He exclaimed, a brightness to his face followed by a guffaw. He stifled it, covering his mouth. "Effie - I can just imagine myself driving a pink Vinnebago - but only if we vent somevhere sunny! You, myself and Talia - all in vhite and pink with match sunglasses - you two!"
~
~
“Pink!”
That was a joke. She didn’t often make those. But she seemed rather amused and rather happy.
“But I suppose, if blue is all we can find, blue will just have to do…”
And it would need a name, their little home on wheels. -
That was a joke. She didn’t often make those. But she seemed rather amused and rather happy.
“But I suppose, if blue is all we can find, blue will just have to do…”
And it would need a name, their little home on wheels. -
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Two legal Americans?
Winnifred was English, and Talia was…
Well, her birth had never been registered with any governing agency.
“Ah, so in the summer, or if we go somewhere where it is summer right now, then it should be pink?” -
Winnifred was English, and Talia was…
Well, her birth had never been registered with any governing agency.
“Ah, so in the summer, or if we go somewhere where it is summer right now, then it should be pink?” -
“Pink!”
That was a joke. She didn’t often make those. But she seemed rather amused and rather happy.
“But I suppose, if blue is all we can find, blue will just have to do…”
And it would need a name, their little home on wheels. -
That was a joke. She didn’t often make those. But she seemed rather amused and rather happy.
“But I suppose, if blue is all we can find, blue will just have to do…”
And it would need a name, their little home on wheels. -
He smirked, she had a smirk of her own. He immediately pictured a blue van and wonder if she'd incepted this into him somehow and he laughed.
"Vhat color vould you like it to be, darling?"
He was pleased she'd liked his notes. He was happy and eager to be active in Talia's life.
~
"Vhat color vould you like it to be, darling?"
He was pleased she'd liked his notes. He was happy and eager to be active in Talia's life.
~
He had notes!
She examined them, looking over towards the corners and spots he'd sketched or described in his notebook.
"Oh yes, this can all be done easily now that the festive decorations are away. And in the van."
"She will be very safe there." -
She examined them, looking over towards the corners and spots he'd sketched or described in his notebook.
"Oh yes, this can all be done easily now that the festive decorations are away. And in the van."
"She will be very safe there." -
January 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
“Pink!”
That was a joke. She didn’t often make those. But she seemed rather amused and rather happy.
“But I suppose, if blue is all we can find, blue will just have to do…”
And it would need a name, their little home on wheels. -
That was a joke. She didn’t often make those. But she seemed rather amused and rather happy.
“But I suppose, if blue is all we can find, blue will just have to do…”
And it would need a name, their little home on wheels. -
He had notes!
She examined them, looking over towards the corners and spots he'd sketched or described in his notebook.
"Oh yes, this can all be done easily now that the festive decorations are away. And in the van."
"She will be very safe there." -
She examined them, looking over towards the corners and spots he'd sketched or described in his notebook.
"Oh yes, this can all be done easily now that the festive decorations are away. And in the van."
"She will be very safe there." -
"Vell, if it's a Volksvagon and it has your personal touch - I am sure ve can manage a nice family road trip."
He 𝐁𝐀𝐌𝐅ed away and back, carrying a small notebook filled with ideas for places on the cottage he had thought to put nests of rope, hung like rigging, connected along the roof.
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He 𝐁𝐀𝐌𝐅ed away and back, carrying a small notebook filled with ideas for places on the cottage he had thought to put nests of rope, hung like rigging, connected along the roof.
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"Canada will be snowy right now, and I think that might be quite wonderful. Talia loved the snow at Christmas."
And she was not above a few Who references. Though she's swear she'd never seen it.
"Oh yes, relative dimensions in space are very easy to manipulate in a way you can experience." -
And she was not above a few Who references. Though she's swear she'd never seen it.
"Oh yes, relative dimensions in space are very easy to manipulate in a way you can experience." -
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
He had notes!
She examined them, looking over towards the corners and spots he'd sketched or described in his notebook.
"Oh yes, this can all be done easily now that the festive decorations are away. And in the van."
"She will be very safe there." -
She examined them, looking over towards the corners and spots he'd sketched or described in his notebook.
"Oh yes, this can all be done easily now that the festive decorations are away. And in the van."
"She will be very safe there." -
"Canada will be snowy right now, and I think that might be quite wonderful. Talia loved the snow at Christmas."
And she was not above a few Who references. Though she's swear she'd never seen it.
"Oh yes, relative dimensions in space are very easy to manipulate in a way you can experience." -
And she was not above a few Who references. Though she's swear she'd never seen it.
"Oh yes, relative dimensions in space are very easy to manipulate in a way you can experience." -
"Vould you like to see the American countryside? Rather than the cities? Canada? Or perhaps France?"
He was very excited by the idea. He needed a vacation and a project rolled into one. Not that being a father and partner full time wasn't enough -
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He was very excited by the idea. He needed a vacation and a project rolled into one. Not that being a father and partner full time wasn't enough -
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“So which country would you like to start in?”
There was also the details of the van itself. But that was easy enough. She knew where they were and could convince someone to give her one. That way it would actually work. -
There was also the details of the van itself. But that was easy enough. She knew where they were and could convince someone to give her one. That way it would actually work. -
January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
"Canada will be snowy right now, and I think that might be quite wonderful. Talia loved the snow at Christmas."
And she was not above a few Who references. Though she's swear she'd never seen it.
"Oh yes, relative dimensions in space are very easy to manipulate in a way you can experience." -
And she was not above a few Who references. Though she's swear she'd never seen it.
"Oh yes, relative dimensions in space are very easy to manipulate in a way you can experience." -
“So which country would you like to start in?”
There was also the details of the van itself. But that was easy enough. She knew where they were and could convince someone to give her one. That way it would actually work. -
There was also the details of the van itself. But that was easy enough. She knew where they were and could convince someone to give her one. That way it would actually work. -
A solid seventeen seconds of blinking as his eyes both glowed and dimmed as a dial up modem tried to reconnect in his brain.
...
"Alright. You and Talia in the side and back enjoying the scenery - and I drive us for as long as we have fun vith it."
...
"Alright. You and Talia in the side and back enjoying the scenery - and I drive us for as long as we have fun vith it."
"Oh, no, I don't want to learn to drive. I've seen what that can do to people."
"Besides, I lose interest in things too easily, what if I was driving along and got bored, and went to make a cup of tea?"
"Or what if my uterus just flew out the window when I went to use the stop button?"
"Besides, I lose interest in things too easily, what if I was driving along and got bored, and went to make a cup of tea?"
"Or what if my uterus just flew out the window when I went to use the stop button?"
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
“So which country would you like to start in?”
There was also the details of the van itself. But that was easy enough. She knew where they were and could convince someone to give her one. That way it would actually work. -
There was also the details of the van itself. But that was easy enough. She knew where they were and could convince someone to give her one. That way it would actually work. -
"Oh, no, I don't want to learn to drive. I've seen what that can do to people."
"Besides, I lose interest in things too easily, what if I was driving along and got bored, and went to make a cup of tea?"
"Or what if my uterus just flew out the window when I went to use the stop button?"
"Besides, I lose interest in things too easily, what if I was driving along and got bored, and went to make a cup of tea?"
"Or what if my uterus just flew out the window when I went to use the stop button?"
"I can, and I vould love to."
He smirked, sliding up a bit closer to her. "I can teach you if you like. There vill be lots of highway to show you the ropes. And as for petro, I can alvays teleport to get us more."
He smirked, sliding up a bit closer to her. "I can teach you if you like. There vill be lots of highway to show you the ropes. And as for petro, I can alvays teleport to get us more."
"So... can you drive?"
"I never learned."
"We could explore for a while, until we got bored, or it was too cold, or... I don't know, we run out of petroleum."
"I never learned."
"We could explore for a while, until we got bored, or it was too cold, or... I don't know, we run out of petroleum."
January 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
"Oh, no, I don't want to learn to drive. I've seen what that can do to people."
"Besides, I lose interest in things too easily, what if I was driving along and got bored, and went to make a cup of tea?"
"Or what if my uterus just flew out the window when I went to use the stop button?"
"Besides, I lose interest in things too easily, what if I was driving along and got bored, and went to make a cup of tea?"
"Or what if my uterus just flew out the window when I went to use the stop button?"
"So... can you drive?"
"I never learned."
"We could explore for a while, until we got bored, or it was too cold, or... I don't know, we run out of petroleum."
"I never learned."
"We could explore for a while, until we got bored, or it was too cold, or... I don't know, we run out of petroleum."
He wasn't. But that sounded like a blast.
"Exactly."
"Exactly."
"Are you suggesting that I mess around with the internal spacial dimensions?"
TARDIS on wheels?!
TARDIS on wheels?!
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
"So... can you drive?"
"I never learned."
"We could explore for a while, until we got bored, or it was too cold, or... I don't know, we run out of petroleum."
"I never learned."
"We could explore for a while, until we got bored, or it was too cold, or... I don't know, we run out of petroleum."
"Are you suggesting that I mess around with the internal spacial dimensions?"
TARDIS on wheels?!
TARDIS on wheels?!
"Bring an old fashioned wooden tub. Heat the water with a fire or your powers."
"Do you ever think about getting a camper van and driving all over all of the countries to see the world?"
"I do. I think it could be fun. But I'd miss my baths."
"I do. I think it could be fun. But I'd miss my baths."
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"Are you suggesting that I mess around with the internal spacial dimensions?"
TARDIS on wheels?!
TARDIS on wheels?!
"Do you ever think about getting a camper van and driving all over all of the countries to see the world?"
"I do. I think it could be fun. But I'd miss my baths."
"I do. I think it could be fun. But I'd miss my baths."
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
"Do you ever think about getting a camper van and driving all over all of the countries to see the world?"
"I do. I think it could be fun. But I'd miss my baths."
"I do. I think it could be fun. But I'd miss my baths."