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Laura
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𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬
𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞
𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐞

MarvelRP
25+ GMT
#AtomicBomb
Pinned
"𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗡 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦."

🖤 MarvelRP
🖤 MVRP
🖤 21+
🖤 Banter, SL’s, etc

📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
“With fresh green shallot and an egg? For protein.”

“You do the boiling, I’ll do the chopping!”

And someone else could do the cleaning up.
Smiling proudly. It was true. He loved showing off for her.

“It can serve two purposes. And it’s absolutely a ramen-on-the-floor kind of evening. With extra noddles. Then you can finish mine because my eyes are always bigger than my stomach.”
“I believe all that time you spend chopping wood with your shirt off is why we have so many children.”

“Should we have ramen on the floor by the fire?”
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Getting into the downwards dog because she has a hurty tummy and it helps things move along.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“I believe all that time you spend chopping wood with your shirt off is why we have so many children.”

“Should we have ramen on the floor by the fire?”
“Darling! No! Not your perfect nose!”

First, he kisses it, then he loads wood up in the fireplace to get the house cozy.

“All that time I spent shirtless splitting wood wasn’t just in vain, who knew.”
"My nose is freezing!"
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"My nose is freezing!"
“It’s snowing! It’s not even my birthday yet. How exciting!”
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"Why are people putting haemorrhoid cream on their lips?"
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"When you blink and nap and forget that you exist."
October 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by Laura
🪷| 𝕀 𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕀𝕟 𝔸 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖
🪷| ᴀ ꜱᴏʟᴏ
🪷| For @hellfireinheels.bsky.social

𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙈𝙚 𝙁𝙚𝙚𝙡
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"Jacob once came home with a calf when he was very drunk because he thought it was a Dalmatian."

"I still don't know where he actually found it."
October 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Is it eggs?”

“I wonder whatever happened to all of Gwen’s eggs?”
October 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Congratulations, Ben!”

“I hope you don’t tear when you deliver your baby.”
October 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“Silly boys are endearing.”
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
no me posting bandwagons when I will almost certainly forget to ever actually do them
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Stole this from Ben since he's broke
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Poe it is. And maybe later I'll read The Black Cat to little Poe so that he knows what he has to live up to."

Laura smiled happily, one last attempt to pet the kitten, this time slightly more successful as he started to tire out, and she followed Jacob out. -
“Poe!”

He smiled. The kitten looked up, which was confirmation enough he approved of the moniker.

“I think that’s perfect!”
>
"But you'd love them. It's all about homoerotic vampires and a lot of lace."

"And also blood drinking and such."

She looked over at him, grinning.

"I'd love to go to a séance. Will there be table rocking and spooking lights?"
October 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Laura
“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
October 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Laura
𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍 | 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 | 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 🔞
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✘ - #ACRP | #BSRP
✘ - Canon | AU Portrayal
✘ - Lewd Earned | Single Ship
✘ - Bisexual
✘ - Face Claim | Daisy Ridley
✘ - Mature Themes
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𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"Hmm." She watched the little cat play, occasionally managing to give his little head a scratch. But he was too focussed on defeating the cravat that he didn't look up much.

"Salem? Ichabod, or Poe? Lestat, or Armand from the vampire books I like but haven't been written yet?" -
"I did not, I was hoping you'd help me pick a name for him. Fitting for the season. I was thinking Hex, Wiccan, Sage, Jack, as in Spring-Heeled, I don't know! Something festive!"

The kitten was now rolling around and chewing on the cravat,>
She leaned down, offering a hand to sniffed.

"Did you name him yet?"

"He looks just like a little Rook with your cravat."
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
There were quite a few of them now.

But they made it work. Just like they'd make space for this new little bundle of joy.

"Oh, a black cat!"

And it was almost Halloween!

"They're very lucky, Agnes says." -
Their house, while impressive for Whitechapel, was still fairly small. She wasn't wrong. But...a new kitten! And this was on top of the little calico so took him to adopt after losing Loco.

>
“Jacob! We don’t have space for more litter boxes.”

Which wasn’t the same as saying no.

“So let me see him?”
October 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Is nobody going to mention that audacity of calling 6pm, ‘afternoon’?!”
October 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sniggering
October 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
soak in the moist
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"That's not how you say 'good to see you again, Laura, you're looking a little older, can I get you a snack?'."
October 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Finger guns
Oh... That makes sense...
You have to leave it in a while, to 'soak'.
October 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You have to leave it in a while, to 'soak'.
Should I also impregnate Tim? I don't think it works. I know because we've-...

I shouldn't share this with his older brother.
October 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"Sniffing my own armpits?"

"How else can I tell if I need a shower or not?"

Like, duh.

"Hey wait, don't you owe me a Rubix Cube?!"
"Why, are you into that?"

Sniff. Sniifffff.

"Aha! I found the culprit! It's you! Laura! Omigosh!"
“Are you sniffing your own armpits again?”
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM