Laura
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Laura
@newwolverine.bsky.social
· Apr 29
"𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗡 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦."
🖤 MarvelRP
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🖤 Banter, SL’s, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
🖤 MarvelRP
🖤 MVRP
🖤 21+
🖤 Banter, SL’s, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
Why did I assume you were about to suggest that I punch them in the face?
Which, I absolutely would.
Which, I absolutely would.
We can sneak up behind someone and I can tap on their other shoulder so they look at you but then I'm there on the other side of them as well so they short circuit.
The only logical choice is we start performing complicated magic shows involving cutting each other in half, and teleportation using magic cabinets.
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Why did I assume you were about to suggest that I punch them in the face?
Which, I absolutely would.
Which, I absolutely would.
The only logical choice is we start performing complicated magic shows involving cutting each other in half, and teleportation using magic cabinets.
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The only logical choice is we start performing complicated magic shows involving cutting each other in half, and teleportation using magic cabinets.
The logic is causing a feedback loop inside her mind.
"Does that include, but not limited to sharp objects such as daggers, throwing star, and bullets?"
"Does that include, but not limited to sharp objects such as daggers, throwing star, and bullets?"
Nobody's immune to The Look™️! It's That Look someone gives you when you absolutely need to be Looked™️ at!
"Laura. Wolverine. Ms. Kinney. I assure you, *nothing* will be penetrating me any time soon!"
"Laura. Wolverine. Ms. Kinney. I assure you, *nothing* will be penetrating me any time soon!"
The Look™️ does not work on her. She is immune to The Look™️
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The logic is causing a feedback loop inside her mind.
"Does that include, but not limited to sharp objects such as daggers, throwing star, and bullets?"
"Does that include, but not limited to sharp objects such as daggers, throwing star, and bullets?"
The Look™️ does not work on her. She is immune to The Look™️
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
Crossing his arms.
Giving her The Look ™️.
His lens raised like an eyebrow.
"Uh huh. Penetrated."
Giving her The Look ™️.
His lens raised like an eyebrow.
"Uh huh. Penetrated."
"Yes. Penetrated. You know--"
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The Look™️ does not work on her. She is immune to The Look™️
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
"So. Make sure that nothing penetrates you."
"Yes. Penetrated. You know--"
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
Penetrated?!
Y'know, no matter how much I tell robbers and hoodlums about my bullet and knife allergy, people always seem to shoot and stab me!
Y'know, no matter how much I tell robbers and hoodlums about my bullet and knife allergy, people always seem to shoot and stab me!
Would you like some tips?
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"Yes. Penetrated. You know--"
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
Mimes penetration in a very vague sort of way.
It’s just an urge.
She probably won’t.
She probably won’t.
She'll be missed but he'll understand. She's got the wild in her blood.
The Monday desire to jump on a bike and fuck off for a few months
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It’s just an urge.
She probably won’t.
She probably won’t.
Would you like some tips?
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Trying... really... hard-
Not to!
KOFF!
Not to!
KOFF!
Have you ever thought about... not dying?
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Would you like some tips?
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Don't get stabbed, shot, or otherwise penetrated by objects.
Have you ever thought about... not dying?
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Have you ever thought about... not dying?
The Monday desire to jump on a bike and fuck off for a few months
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The Monday desire to jump on a bike and fuck off for a few months
"It's a talk show sort of thing."
"Do you even look at social media?"
"Do you even look at social media?"
"What tha' fuck does that even mean.. what tha' fuck is a podcast..."
"I'm 25, podcast bro's say that I'm actually past my prime."
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"It's a talk show sort of thing."
"Do you even look at social media?"
"Do you even look at social media?"
……
“No…. I can’t make a baby with your hair. I need ejaculate.”
Technically she was made from Logan’s blood, but she didn’t have a lab.
“No…. I can’t make a baby with your hair. I need ejaculate.”
Technically she was made from Logan’s blood, but she didn’t have a lab.
It was, but they didn’t work so don’t worry about that.
[ using one of his coils to snip off a small lock of his hair. ]
You can stab me as well if you need blood. I don’t mind.
[ using one of his coils to snip off a small lock of his hair. ]
You can stab me as well if you need blood. I don’t mind.
It be fine.
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
……
“No…. I can’t make a baby with your hair. I need ejaculate.”
Technically she was made from Logan’s blood, but she didn’t have a lab.
“No…. I can’t make a baby with your hair. I need ejaculate.”
Technically she was made from Logan’s blood, but she didn’t have a lab.
It be fine.
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
I have an empty bottle that I used to keep pills in.
Should be fine.
Should be fine.
Yeah, might as well.
You got a jar?
You got a jar?
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It be fine.
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
Unless they were contraceptive pills?
Milk is gross though
January 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Milk is gross though
“Milk is for babies.”
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
“Milk is for babies.”
Yeah, might as well.
You got a jar?
You got a jar?
I believe I can. Do you want it now or…?
Are you able to provide a specimen of your genetic material?
For science.
For science.
January 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Yeah, might as well.
You got a jar?
You got a jar?
Are you able to provide a specimen of your genetic material?
For science.
For science.
Exactly!
Inquiring minds want to know!
Inquiring minds want to know!
Right!
Because the quest is important!
Because the quest is important!
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Are you able to provide a specimen of your genetic material?
For science.
For science.
Right!
Because the quest is important!
Because the quest is important!
Pressed like for sheer thrill-seeking purposes because I want to see what he’ll do.
I’m trying to make Logan a grampa.
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Right!
Because the quest is important!
Because the quest is important!
THIS IS WHY I CANT GET A DATE!
Thanks fer makin a hit list for me.
I’m trying to make Logan a grampa.
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
THIS IS WHY I CANT GET A DATE!
I’m trying to make Logan a grampa.
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I’m trying to make Logan a grampa.
“You ate him?”
She eyed him, judging him.
“But doesn’t he taste really bad?”
Jubilee said that her blood tasted bad, and that was without the whole cancer thing.
She eyed him, judging him.
“But doesn’t he taste really bad?”
Jubilee said that her blood tasted bad, and that was without the whole cancer thing.
“Yes. Everyone has at some point been subjected to Wade.”
The disdain is evident in Arkady’s voice. Someone like Laura making the joke she just did could only come from someone like Deadpool. He just knows it.
“I ate about half of him before I gave up. Pesky regeneration ability of his…”
The disdain is evident in Arkady’s voice. Someone like Laura making the joke she just did could only come from someone like Deadpool. He just knows it.
“I ate about half of him before I gave up. Pesky regeneration ability of his…”
Her smile widened.
“I know Wade. Everyone knows Wade.”
Wade told her the joke in July and she hoped that it was a joke at that time, and then she had waited six whole months to use it herself.
“He’s very annoying. I’ve stabbed him a few times.”
“I know Wade. Everyone knows Wade.”
Wade told her the joke in July and she hoped that it was a joke at that time, and then she had waited six whole months to use it herself.
“He’s very annoying. I’ve stabbed him a few times.”
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
“You ate him?”
She eyed him, judging him.
“But doesn’t he taste really bad?”
Jubilee said that her blood tasted bad, and that was without the whole cancer thing.
She eyed him, judging him.
“But doesn’t he taste really bad?”
Jubilee said that her blood tasted bad, and that was without the whole cancer thing.
Her smile widened.
“I know Wade. Everyone knows Wade.”
Wade told her the joke in July and she hoped that it was a joke at that time, and then she had waited six whole months to use it herself.
“He’s very annoying. I’ve stabbed him a few times.”
“I know Wade. Everyone knows Wade.”
Wade told her the joke in July and she hoped that it was a joke at that time, and then she had waited six whole months to use it herself.
“He’s very annoying. I’ve stabbed him a few times.”
“Because I only know one other person who makes such jokes.”
A sideways glance as if the name itself tastes bad to say.
“Wade.”
A sideways glance as if the name itself tastes bad to say.
“Wade.”
Hands on hips, staring back
“Why?”
“Why?”
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Her smile widened.
“I know Wade. Everyone knows Wade.”
Wade told her the joke in July and she hoped that it was a joke at that time, and then she had waited six whole months to use it herself.
“He’s very annoying. I’ve stabbed him a few times.”
“I know Wade. Everyone knows Wade.”
Wade told her the joke in July and she hoped that it was a joke at that time, and then she had waited six whole months to use it herself.
“He’s very annoying. I’ve stabbed him a few times.”
Hands on hips, staring back
“Why?”
“Why?”
Deadpan stare.
“You ought to be ashamed.”
“You ought to be ashamed.”
Sly grin.
"That is the point. It's an awful joke."
"That is the point. It's an awful joke."
January 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Hands on hips, staring back
“Why?”
“Why?”
She's still going to move away from whatever he's doing
He's not drunk, he's dead.
Kidding, he's so used to loud noise constantly it's lulled him to sleep..
Kidding, he's so used to loud noise constantly it's lulled him to sleep..
Isn’t it someone’s job to scrape up drunks and toss them out?
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
She's still going to move away from whatever he's doing
Isn’t it someone’s job to scrape up drunks and toss them out?
And he's all on the dance floor like:
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Isn’t it someone’s job to scrape up drunks and toss them out?