BART ALLEN
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❝ Oops! Spoilers. ❞
— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.
{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }
❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
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— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.
{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }
❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
pfp: abisalli (tumblr)
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Caffeine deprivation hitting you like a truck?
[ Blinking. At the woosh of air. ]
It’s.. good to get out? And, thank you, oh my god
It’s.. good to get out? And, thank you, oh my god
Coffee candies, got it.
[ Runs off. Maybe it's better to stop talking for a bit.
Bart came back a few minutes later with a big bag of them. ]
Just so you know, going from the North-East winter to the Tropics is always a ride.
[ Runs off. Maybe it's better to stop talking for a bit.
Bart came back a few minutes later with a big bag of them. ]
Just so you know, going from the North-East winter to the Tropics is always a ride.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Caffeine deprivation hitting you like a truck?
Coffee candies, got it.
[ Runs off. Maybe it's better to stop talking for a bit.
Bart came back a few minutes later with a big bag of them. ]
Just so you know, going from the North-East winter to the Tropics is always a ride.
[ Runs off. Maybe it's better to stop talking for a bit.
Bart came back a few minutes later with a big bag of them. ]
Just so you know, going from the North-East winter to the Tropics is always a ride.
Right….
Well— instead of time travel, how about normal superspeed? And you can get me those coffee candies from before?
They’re probably fine for me to eat…. different than drinking coffee?
Well— instead of time travel, how about normal superspeed? And you can get me those coffee candies from before?
They’re probably fine for me to eat…. different than drinking coffee?
[ Nods. ]
It's better to avoid a new Bart III situation. Man, that future was... [ Shivers. ] Nice dude, though. Good job on the cloning.
It's better to avoid a new Bart III situation. Man, that future was... [ Shivers. ] Nice dude, though. Good job on the cloning.
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Coffee candies, got it.
[ Runs off. Maybe it's better to stop talking for a bit.
Bart came back a few minutes later with a big bag of them. ]
Just so you know, going from the North-East winter to the Tropics is always a ride.
[ Runs off. Maybe it's better to stop talking for a bit.
Bart came back a few minutes later with a big bag of them. ]
Just so you know, going from the North-East winter to the Tropics is always a ride.
💥/: Speedsters are just this audio
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
💥/: Speedsters are just this audio
[ Nods. ]
It's better to avoid a new Bart III situation. Man, that future was... [ Shivers. ] Nice dude, though. Good job on the cloning.
It's better to avoid a new Bart III situation. Man, that future was... [ Shivers. ] Nice dude, though. Good job on the cloning.
…. That doesn’t make me feel better.
Let’s avoid that—?
Let’s avoid that—?
Honestly... If you lost me, you probably would forget I existed. Well, depends on in which direction I get... Forget I said anything.
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
[ Nods. ]
It's better to avoid a new Bart III situation. Man, that future was... [ Shivers. ] Nice dude, though. Good job on the cloning.
It's better to avoid a new Bart III situation. Man, that future was... [ Shivers. ] Nice dude, though. Good job on the cloning.
Honestly... If you lost me, you probably would forget I existed. Well, depends on in which direction I get... Forget I said anything.
Right… well, you’ve managed this long? And definitely avoid time traveling… don’t need to lose you, or anything. Ever
It's... Fine. I try not to time-travel unless it's like really necessary. And the eidetic memory helps a bit because I remember every single second of my life... I just need to think hard enough to figure time? Kind of?
December 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Honestly... If you lost me, you probably would forget I existed. Well, depends on in which direction I get... Forget I said anything.
It's... Fine. I try not to time-travel unless it's like really necessary. And the eidetic memory helps a bit because I remember every single second of my life... I just need to think hard enough to figure time? Kind of?
That sounds. Super confusing, Bart. And I went through a scavenger hunt to find Bruce when he was in the— lost in time. And stuff.
Wish it was linear.
Wish it was linear.
Not really. Time is weird soup.
I usually take a screenshot of my phone whenever I wake up and look at a few of them in a row to make sure the days are moving as they should.
I usually take a screenshot of my phone whenever I wake up and look at a few of them in a row to make sure the days are moving as they should.
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It's... Fine. I try not to time-travel unless it's like really necessary. And the eidetic memory helps a bit because I remember every single second of my life... I just need to think hard enough to figure time? Kind of?
Not really. Time is weird soup.
I usually take a screenshot of my phone whenever I wake up and look at a few of them in a row to make sure the days are moving as they should.
I usually take a screenshot of my phone whenever I wake up and look at a few of them in a row to make sure the days are moving as they should.
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Not really. Time is weird soup.
I usually take a screenshot of my phone whenever I wake up and look at a few of them in a row to make sure the days are moving as they should.
I usually take a screenshot of my phone whenever I wake up and look at a few of them in a row to make sure the days are moving as they should.
Not really... I am being literal. I usually don't know when I am or how old I am or... My sense of time is completely fried. It's been fried for years, or maybe days. I don’t know.
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Not really... I am being literal. I usually don't know when I am or how old I am or... My sense of time is completely fried. It's been fried for years, or maybe days. I don’t know.
I don’t know. I usually don't even know when I am.
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I don’t know. I usually don't even know when I am.
Good morning.
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Good morning.
💥/: IT’S ALMOST 7 AM
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
💥/: IT’S ALMOST 7 AM
Yes?
Bart…….
It's alright, really! It's just a prank!
If he wanted to hurt me, he would... I don’t know? Undo the horrific puzzle that is my knee?
If he wanted to hurt me, he would... I don’t know? Undo the horrific puzzle that is my knee?
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Yes?
It's alright, really! It's just a prank!
If he wanted to hurt me, he would... I don’t know? Undo the horrific puzzle that is my knee?
If he wanted to hurt me, he would... I don’t know? Undo the horrific puzzle that is my knee?
Uh, nope! You’ve said that before and I am going to do something about this! You do NOT deserve this, Bart!
It's fine, really. Physical pain helps me snap out of emotional turmoil. And I heal fast.
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's alright, really! It's just a prank!
If he wanted to hurt me, he would... I don’t know? Undo the horrific puzzle that is my knee?
If he wanted to hurt me, he would... I don’t know? Undo the horrific puzzle that is my knee?
Please, not jail for the primordial being. His higher-ups would send someone FAR worse.
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Please, not jail for the primordial being. His higher-ups would send someone FAR worse.
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It's fine, really. Physical pain helps me snap out of emotional turmoil. And I heal fast.
Jail. Jail for him.
Klarion is a friend, grandpa. A bit of a weird one... But he is a primordial entity of Chaos. That’s kind of his thing.
And he's never done anything I wouldn't heal from in a few minutes max.
And he's never done anything I wouldn't heal from in a few minutes max.
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It's fine, really. Physical pain helps me snap out of emotional turmoil. And I heal fast.
[ Shrugs. ]
Look, I am too tired to think my words too much. We are down to basics.
Look, I am too tired to think my words too much. We are down to basics.
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
[ Shrugs. ]
Look, I am too tired to think my words too much. We are down to basics.
Look, I am too tired to think my words too much. We are down to basics.
The physical pain really snapped me out of the emotional spiralling...
[ Gets off the floor before stretching a little bit. ]
How's your cat?
[ Gets off the floor before stretching a little bit. ]
How's your cat?
You're welcome!
[ Falls down rolling like a cartoon and just... Lays at the bottom of the stairs while the bruises appear and disappear like a weird colour-changing octopus of broken blood vessels. ]
... Thanks.
... Thanks.
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The physical pain really snapped me out of the emotional spiralling...
[ Gets off the floor before stretching a little bit. ]
How's your cat?
[ Gets off the floor before stretching a little bit. ]
How's your cat?
Klarion is a friend, grandpa. A bit of a weird one... But he is a primordial entity of Chaos. That’s kind of his thing.
And he's never done anything I wouldn't heal from in a few minutes max.
And he's never done anything I wouldn't heal from in a few minutes max.
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Klarion is a friend, grandpa. A bit of a weird one... But he is a primordial entity of Chaos. That’s kind of his thing.
And he's never done anything I wouldn't heal from in a few minutes max.
And he's never done anything I wouldn't heal from in a few minutes max.
[ Falls down rolling like a cartoon and just... Lays at the bottom of the stairs while the bruises appear and disappear like a weird colour-changing octopus of broken blood vessels. ]
... Thanks.
... Thanks.
😇
SHOVES-
SHOVES-
Klarion, I have enough on my plate.
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[ Falls down rolling like a cartoon and just... Lays at the bottom of the stairs while the bruises appear and disappear like a weird colour-changing octopus of broken blood vessels. ]
... Thanks.
... Thanks.
It's alright, not your fault.
It's normal to be worried in this situation, Bart. A lot going on.
Since young I thought too much about everything, and since Bruce's training that got worse... I didn't meant to make you more anxious, sorry.
I'm here if you need something
Since young I thought too much about everything, and since Bruce's training that got worse... I didn't meant to make you more anxious, sorry.
I'm here if you need something
Thanks, Duke...
I'm just worried, you know? About all of them...
I'm just worried, you know? About all of them...
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It's alright, not your fault.
Klarion, I have enough on my plate.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Klarion, I have enough on my plate.
Thanks, Duke...
I'm just worried, you know? About all of them...
I'm just worried, you know? About all of them...
You're not the grim reaper, Bart. Everyone cherishes your presence, your friendship.
This whole thing is tragic, but your presence and knowledge will help to avoid a tragedy, not bring it.
This whole thing is tragic, but your presence and knowledge will help to avoid a tragedy, not bring it.
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Thanks, Duke...
I'm just worried, you know? About all of them...
I'm just worried, you know? About all of them...
Bat-Cow would probably enjoy some fresh air.
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Bat-Cow would probably enjoy some fresh air.
❝ You said... In your world, I am your child. Well, your Bart is... Ok. This is weird. I need to start again.
Was the Bart you know born sick, too? ❞
@bravestflash.bsky.social
Was the Bart you know born sick, too? ❞
@bravestflash.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
❝ You said... In your world, I am your child. Well, your Bart is... Ok. This is weird. I need to start again.
Was the Bart you know born sick, too? ❞
@bravestflash.bsky.social
Was the Bart you know born sick, too? ❞
@bravestflash.bsky.social