BART ALLEN
@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social
❝ Oops! Spoilers. ❞
— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.
{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }
❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
pfp: P. Gleason & A. Sánchez.
— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.
{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }
❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯
pfp: P. Gleason & A. Sánchez.
Pinned
❝ Ufff betrayed by the shitty uni website, I see. ❞
"The later times were picked before I could get them..."
❝ Man... You picked the classes. ❞
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
❝ Ufff betrayed by the shitty uni website, I see. ❞
❝ Man... You picked the classes. ❞
"I'm going to drop out of college and change my name and live underground where I can sleep all day without life mandating my choices."
"...I'm not going to do any of that but c'mon. Who decided we need to wake up at 6AM. I bet Batman doesn't get up at 6AM. I bet Batman gets up whenever he wants."
"...I'm not going to do any of that but c'mon. Who decided we need to wake up at 6AM. I bet Batman doesn't get up at 6AM. I bet Batman gets up whenever he wants."
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
❝ Man... You picked the classes. ❞
He may have left a few notes on the run saying "Not an earthquake. Sorry. —Impulse & Krypto."
Once they got to the middle of absolutely nowhere, Bart stopped for a moment.
❝ Who's a good boy? Who's getting a treat? ❞
Once they got to the middle of absolutely nowhere, Bart stopped for a moment.
❝ Who's a good boy? Who's getting a treat? ❞
It was nice to have a hooman that could keep pace with him. Kara's cousin could but he was always busy. Kara had before, but she was also very busy lately.
It was nice to be able to be run like this.
Meanwhile, local scientists were freaking out at the seismic sensors going off right now.
It was nice to be able to be run like this.
Meanwhile, local scientists were freaking out at the seismic sensors going off right now.
Bart ran after the dog, giggling like a kid at a speed inaudible. He could go faster, a lot faster, but the point was to make Krypto feel like he was winning.
To let him have all the fun in the world.
To let him have all the fun in the world.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
He may have left a few notes on the run saying "Not an earthquake. Sorry. —Impulse & Krypto."
Once they got to the middle of absolutely nowhere, Bart stopped for a moment.
❝ Who's a good boy? Who's getting a treat? ❞
Once they got to the middle of absolutely nowhere, Bart stopped for a moment.
❝ Who's a good boy? Who's getting a treat? ❞
Bart ran after the dog, giggling like a kid at a speed inaudible. He could go faster, a lot faster, but the point was to make Krypto feel like he was winning.
To let him have all the fun in the world.
To let him have all the fun in the world.
A sonic boom went off that shook a seven-mile radius as Krypto bolted in the air and zoomed through buildings and across the Atlantic.
For the world, it happened in less than a second, but he wagged and looked back at Bart at superspeed with excitement, giving him prep time before taking off.
For the world, it happened in less than a second, but he wagged and looked back at Bart at superspeed with excitement, giving him prep time before taking off.
Let's go!
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Bart ran after the dog, giggling like a kid at a speed inaudible. He could go faster, a lot faster, but the point was to make Krypto feel like he was winning.
To let him have all the fun in the world.
To let him have all the fun in the world.
Fun fact: people who are stupid enough to get a sighthound in a city pay handsomly to have them taken out for a good morning run.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Fun fact: people who are stupid enough to get a sighthound in a city pay handsomly to have them taken out for a good morning run.
Let's go!
He wags and pants! He'll let him win this time!
You! Obviously. Do you want to go for a run, Krypto?
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Let's go!
The Apollo thing lives rent-free in my head. And God of Arepo.
YEAAAAHHH!
(But lotsa great memes.)
(But lotsa great memes.)
I can confirm. People on Tumblr were UNHINGED.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
The Apollo thing lives rent-free in my head. And God of Arepo.
You! Obviously. Do you want to go for a run, Krypto?
Who?
Look at the prettiest boy in the whole galaxy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
You! Obviously. Do you want to go for a run, Krypto?
Is it me or people are adding MORE omegaverse categories?
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Is it me or people are adding MORE omegaverse categories?
Look at the prettiest boy in the whole galaxy.
Why hoomans no play with Krypto instead?
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Look at the prettiest boy in the whole galaxy.
I can confirm. People on Tumblr were UNHINGED.
Some of the questions got weird.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I can confirm. People on Tumblr were UNHINGED.
Reposted by BART ALLEN
How does a dog eat a switch????
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
How does a dog eat a switch????
YOU ARE TALLER THAN ME?!
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
YOU ARE TALLER THAN ME?!
❝ You are such a dick! ❞ Still, he is kind of laughing. The bruises disappearing almost as quickly as they formed.
Trips him down the stairs. 🥰
❝ I'm SO bored. ❞
Which is always a terrible phrase to come out of his lips.
Which is always a terrible phrase to come out of his lips.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
❝ You are such a dick! ❞ Still, he is kind of laughing. The bruises disappearing almost as quickly as they formed.
❝ I'm SO bored. ❞
Which is always a terrible phrase to come out of his lips.
Which is always a terrible phrase to come out of his lips.
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
❝ I'm SO bored. ❞
Which is always a terrible phrase to come out of his lips.
Which is always a terrible phrase to come out of his lips.
Let Kon cook!
[He wants to see what happens]
[He wants to see what happens]
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Let Kon cook!
[He wants to see what happens]
[He wants to see what happens]
Honestly, Tim just needs a class on which animals carry rabies...
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Honestly, Tim just needs a class on which animals carry rabies...
Why are we calling Tim an evil twink?
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Why are we calling Tim an evil twink?
Reposted by BART ALLEN
💥/: Stolen from half the TL, I regret nothing, look at his silly self
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
💥/: Stolen from half the TL, I regret nothing, look at his silly self
💬: I'll call. I promise
💬: also, aced my midterms!!!!
💬: hey do u know where Kon is????????
💬: also, aced my midterms!!!!
💬: hey do u know where Kon is????????
📲: I'm so glad to hear that, Bart!
📲: Love you too! If anything ever comes up, don't hesitate to call!
📲: Love you too! If anything ever comes up, don't hesitate to call!
❝Hi! Soooooothabksforthearticledude'snotgettimgfiredbecausetenureorsomeothercraplikethatbutapparentlynowhehastoactuallyfollowADAguidelinesandisunderscrutinyforit. Love you, bye! ❞
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
💬: I'll call. I promise
💬: also, aced my midterms!!!!
💬: hey do u know where Kon is????????
💬: also, aced my midterms!!!!
💬: hey do u know where Kon is????????
💥/: Stolen from half the TL, I regret nothing, look at his silly self
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
💥/: Stolen from half the TL, I regret nothing, look at his silly self
❝Hi! Soooooothabksforthearticledude'snotgettimgfiredbecausetenureorsomeothercraplikethatbutapparentlynowhehastoactuallyfollowADAguidelinesandisunderscrutinyforit. Love you, bye! ❞
((Held Char at gunpoint in a dark alleyway to get this.
Seduced Dee to edit it for me <3.
Seduced Dee to edit it for me <3.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
❝Hi! Soooooothabksforthearticledude'snotgettimgfiredbecausetenureorsomeothercraplikethatbutapparentlynowhehastoactuallyfollowADAguidelinesandisunderscrutinyforit. Love you, bye! ❞
I find it so fucked up that the only way to test an animal for rabies is to chop off its head.
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I find it so fucked up that the only way to test an animal for rabies is to chop off its head.