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to me, you've been dead for centuries. // rp acct for eobard thawne/reverse flash from cw’s the flash. / #dcrp / / MVRP 18+ / MDNI / Mun is 28
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"my powers are beyond your understanding."

rp/parody account for eobard thawne/reverse flash from cw's the flash. will contain darker themes. written by hallion. admin is 28.
// the insults yall have for Thawne are off the charts im taking notes 💀💀

goodnight!!
Except I know you won’t. Ironically you can’t. And you know you can’t. And that pisses you off. All you can do is make his life hell because deep down, you’re a sad pathetic dependent loser. Without him, you’d lose all purpose in life. What’s next? Run back to the future? The future where -c-
Fine.

I have Barry Allen, and I’m going to kill him tonight.

Feel free to thank me.
January 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
What do I mean?

Surely you DO know he’s the Flash.
. . .

What do you mean, he couldn't run?
Yes.

Tragic.

A hit and run. And Barry… couldn’t run.
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Yes.

Tragic.

A hit and run. And Barry… couldn’t run.
WHAT?!

〖 He covers his mouth, eyes filling with tears. 〗
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Oh, he died.
?! What happened to him?!
Hm.

Well, now you never will.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Hm.

Well, now you never will.
! Uh... I don't think I've ever tried it...
What about his cooking! It’s wonderful, isn’t it?
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Fine.

I have Barry Allen, and I’m going to kill him tonight.

Feel free to thank me.
……I swear to god if you’re mistaking me for Nora Allen or Jenni Ognats, I’m beating your ass like I beat Blitzen’s ass during the council of Flash meetings.
Would you like to repeat that knowing I have your grandfather?
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
“Again with the insults. Just for that, I think I’ll decimate a block in Central City tonight. After all, their only superhero is….?”
"This looks mighty like whoever pushed you out needs more water."
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Would you like to repeat that knowing I have your grandfather?
Hello, you red eyed banana suit wearing blippin blurge sucking shrap smellin’ pixel face
Tell that to the buyers.

And hello, Dani.
January 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I am NOT piss-colored.
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Tell that to the buyers.

And hello, Dani.
FLASH FACT! Injecting yourself or drinking speedster blood does not make you a speedster.

It doesn’t work that way.

Also what the shrap
I’m selling Speedster blood tonight.

Meet me at Main and 8th if you’d like to make a…,trade!
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
What about his cooking! It’s wonderful, isn’t it?
I don't... need to hear about his tragic life. Not from anyone besides him.

Now, if you'll excuse me...
Oh I — I’m so sorry he never told you. Our dear Barry has lived such a tragic life!
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’m selling Speedster blood tonight.

Meet me at Main and 8th if you’d like to make a…,trade!
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Oh I — I’m so sorry he never told you. Our dear Barry has lived such a tragic life!
That his mother was murdered?? I had no clue!
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
What? Telling you what?
His-

What? Why are you telling me this?
Oh, we go way back. All the way to his poor mother being murdered…
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
someone’s cackling in central city tonight.

it’s DEFINITELY Thawne.
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“Hahaha. Hahahahahaha!”
"Barry? BARRY?!"
“Don’t — BZZZT — turn on — BZZZT — the TV — BZZZT.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Oh, we go way back. All the way to his poor mother being murdered…
Oh! Barry's friend? Lovely!!
Oh, I’m a friend of the Allen’s!
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Thawne waves from an entirely different camera feed — a very plush, gaudy living room with a very prominent book displayed that says:

HOW TO KILL A SPEEDSTER: WITH STYLE!
Tim’s…. staring at his camera feeds.

Wondering if he’d be that stupid. Or trying to go for an obvious trap.

It’s not very hard to track a van with S.T.A.R Labs plastered on the side.
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Oh, I’m a friend of the Allen’s!
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
seething. it… affects him.

for some reason.

also he looks NOTHING like that.
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Oh, a ‘vacation’.
He FINALLY got a vacation.

... what did he miss.
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Sadly, my bunker has been compromised. Have the address, here!
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Swears. Starts to take them down and reverse-engineer them.

After all, he has to do something while transporting a speedster….!
All he’ll find is a virus with really insulting Reverse Flash memes taking over his device screen.
Currently trying to find out who muted him.
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Family means NOTHING. Family makes you all WEAK.
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Currently trying to find out who muted him.
Had to mute it. No one wants to listen to Eobard Thawne that long.
Who’s up and watching my LIVESTREAM?? As the kids say!
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM