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Blue Dream
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Parody OC acc. for RP, +18 themes.
All art is mine unless stated otherwise.
NO MINORS. Muse & Mun are 33.
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"Illusions are the first of pleasures and the sweetest of drugs~"

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OH, he's got something, one second.

Big suit opens... aaaaaaaaand.

Out he comes... hey look, tin can in a tin can~ :D

BIG CLOAK COMES OUT, and helmet off... and he's going into the cave to cover her in the full cloak, it's big and clean, not perfect but will keep her dressed.

"Dearest?"
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
"Oh oh."

BLAM.

...

Smoke is coming out...

"...i think my ass got cooked."

MMMM A LA RAMBO~
Nertz to his suit. Hand pops inside through a portal and sets off a firecracker on his ass, literally. Let her know when he can negate subspace.
Such said, he stands up, and observes the damage of his suit, minimal, no plant harmed and no wild life.

A soft pat on the metal of his suit.

"Tough lil' shell... i think it did well so far."
February 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Admittedly, it was a good reason to be concerned normally, but he had the suit upgraded for underwater exploration.

He figured, hey... if we find a world water rich we gonna need something to go in, make the suit waterproof.

As for the armor in full.

A few dents, bumps and marks but all ok~

+
Oh good. She thought with the small holes in his armor it would possibly flood the inside causing it to short circuit. Blink. Really nice to know it didn't fry him because of water and electricity mixing ...that would make for the most ridiculous bug zapper. A shift of slightly relaxing that he was
Until he seemed to bow under the water... aaaaaaaaaaand...

Twig is propelled out, why like that?, oh he's measuring water gravity and... KNEEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND... JUMP and he doesn't go up. But hey, she sends rocks~

And he uses them alongside sand to build a stairwell, reach out and...

"HELLO!"
February 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
He did not expect the back with the hello and he was mid movement to reach her for a hug before...

FLOP...

...GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB

BUBBLE BUBBLE.

Alas... all one could see from above was first darkness, then FUCKING SUN FROM BENEATH?, 100 000 lumens do that.

And him just... uppies, and walk.

+
rock formation. Three..two..one...timmmmber.

Lets see. Heavy metal? check. If he had jet boosters they were not flooded...so even if they did fire up it would be a moment...crushing rock falling down..he still good?~
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The fact he's looking at it, and taking the headbutts... and the head protection is unsurprisingly, not cracking.

Somehow, not even a visible bump in it.

Hands getting on the ground... and slooooow getting up. He has seen the dirt plenty, and is slowly getting to at least seating.

+
shrugged and up to toll and down hard with a full force head butt to the helmet. She's gonna crack it like a walnut. UP and down. UP.....and down...nice little bit of an opening again, she let those raptor like claws hook into the hole..just need a wee bit bigger to get her teeth in~
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Well...

Here goes the OOF AND OH SHI-

Down on the ground again, he's gotta admit one thing, she stress tests the thing quite great, as for the reason, well, he's still inside of it and even if he doesn't feel the shock he gets dizzy looking at things without control.

+ gravity is meanie~

+
Crrrrrreeeeeeach! Worlds worst can opener
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"Oh nuts this is gonna-

-KLONK!!!-

...hurt."

ELBOW TO THE FLOOR and flip-

Damn suit seems to be dirty, and with a couple bumps but still good to go.

Finger rising.

"One second... wee bit dizzy."

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE HEAD.

"Good to go..."
Glad he's ok! but can't talk no tongue, the boney grin is grinning and nope! Up she goes onto hind legs aaaaaand there's the suplex...the area between his helmet and the neck area just got a fraction shorter with a thick crunch...there's double reason she's not allowed out. ...
UPPIES HE GETS...

"...Well hello to you too... you're so strong."

The fact she's lifting 20 tonnes is impressive, his suits have never been light... too much hardware.

"...You gonna fling me down the mountain... aren't you?... BRING IT ON!"

Kuzco performance :D
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
There's a Wh-

Then there's an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH of HOLY FUCK

...Then comes the oof GETTING DIZZY SPINNY SPINNY COCO WHOOP AND CRASH...

...Hey look he became an observatory :D

One thing was good tho', he just crashed and was still good... minus a head bump.

+
he's falling ..left ..at speed.. and into the rock he goes..that's a nice crater he made, lets see if she can make it deeper~ Mmm antlers under the armpits and upsy daisy!
February 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
12 GUNS COCKED AND AIMED WITH LASER POINTERS AT THE FACE.

"...That is a wee bit rude."

...That is a LOT of GUN.
February 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
...He's got a feeling he's about to be suplexed...

Soooooooooo~

Spear set on the floor... guns too, can't have those breaking... and the backpack behind that connects all the upper guns.

All neatly placed.

And holy barrier in case of accidents.

THUMBS UP.

"ALL GOOD FOR TESTING."
*grins*...want her to test it?~ or do you want /her/ to test it?~ just to make sure?
Games are over~

His spear is maxed out, his warsuit is fully armed and upgraded to boot.

He has PEAKED equipment wise.
February 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Games are over~

His spear is maxed out, his warsuit is fully armed and upgraded to boot.

He has PEAKED equipment wise.
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Blade on belt with the mag lock.

PLASMA AND VOLKITE AVAILABLE, RIFLES AVAILABLE.

ALL.
GUNS.
ALL GUNS BLAZING~♫!!!
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
OH THE BOKOBLINS...

Plague species, causes mass destruction... kills everything...

Inserted in the world via magic.
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
He's not that's a rock in a place where not even plants grow.

No wild life in 500 yards around~

IDEAL PLACE TO TEST SOMETHING LIKE THIS~
why..is he exterminating another species?
February 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"...I'm tempted to use noise technology."
February 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Looks at self... looks at track record...

"...Your point is?"
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
"Nigh immortal target, PERFECT TO TEST WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION~"

:::D
"Blue is starting to get a weird obsession with Farosh..."

"Kinda creepy if ya ask me."
February 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Oh he will~

He's not explaining the plasma fires, lascannon craters and bullet riddled holes tho'.
K, have fun
That's ok~

HE'S GONNA EXTERMINATE THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF BOKOBLINS OF THIS AREA~

:::D
February 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
That's ok~

HE'S GONNA EXTERMINATE THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF BOKOBLINS OF THIS AREA~

:::D
It seems that Farosh is not around.

He is currently participating in a tournament off world.
WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP...

BOKOBLIN DETECTED...

-WUUUUUUUUUUM--- PHEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW SPLAT-

BOKOBLIN NO MORE.
February 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP...

BOKOBLIN DETECTED...

-WUUUUUUUUUUM--- PHEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW SPLAT-

BOKOBLIN NO MORE.
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
"FaroooOooOooooosh~♫!"

...RUN MEKKY RUN, OH LAWD HE STOMPIN'.
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
"Alright... let's TEST THIS PUPPY!"

ALL GUN AIMED...

"FIRE!"

---That used to be a rock.---

"...OH FUCK YIS~!"
February 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"DREADKNIGHT ON DUTY!"

WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP
WHIRR STOMP

"I FUCKING LOVE THIS THING~!"

Yes buddy, we all love having a warsuit.
February 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
WHIRR STOMP.
WHIRR STOMP.

STRATOS MKII SIEGE MODE.
February 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It's too early for surrender
Too late for a prayer
We can't go to hell if we're already there
They say the end is coming
And I need to prepare
We can't go to hell if we're already there~♪
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM