icantihavecrew
@icantihavecrew.bsky.social
They/Them
viscerally livid all of the time
I sometimes post photos here
viscerally livid all of the time
I sometimes post photos here
*off one lychee martini*
“I sobered up after the 5th Japanese song”
“I sobered up after the 5th Japanese song”
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
*off one lychee martini*
“I sobered up after the 5th Japanese song”
“I sobered up after the 5th Japanese song”
frantically searching through my favorite media for something I haven't already ripped off for my d&d inspo
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
frantically searching through my favorite media for something I haven't already ripped off for my d&d inspo
so conversationally adept the old dudes share their deepest darkest secrets at 10am.
October 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
so conversationally adept the old dudes share their deepest darkest secrets at 10am.
On it boss 🫡
Have they located the Founder of Antifa’s side-piece?
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
On it boss 🫡
On it boss 🫡
who up eating frosted flakes out of the skull of their enemy
October 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
On it boss 🫡
Reposted by icantihavecrew
It’s my Birthday 🎁
You can make my day
Download my New Album Purple Shasta Racoon
Full of Vitriol and Totes Improvised.
lnk.to/shasta
You can make my day
Download my New Album Purple Shasta Racoon
Full of Vitriol and Totes Improvised.
lnk.to/shasta
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s my Birthday 🎁
You can make my day
Download my New Album Purple Shasta Racoon
Full of Vitriol and Totes Improvised.
lnk.to/shasta
You can make my day
Download my New Album Purple Shasta Racoon
Full of Vitriol and Totes Improvised.
lnk.to/shasta
Maybe there is a god
October 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Maybe there is a god
Reposted by icantihavecrew
Spanker of the House
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Spanker of the House
Using my advanced animal tracking skills to stalk a wild beast in its natural habitat (an iced coffee and open modelo has appeared on the kitchen table, indicating my roommate has come home from work)
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Using my advanced animal tracking skills to stalk a wild beast in its natural habitat (an iced coffee and open modelo has appeared on the kitchen table, indicating my roommate has come home from work)
Enjoying a reflective cigarette and beer in the open air after making the most beautiful girl in the world laugh for 2 hours. Life has a purpose after all.
September 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Enjoying a reflective cigarette and beer in the open air after making the most beautiful girl in the world laugh for 2 hours. Life has a purpose after all.
Reposted by icantihavecrew
damn can a bitch just drink her choccy milk?
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
damn can a bitch just drink her choccy milk?
This is peak male performance
September 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is peak male performance
When you take my car despite a bajillion other cars being parked equally or worse than I, this is who you are taking it from
September 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When you take my car despite a bajillion other cars being parked equally or worse than I, this is who you are taking it from
They got raptured, like somebody else we all know and love
The disappearance of America’s leadership class at a time like this means that the rest of us have to be leaders. We can no longer wait to be led by those with the power and authority to lead. You must lead, I must lead, all of us must lead. We are the leaders we’ve been waiting for.
September 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They got raptured, like somebody else we all know and love
You’re absolutely right everything is about me
September 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You’re absolutely right everything is about me
Your laughing. My car was the only member of our household to get raptured and your laughing.
September 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Your laughing. My car was the only member of our household to get raptured and your laughing.
The world will look your heartbreak dead in the eyes and use it in their comedy special without crediting you
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The world will look your heartbreak dead in the eyes and use it in their comedy special without crediting you
“Oh my god you turn me on” but as in toaster in bath
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“Oh my god you turn me on” but as in toaster in bath
I have remembered that I BlueSky. Hello world.
September 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have remembered that I BlueSky. Hello world.
the ragebait fucking works
September 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
the ragebait fucking works
who up tenderin' they loin rn
September 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
who up tenderin' they loin rn
I need a mother fuckjn zanax
September 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I need a mother fuckjn zanax
i think its totally fine to be an absolute ass as long as your funny but if you aren't funny maybe kill yourself
September 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i think its totally fine to be an absolute ass as long as your funny but if you aren't funny maybe kill yourself
"we are our halting anti-human trafficking efforts to focus on our human trafficking operation"
September 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"we are our halting anti-human trafficking efforts to focus on our human trafficking operation"