icantihavecrew
@icantihavecrew.bsky.social
They/Them
viscerally livid all of the time
I sometimes post photos here
viscerally livid all of the time
I sometimes post photos here
Maybe there is a god
October 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Maybe there is a god
Using my advanced animal tracking skills to stalk a wild beast in its natural habitat (an iced coffee and open modelo has appeared on the kitchen table, indicating my roommate has come home from work)
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Using my advanced animal tracking skills to stalk a wild beast in its natural habitat (an iced coffee and open modelo has appeared on the kitchen table, indicating my roommate has come home from work)
This is peak male performance
September 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is peak male performance
When you take my car despite a bajillion other cars being parked equally or worse than I, this is who you are taking it from
September 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When you take my car despite a bajillion other cars being parked equally or worse than I, this is who you are taking it from
"we are our halting anti-human trafficking efforts to focus on our human trafficking operation"
September 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"we are our halting anti-human trafficking efforts to focus on our human trafficking operation"
Some clouds I saw at work the other day (raw)
September 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Some clouds I saw at work the other day (raw)
Happy lemonshark Tuesday!
August 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Happy lemonshark Tuesday!
My date said sorcerers were better than wizards so I sent his whole being (ass and all) to the shadow realm
March 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My date said sorcerers were better than wizards so I sent his whole being (ass and all) to the shadow realm
And they’re both boys
March 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And they’re both boys
Fuck it I’m #warriorcats shitposting until I finish my TNP reread
March 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Fuck it I’m #warriorcats shitposting until I finish my TNP reread
Another guy we talk about way too much #warriorcats can I see some Brakenfur appreciation instead perhaps
March 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Another guy we talk about way too much #warriorcats can I see some Brakenfur appreciation instead perhaps
@kkgrace.bsky.social do you have any thoughts on the controversial matter
March 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@kkgrace.bsky.social do you have any thoughts on the controversial matter
Happy lemon shark Thursday to all who celebrate
March 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Happy lemon shark Thursday to all who celebrate
We talk about this guy a little too much I fear #BlackSails
March 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
We talk about this guy a little too much I fear #BlackSails
We do not talk about this guy enough #BlackSails
March 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
We do not talk about this guy enough #BlackSails
perhaps a promotion to head concubine is in order
March 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
perhaps a promotion to head concubine is in order
Call me Gordon the way I got recipes for disaster
February 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Call me Gordon the way I got recipes for disaster
New obsession just dropped
February 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
New obsession just dropped