iCanCheckYourHead
@icancheckyourhead.bsky.social
Well travelled Oklahoman. I enjoy dark humor, my local pub, hanging out with my adult daughters at my living room tiki bar and getting to know fellow kind/empathetic people. Avoiding politics and trying to find smart folk to interact with here.
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Record cold temps is no match for a fluffy pooch puddle with his paws stuffed in the couch electric blanket.
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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might fuck around and become a Cute Socks Guy
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
might fuck around and become a Cute Socks Guy
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None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
Fun fact: The Earth’s atmosphere is absolute proof that force fields exist.
#sheildsforward
#sheildsforward
August 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fun fact: The Earth’s atmosphere is absolute proof that force fields exist.
#sheildsforward
#sheildsforward
@pabstblueribbon.bsky.social what does a guy gotta do to get his dystopian cyber security job fighting against AI salary replaced to just go spend time around the world in tents and post pictures of drinking PBR in increasingly exotic locations? Just ask?
August 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@pabstblueribbon.bsky.social what does a guy gotta do to get his dystopian cyber security job fighting against AI salary replaced to just go spend time around the world in tents and post pictures of drinking PBR in increasingly exotic locations? Just ask?
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my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge
me: yeah
my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad
me: ok wait, that’s not really–
my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again
me: four loko
me: yeah
my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad
me: ok wait, that’s not really–
my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again
me: four loko
June 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge
me: yeah
my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad
me: ok wait, that’s not really–
my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again
me: four loko
me: yeah
my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad
me: ok wait, that’s not really–
my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again
me: four loko
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transcript in the alt text because this is too true and important to skip over.
April 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
transcript in the alt text because this is too true and important to skip over.
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@support.bsky.team
My profile lists 149 followers but when I actually go look in my profile I see roughly 40 actual accounts. It's entirely possible i've blocked that many porn bots but do blocked accounts increment the follower count?
My profile lists 149 followers but when I actually go look in my profile I see roughly 40 actual accounts. It's entirely possible i've blocked that many porn bots but do blocked accounts increment the follower count?
February 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@support.bsky.team
My profile lists 149 followers but when I actually go look in my profile I see roughly 40 actual accounts. It's entirely possible i've blocked that many porn bots but do blocked accounts increment the follower count?
My profile lists 149 followers but when I actually go look in my profile I see roughly 40 actual accounts. It's entirely possible i've blocked that many porn bots but do blocked accounts increment the follower count?
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Record cold temps is no match for a fluffy pooch puddle with his paws stuffed in the couch electric blanket.
February 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Record cold temps is no match for a fluffy pooch puddle with his paws stuffed in the couch electric blanket.
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Who wants to go in on a vomitorium with me?
February 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Who wants to go in on a vomitorium with me?
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ME: did you save it?
ONEDRIVE: hypothetically, yes
ONEDRIVE: hypothetically, yes
February 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ME: did you save it?
ONEDRIVE: hypothetically, yes
ONEDRIVE: hypothetically, yes
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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
That sweet spot when it's cool outside to run the heat but also damp enough to not need the humidifier. The inside settles into a nice 70F and 41% with the air barely needing to run at all.
I imagine this was the situation when Tom Cruise had on boxers, socks, sunglasses, and a button down shirt
I imagine this was the situation when Tom Cruise had on boxers, socks, sunglasses, and a button down shirt
a man in a white shirt is walking down the stairs in a house .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is walking down the stairs in a house .
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February 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
That sweet spot when it's cool outside to run the heat but also damp enough to not need the humidifier. The inside settles into a nice 70F and 41% with the air barely needing to run at all.
I imagine this was the situation when Tom Cruise had on boxers, socks, sunglasses, and a button down shirt
I imagine this was the situation when Tom Cruise had on boxers, socks, sunglasses, and a button down shirt
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we are the daughters of the mambos they couldn’t enumerate
February 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
we are the daughters of the mambos they couldn’t enumerate
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So...anyways....Costco...
January 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So...anyways....Costco...
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January 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#Oklahomies
Be sure to remind local professionals and weather hobbyists to use the #okwx hashtag so we can find them out here in the bluesky land without algos.
I'm still slowly but surely putting together a list of folks that is one of my last reasons to visit the bad place. Let's find them all!
Be sure to remind local professionals and weather hobbyists to use the #okwx hashtag so we can find them out here in the bluesky land without algos.
I'm still slowly but surely putting together a list of folks that is one of my last reasons to visit the bad place. Let's find them all!
January 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
#Oklahomies
Be sure to remind local professionals and weather hobbyists to use the #okwx hashtag so we can find them out here in the bluesky land without algos.
I'm still slowly but surely putting together a list of folks that is one of my last reasons to visit the bad place. Let's find them all!
Be sure to remind local professionals and weather hobbyists to use the #okwx hashtag so we can find them out here in the bluesky land without algos.
I'm still slowly but surely putting together a list of folks that is one of my last reasons to visit the bad place. Let's find them all!
If I dumped a bunch of Frito crumbs into the spicy hummus container and finished it off with spoon does that make it a chili, a soup, or a salsa?
January 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If I dumped a bunch of Frito crumbs into the spicy hummus container and finished it off with spoon does that make it a chili, a soup, or a salsa?
Strategic Christmas Eve brunch. Half of it in a box for a low effort Christmas morning. Or a tipsy Christmas Eve dinner if my self control doesn’t hold.
December 24, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Strategic Christmas Eve brunch. Half of it in a box for a low effort Christmas morning. Or a tipsy Christmas Eve dinner if my self control doesn’t hold.