Ian Searle
@iansearle.bsky.social
Humble TV Techie by day, International Comedy Writer by night. My jokes are originals (I believe) - feel free to share and I retweet stuff that makes me laugh
MSP defends friendship with sex offender after Labour suspension... To be fair, these days, it must be pretty difficult to be in politics and NOT be friends with a sex offender!
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
MSP defends friendship with sex offender after Labour suspension... To be fair, these days, it must be pretty difficult to be in politics and NOT be friends with a sex offender!
"Just one more thing, sir. Why would you put the wrong date on press release announcing someone's death?"
a man talking on a phone with the words " oh there 's just one more thing sir " below him
ALT: a man talking on a phone with the words " oh there 's just one more thing sir " below him
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 AM
"Just one more thing, sir. Why would you put the wrong date on press release announcing someone's death?"
I do not harness my savantish nature to alienate people and isolate myself. Okay, I hear that.
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I do not harness my savantish nature to alienate people and isolate myself. Okay, I hear that.
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LOL. GB News folk can't believe their own poll.
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
LOL. GB News folk can't believe their own poll.
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BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
LinkedIn - 38 people noticed me. I'm getting noticed. 38 people think I'm a prat.
February 5, 2026 at 9:51 AM
LinkedIn - 38 people noticed me. I'm getting noticed. 38 people think I'm a prat.
I left work on Dec 31st. Since then no one has said 'Going forward' to me. I am 33 days clean.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I left work on Dec 31st. Since then no one has said 'Going forward' to me. I am 33 days clean.
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"You look like you're being murdered, can I help"
January 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
"You look like you're being murdered, can I help"
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One of my most engaged followers has left BLueSky.
We won't see his likes again
We won't see his likes again
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
One of my most engaged followers has left BLueSky.
We won't see his likes again
We won't see his likes again
Boing denies forcing Trump's plane to turn round - they were only meant to blow the door off!
January 21, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Boing denies forcing Trump's plane to turn round - they were only meant to blow the door off!
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"You Boy, two words you must take onboard about Trump.
Distractions and Redactions
The similarities are that they contain the same last seven letters.
To counter them ....
Both need ACTION"
Distractions and Redactions
The similarities are that they contain the same last seven letters.
To counter them ....
Both need ACTION"
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 AM
"You Boy, two words you must take onboard about Trump.
Distractions and Redactions
The similarities are that they contain the same last seven letters.
To counter them ....
Both need ACTION"
Distractions and Redactions
The similarities are that they contain the same last seven letters.
To counter them ....
Both need ACTION"
Reposted by Ian Searle
A little piece about compassion and Robin Williams in a doughnut shop #robinwilliams #comedy #poetry @bobbyllew.bsky.social @theonion.com @robdelaney.bsky.social @indyfromspace.bsky.social @astrokatie.com @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social @marawilson.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 PM
A little piece about compassion and Robin Williams in a doughnut shop #robinwilliams #comedy #poetry @bobbyllew.bsky.social @theonion.com @robdelaney.bsky.social @indyfromspace.bsky.social @astrokatie.com @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social @marawilson.bsky.social
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Well played, Channel 4.
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Well played, Channel 4.
Pervert unhappy to find out people have been using Grok to dress him in the naked pictures he posted
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Pervert unhappy to find out people have been using Grok to dress him in the naked pictures he posted
U.S. to consult on plans to ban Presidents from social media
January 20, 2026 at 8:32 AM
U.S. to consult on plans to ban Presidents from social media
Act of giving away island act of stupidity, says man who want to be given island
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Act of giving away island act of stupidity, says man who want to be given island
Brooklyn agrees to reconcile with Charles if Harry reconciles with Posh and Becks
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Brooklyn agrees to reconcile with Charles if Harry reconciles with Posh and Becks
Hedgehogs complain to watchdog over hidden camera survey
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Hedgehogs complain to watchdog over hidden camera survey
Harry says he was made 'paranoid' by Daily Mail - what about the rest of us mate?
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Harry says he was made 'paranoid' by Daily Mail - what about the rest of us mate?
January 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Millions of people will be affected by English council election delays.
Especially the local government employees who make extra dosh counting the votes.
#jokedump
Especially the local government employees who make extra dosh counting the votes.
#jokedump
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Millions of people will be affected by English council election delays.
Especially the local government employees who make extra dosh counting the votes.
#jokedump
Especially the local government employees who make extra dosh counting the votes.
#jokedump
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM