Ian Searle
@iansearle.bsky.social
Humble TV Techie by day, International Comedy Writer by night. My jokes are originals (I believe) - feel free to share and I retweet stuff that makes me laugh
Scots MP Gordon McKee's video explaining UK debt with custard creams has gone viral.
It also includes a warning about ‘Get Rich Tea Quick Schemes’.
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It also includes a warning about ‘Get Rich Tea Quick Schemes’.
#jokedump
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Scots MP Gordon McKee's video explaining UK debt with custard creams has gone viral.
It also includes a warning about ‘Get Rich Tea Quick Schemes’.
#jokedump
It also includes a warning about ‘Get Rich Tea Quick Schemes’.
#jokedump
Cauldeen Primary School in Inverness has been forced to cancel its Christmas show after receiving "racist and abusive" online messages.
Police are investigating just who it was that ordered a Cameo “Good luck” message from Nigel Farage.
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Police are investigating just who it was that ordered a Cameo “Good luck” message from Nigel Farage.
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November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Cauldeen Primary School in Inverness has been forced to cancel its Christmas show after receiving "racist and abusive" online messages.
Police are investigating just who it was that ordered a Cameo “Good luck” message from Nigel Farage.
#jokedump
Police are investigating just who it was that ordered a Cameo “Good luck” message from Nigel Farage.
#jokedump
The public is being asked to record sightings of feral pigs to build up a map of where the animals are across Scotland.
People should be on the look out for any houses made of straw, sticks and brick.
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People should be on the look out for any houses made of straw, sticks and brick.
#jokedump
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The public is being asked to record sightings of feral pigs to build up a map of where the animals are across Scotland.
People should be on the look out for any houses made of straw, sticks and brick.
#jokedump
People should be on the look out for any houses made of straw, sticks and brick.
#jokedump
According to a study, Fame reduces a celebrity's life expectancy.
This was obviously true for Irene Cara, who always claimed she was going to live forever.
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This was obviously true for Irene Cara, who always claimed she was going to live forever.
#jokedump
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
According to a study, Fame reduces a celebrity's life expectancy.
This was obviously true for Irene Cara, who always claimed she was going to live forever.
#jokedump
This was obviously true for Irene Cara, who always claimed she was going to live forever.
#jokedump
Scientists have revealed that our brains go through five distinct phases in life.
Coincidentally these are the same as the five stages of grief are childhood bargaining, adolescence anger, adulthood depression, early aging denial, and late aging acceptance.
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Coincidentally these are the same as the five stages of grief are childhood bargaining, adolescence anger, adulthood depression, early aging denial, and late aging acceptance.
#jokedump
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Scientists have revealed that our brains go through five distinct phases in life.
Coincidentally these are the same as the five stages of grief are childhood bargaining, adolescence anger, adulthood depression, early aging denial, and late aging acceptance.
#jokedump
Coincidentally these are the same as the five stages of grief are childhood bargaining, adolescence anger, adulthood depression, early aging denial, and late aging acceptance.
#jokedump
Reeves said her three priorities would be: "Cutting the cost of living, cutting NHS waiting lists and cutting the cost of debt."
If it all goes badly, next week she could be on ‘gardening leave’, cutting the lawn.
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If it all goes badly, next week she could be on ‘gardening leave’, cutting the lawn.
#jokedump
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reeves said her three priorities would be: "Cutting the cost of living, cutting NHS waiting lists and cutting the cost of debt."
If it all goes badly, next week she could be on ‘gardening leave’, cutting the lawn.
#jokedump
If it all goes badly, next week she could be on ‘gardening leave’, cutting the lawn.
#jokedump
Japan’s prime minister, Sanae Takaichi, has said she gets by on just two to four hours of sleep a night.
Jacob Reese Mogg used to get that much during a day in parliament.
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Jacob Reese Mogg used to get that much during a day in parliament.
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November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Japan’s prime minister, Sanae Takaichi, has said she gets by on just two to four hours of sleep a night.
Jacob Reese Mogg used to get that much during a day in parliament.
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Jacob Reese Mogg used to get that much during a day in parliament.
#jokedump
A controversial Australian senator, who wore a burka in parliament as a protest, has been suspended for seven days.
There are fears she may never show her face in public again.
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There are fears she may never show her face in public again.
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November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A controversial Australian senator, who wore a burka in parliament as a protest, has been suspended for seven days.
There are fears she may never show her face in public again.
#jokedump
There are fears she may never show her face in public again.
#jokedump
Queen’s Sir Brian May has hinted that the band will star in a new AI hologram show after the success of Abba Voyage.
To meet with new energy saving guidance, high-pressure sodium lamps will be used to create Freddie instead of higher powered mercury lamps.
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To meet with new energy saving guidance, high-pressure sodium lamps will be used to create Freddie instead of higher powered mercury lamps.
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November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Queen’s Sir Brian May has hinted that the band will star in a new AI hologram show after the success of Abba Voyage.
To meet with new energy saving guidance, high-pressure sodium lamps will be used to create Freddie instead of higher powered mercury lamps.
#jokedump
To meet with new energy saving guidance, high-pressure sodium lamps will be used to create Freddie instead of higher powered mercury lamps.
#jokedump
After a council vote in Northern Ireland, a road called Prince Andrew Way is set to be renamed.
They are considering changing it to something less controversial, like Epstein’s Close.
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They are considering changing it to something less controversial, like Epstein’s Close.
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November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
After a council vote in Northern Ireland, a road called Prince Andrew Way is set to be renamed.
They are considering changing it to something less controversial, like Epstein’s Close.
#jokedump
They are considering changing it to something less controversial, like Epstein’s Close.
#jokedump
Rupert Grint has told the BBC, even some 14 years after the release of the final Harry Potter film, he is unlikely to ever "step out" of Ron Weasley's shadow.
The trick is to use a light spell such as Luminous Maximus.
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The trick is to use a light spell such as Luminous Maximus.
#jokedump
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Rupert Grint has told the BBC, even some 14 years after the release of the final Harry Potter film, he is unlikely to ever "step out" of Ron Weasley's shadow.
The trick is to use a light spell such as Luminous Maximus.
#jokedump
The trick is to use a light spell such as Luminous Maximus.
#jokedump
The publisher of the Daily Mail has agreed to buy the Daily and Sunday Telegraph for £500m.
This is despite the fact that the views of both newspapers are a little bit too left wing for Mail’s usual readers.
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This is despite the fact that the views of both newspapers are a little bit too left wing for Mail’s usual readers.
#jokedump
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The publisher of the Daily Mail has agreed to buy the Daily and Sunday Telegraph for £500m.
This is despite the fact that the views of both newspapers are a little bit too left wing for Mail’s usual readers.
#jokedump
This is despite the fact that the views of both newspapers are a little bit too left wing for Mail’s usual readers.
#jokedump
An investigation has been launched after a naked man was reportedly seen walking the streets of a town in Inverclyde.
The Police say the public do not need to worry, it is just a small thing, but that is probably due to the recent cold weather.
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The Police say the public do not need to worry, it is just a small thing, but that is probably due to the recent cold weather.
#jokedump
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
An investigation has been launched after a naked man was reportedly seen walking the streets of a town in Inverclyde.
The Police say the public do not need to worry, it is just a small thing, but that is probably due to the recent cold weather.
#jokedump
The Police say the public do not need to worry, it is just a small thing, but that is probably due to the recent cold weather.
#jokedump
Gary Lineker is understood to be in talks with Netflix to feature in its US coverage of the 2027 Women’s World Cup.
They just have to agree his fee, and stance on Gaza.
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They just have to agree his fee, and stance on Gaza.
#jokedump
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Gary Lineker is understood to be in talks with Netflix to feature in its US coverage of the 2027 Women’s World Cup.
They just have to agree his fee, and stance on Gaza.
#jokedump
They just have to agree his fee, and stance on Gaza.
#jokedump
Sky Sports has scrapped its new female-focused TikTok channel, Halo, after it faced a backlash online with its posts described as "patronising" and "sexist".
A spokesperson for the company said, “All right, keep your knickers on. We’ve taken it down, love!”
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A spokesperson for the company said, “All right, keep your knickers on. We’ve taken it down, love!”
#jokedump
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sky Sports has scrapped its new female-focused TikTok channel, Halo, after it faced a backlash online with its posts described as "patronising" and "sexist".
A spokesperson for the company said, “All right, keep your knickers on. We’ve taken it down, love!”
#jokedump
A spokesperson for the company said, “All right, keep your knickers on. We’ve taken it down, love!”
#jokedump
Groundbreaking DNA analysis of Adolf Hitler's blood has uncovered some extraordinary findings about the dictator's ancestry and possible health conditions.
If you were wondering where they got his blood from, it was just a small prick.
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If you were wondering where they got his blood from, it was just a small prick.
#jokedump
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Groundbreaking DNA analysis of Adolf Hitler's blood has uncovered some extraordinary findings about the dictator's ancestry and possible health conditions.
If you were wondering where they got his blood from, it was just a small prick.
#jokedump
If you were wondering where they got his blood from, it was just a small prick.
#jokedump
Investigators made the discovery this week that the'Toxic Culture' at Downing street is one of Tony Blair's discarded old fruit yoghurts.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Investigators made the discovery this week that the'Toxic Culture' at Downing street is one of Tony Blair's discarded old fruit yoghurts.
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More legal trouble for the BBC this week after former 'Vision On' viewers say they may take legal action despite the apology that they were “very sorry, but no paintings could be returned".
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November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
More legal trouble for the BBC this week after former 'Vision On' viewers say they may take legal action despite the apology that they were “very sorry, but no paintings could be returned".
#jokedump
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East Dunbartonshire Council may build a new school on land previously found to have contained contaminated soil, a proposal that has sparked angry protests from locals.
Quite right too, have the planners never watched any 1980s horror films?
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Quite right too, have the planners never watched any 1980s horror films?
#jokedump
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
East Dunbartonshire Council may build a new school on land previously found to have contained contaminated soil, a proposal that has sparked angry protests from locals.
Quite right too, have the planners never watched any 1980s horror films?
#jokedump
Quite right too, have the planners never watched any 1980s horror films?
#jokedump
A US investment group, RedBird Capital, has pulled out of a deal to buy the Daily Telegraph, which is odd, because I saw it on sale at my local newsagents for just £3.50.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A US investment group, RedBird Capital, has pulled out of a deal to buy the Daily Telegraph, which is odd, because I saw it on sale at my local newsagents for just £3.50.
#jokedump
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An Australian has written a Bogan War & Peace, a slang-filled remake with Russian princesses as sheilas and princes, drongos. His next project, Dickens’ ‘Great Expectations’, becomes ‘Well Up the Duff’, and Shakespeare’s ‘All's Well that Ends Well’, ‘Everything’s turned out fair dinkum, mate’.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
An Australian has written a Bogan War & Peace, a slang-filled remake with Russian princesses as sheilas and princes, drongos. His next project, Dickens’ ‘Great Expectations’, becomes ‘Well Up the Duff’, and Shakespeare’s ‘All's Well that Ends Well’, ‘Everything’s turned out fair dinkum, mate’.
Paul McCartney has joined the music industry protest against AI by releasing a silent track.
John Cage saw all this coming in 1952!
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John Cage saw all this coming in 1952!
#jokedump
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Paul McCartney has joined the music industry protest against AI by releasing a silent track.
John Cage saw all this coming in 1952!
#jokedump
John Cage saw all this coming in 1952!
#jokedump
Lilliput Church of England Infant School in Poole, Dorset has banned the singing of songs from hit Netflix film KPop Demon Hunters over concerns they are not in keeping with its "Christian ethos".
Just wait until they find out why Jack and Jill REALLY went up that hill.
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Just wait until they find out why Jack and Jill REALLY went up that hill.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Lilliput Church of England Infant School in Poole, Dorset has banned the singing of songs from hit Netflix film KPop Demon Hunters over concerns they are not in keeping with its "Christian ethos".
Just wait until they find out why Jack and Jill REALLY went up that hill.
#jokedump
Just wait until they find out why Jack and Jill REALLY went up that hill.
#jokedump
Speaking at the unveiling of a new statue celebrating her most famous creation, author Helen Fielding refused to rule out taking her story further, saying you should "never say never".
Look out for the release next year of “Bridget Jones: Mad about The Money”
#jokedump
Look out for the release next year of “Bridget Jones: Mad about The Money”
#jokedump
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Speaking at the unveiling of a new statue celebrating her most famous creation, author Helen Fielding refused to rule out taking her story further, saying you should "never say never".
Look out for the release next year of “Bridget Jones: Mad about The Money”
#jokedump
Look out for the release next year of “Bridget Jones: Mad about The Money”
#jokedump