DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸
donquiotext.bsky.social
DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸
@donquiotext.bsky.social
My name is Woody
Righter of Wrongs in Home Counties UK. Anti Monarchy, Pro Democracy.
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English & Spanish Speaker. #Puns #TagGames
@stevenp1961.bsky.social comprehensive bio. Worth a follow
January 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
@grumpyleigh.bsky.social I truly have a bio, so please follow back.
We feel your pain, here in the UK
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Explanation:
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Thanks for my wonderful friend @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social
Celebrate today: El Dia Los Tres Reyes.
The day kids and family get their Christmas presents from the Three kings.
I just wish I was back in Lanzarote today for the Cabalgata through Arrecife.
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies

A troubled man makes a tower out of mashed potato
a person is eating mashed potatoes with a fork and spoon .
ALT: a person is eating mashed potatoes with a fork and spoon .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies

That an Ancient Shpanish shwordsman has a broad Scottish accent
a man with a beard is standing next to a woman with the words `` there can be only one '' .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman with the words `` there can be only one '' .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Does John Wayne whilst playing a centurion at the crucifixion get told his line should be more thoughtful and full of awe.
It came out as " Awe, surely this man was the son of Gaud". (With Texan accent)
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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People start singing in the street out of the blue
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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People farting whilst eating beans
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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That a Doctor says " don't call me Shirley"
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Do you see flashbacks, unless you're on acid
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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That a couple wake up in bed, neither has bad breath or need a pee
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Two bad guys beat up a nice guy that likes bowling and pee on his rug
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies

A young, very blue eyed boy gets to travel on the back of a giant worm
a group of people running in the desert with a large eye coming out of it
ALT: a group of people running in the desert with a large eye coming out of it
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies

That a Posh Guy " doesn't give a damn"
January 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies

That someone takes on the task of finding some Hispanic guys cabeza
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Does a bad guy use a gas canister to kill people
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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A man crawls through a sewer of shite and comes out smelling of roses
a close up of a person 's face with a hand reaching out
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a hand reaching out
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies

Girl clicks her heels and arrives back in Kansas
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Unfortunately Mister Takagi didn't join us
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
@lukehancock.bsky.social Thanks for the reply. Plus what a cracking name you use.
January 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies

Aliens phone home long distance
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM