DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸
donquiotext.bsky.social
DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸
@donquiotext.bsky.social
My name is Woody
Righter of Wrongs in Home Counties UK. Anti Monarchy, Pro Democracy.
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English & Spanish Speaker. #Puns #TagGames
#ItsFridayThe13thSo Yesterday was Thursday the 12th. When people in Poland eat loads of Paczki
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
#ItsFridayThe13thSo Antonio can take his rightful place
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
"You boy, a question for you. What are the similarities between Australia and the USA?
Australia has Bondi Beach, and the USA has Bondi Bitch"
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Really pissed off today with @bsky.app
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
#TodayIsFatThursdaySo is that Arrafat?
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
#TodayIsFatThursdaySo "Slap the fat and ride the waves"
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 AM
#TodayIsFatThursdaySo @bsky.app servers seem to be clogged up with cholesterol today
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Stupid @bsky.app
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
#TodayIsFatThursdaySo Eat up its the last Thursday before Lent and here in Poland they pig out.
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 AM
"You boy, same excuse as with Mamdleson. A lawyer that can't spot lies or cover ups. What a waste of space. Perhaps he'd been better off as a Tool Maker like his Dad"?
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
#ImSatisfiedOnlyWhen I see Karoline Leavitt get humiliated by Greta Thunberg

"Sit down Baby Girl"
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
"You boy, I see Greta Thunberg has ripped Karoline Leavitt a new arsehole. Calmly reading the KL embarrassing bio from a piece of paper live on TV. Then saying ' sit down baby girl' to her face."

For once I applaud Greta for her calm and factual presentation castigating a bully to her face.
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
"You Boy, so this is what a 'Madam' looks like?"
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
#SweetFoodsInASongOrMovie
Million Dollar Baby Ruth
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
"You boy, how ironic that the US constitution is being misused by members of the White House and it's Secretaries of State. That ,Ghislaine Maxwell quotes many times that she 'claims the 5th amendment ', therefore refusing to answer questions about Epstein."
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
@karmamum1.bsky.social mushroom and West Country Cider soup
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
#IDontHaveAnyVicesExcept keeping my eye in on who is getting 'dolled up' , ready for a new job
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with a G

Gerald the Mole
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
All we now need is for Susie Wiles to do the same
February 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
#ASongOrMovieForDailyFood

Monty python and the holy grule
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 AM
#ASongOrMovieForDailyFood
No Country Life for Old men
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 AM
#IAlwaysLaughWhenever I remember the late great Dave Allen
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
#IAlwaysLaughWhenever I buy new socks
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
"You Boy, I see the Rayner/Streeting road show hits the headlines"

So come on Starmer Sutra for once make a decision and stick to it.
RESIGN
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 AM