Ian on the internet
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This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Tell Chris I saw his van
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Tell Chris I saw his van
"We need trials." should be the bare minimum position for Dems going forward.
Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 AM
"We need trials." should be the bare minimum position for Dems going forward.
I stayed in a motel on NYE and found a 100mg Kadian (morphine!), and almost adopted a cat. I flushed the Kadian and let the cat go on it's way, but deep down I wanted them both.
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I stayed in a motel on NYE and found a 100mg Kadian (morphine!), and almost adopted a cat. I flushed the Kadian and let the cat go on it's way, but deep down I wanted them both.
Sometimes, as a courier, you get to see what kinds of medical quackery the people in your community are getting swindled by. This thing is like $2000 (and it has $300 in customs charges they're going to have to pay on top of that).
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sometimes, as a courier, you get to see what kinds of medical quackery the people in your community are getting swindled by. This thing is like $2000 (and it has $300 in customs charges they're going to have to pay on top of that).
I accidentally turned on "AI mode" in Google search on my phone, and every source I can find on how to turn it off is out of date, because clearly they change that on a regular basis to try and force people to use it. I can't wait to see our munitions redirected from Gaza to data centres.
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I accidentally turned on "AI mode" in Google search on my phone, and every source I can find on how to turn it off is out of date, because clearly they change that on a regular basis to try and force people to use it. I can't wait to see our munitions redirected from Gaza to data centres.
I got a whole pallet of baby shoes for sale. Fell off the truck. Never even touched the toes of a tyke
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I got a whole pallet of baby shoes for sale. Fell off the truck. Never even touched the toes of a tyke
Mr. Cuban I am a line cook at your favorite IHOP location in Dallas. Not all of the chocolate chips in your beloved chocolate chip pancakes are made of chocolate.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Mr. Cuban I am a line cook at your favorite IHOP location in Dallas. Not all of the chocolate chips in your beloved chocolate chip pancakes are made of chocolate.
Gmail's new AI feature where it summarizes emails just made me think I fucked up and ordered dinner for tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Gmail's new AI feature where it summarizes emails just made me think I fucked up and ordered dinner for tomorrow
This fucking guy
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This fucking guy
Deepak Chopra's whole deal is really stupid. Not surprised he's an Epstein guy
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Deepak Chopra's whole deal is really stupid. Not surprised he's an Epstein guy
Bo's on Denman island again
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Bo's on Denman island again
I think we owe chimps more respect, and it's frankly a little homophobic to continue calling them "chimpanzees"
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I think we owe chimps more respect, and it's frankly a little homophobic to continue calling them "chimpanzees"
This picture doesn't even come close to doing justice as to the sheer number of bunnies on this pitch n' putt course. How many of these guys get hit by golf balls?
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This picture doesn't even come close to doing justice as to the sheer number of bunnies on this pitch n' putt course. How many of these guys get hit by golf balls?
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I struggle to find the right words, or the means to ensure this reaches as many people as it should, but what this is saying in a nutshell is that Israel is torturing the flotilla activists.
October 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I struggle to find the right words, or the means to ensure this reaches as many people as it should, but what this is saying in a nutshell is that Israel is torturing the flotilla activists.
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I learned about the first plane hitting the towers on IRC.
Can you imagine the horror had there been social media on 9/11/01?
September 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I learned about the first plane hitting the towers on IRC.
I biked a pretty long way this week maps.app.goo.gl/xUXA7xFbBrqB...
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I biked a pretty long way this week maps.app.goo.gl/xUXA7xFbBrqB...
I think the world would have been such a better place if Star Wars was a box office flop. Imagine if the only people who talked about it were film guys fascinated with the ways it referenced classic movies.
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I think the world would have been such a better place if Star Wars was a box office flop. Imagine if the only people who talked about it were film guys fascinated with the ways it referenced classic movies.
If your "organic daughter" had one of the numerous different medical conditions that can cause cis girls to have inordinately high testosterone during puberty, would you force her to wait until the age of 25 to deal with that?
August 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If your "organic daughter" had one of the numerous different medical conditions that can cause cis girls to have inordinately high testosterone during puberty, would you force her to wait until the age of 25 to deal with that?
This guy is absolutely doing a bit, but it sucks because he doesn't understand what aspect of what he's attempting to parody is already absurd, and what parts need to be heightened or stripped away to highlight that absurdity. It's kind of like an incompetent dril
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This guy is absolutely doing a bit, but it sucks because he doesn't understand what aspect of what he's attempting to parody is already absurd, and what parts need to be heightened or stripped away to highlight that absurdity. It's kind of like an incompetent dril