Ian on the internet
@ianishere.bsky.social
There's no way this guy is involved in some kind of weird sex crimes
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
There's no way this guy is involved in some kind of weird sex crimes
Look at what I was replying to. What do you think was being implied?
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Look at what I was replying to. What do you think was being implied?
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Tell Chris I saw his van
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Tell Chris I saw his van
I stayed in a motel on NYE and found a 100mg Kadian (morphine!), and almost adopted a cat. I flushed the Kadian and let the cat go on it's way, but deep down I wanted them both.
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I stayed in a motel on NYE and found a 100mg Kadian (morphine!), and almost adopted a cat. I flushed the Kadian and let the cat go on it's way, but deep down I wanted them both.
Sounds like you're the scum as well
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Sounds like you're the scum as well
Sometimes, as a courier, you get to see what kinds of medical quackery the people in your community are getting swindled by. This thing is like $2000 (and it has $300 in customs charges they're going to have to pay on top of that).
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sometimes, as a courier, you get to see what kinds of medical quackery the people in your community are getting swindled by. This thing is like $2000 (and it has $300 in customs charges they're going to have to pay on top of that).
Good lord this is such an incredibly stupid leap in logic.
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Good lord this is such an incredibly stupid leap in logic.
I love how I can just pull these tasty guys out of the ocean, but they can't really compare to those big delicious legs you got to eat
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love how I can just pull these tasty guys out of the ocean, but they can't really compare to those big delicious legs you got to eat
Gmail's new AI feature where it summarizes emails just made me think I fucked up and ordered dinner for tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Gmail's new AI feature where it summarizes emails just made me think I fucked up and ordered dinner for tomorrow
This fucking guy
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This fucking guy
Very Stancillian stuff
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Very Stancillian stuff
This is one of those classic intentionally misleading statistics. It counts households, not individuals. Here's a good example of it's stupidity from a Reddit post:
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is one of those classic intentionally misleading statistics. It counts households, not individuals. Here's a good example of it's stupidity from a Reddit post:
He's lookin' good, though!
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
He's lookin' good, though!
"murderbryan said it first motherfucker"
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"murderbryan said it first motherfucker"
Bo's on Denman island again
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Bo's on Denman island again