Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️
@iamdwalt.bsky.social
Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. https://dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
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Dylan goes to United Cinemas Craigieburn.
United Cinemas, Craigieburn Wake Up Dead Man – December 2025. How much I is TMI? If you aren’t down with the slang, the I stands for Information. TMI is thusly Too Much Information, whi…
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In which I was glad for an intermission, the word “exclusive” does some heavy lifting, and you all hear too much about my medical issues. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2026/01/08/d...
Old man free to yell at bike lanes.
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Old man free to yell at bike lanes.
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In which I was glad for an intermission, the word “exclusive” does some heavy lifting, and you all hear too much about my medical issues. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2026/01/08/d...
Dylan goes to United Cinemas Craigieburn.
United Cinemas, Craigieburn Wake Up Dead Man – December 2025. How much I is TMI? If you aren’t down with the slang, the I stands for Information. TMI is thusly Too Much Information, whi…
dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 AM
In which I was glad for an intermission, the word “exclusive” does some heavy lifting, and you all hear too much about my medical issues. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2026/01/08/d...
Morticia y Gomez
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Morticia y Gomez
Employer: So it says here on your resume that you were working for ICE for four years?
Me, sweating nervously: No, I was… uh… just smoking ice. That’s it.”
E: Smoking ice? That’s alright then. Welcome aboard.”
Me, sweating nervously: No, I was… uh… just smoking ice. That’s it.”
E: Smoking ice? That’s alright then. Welcome aboard.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Employer: So it says here on your resume that you were working for ICE for four years?
Me, sweating nervously: No, I was… uh… just smoking ice. That’s it.”
E: Smoking ice? That’s alright then. Welcome aboard.”
Me, sweating nervously: No, I was… uh… just smoking ice. That’s it.”
E: Smoking ice? That’s alright then. Welcome aboard.”
Telling my girlfriend we’re going to watch Heated Rivalry.
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Telling my girlfriend we’re going to watch Heated Rivalry.
Fired from Guzman y Gomez for putting eggplant in the tacos.
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Fired from Guzman y Gomez for putting eggplant in the tacos.
Vampires don’t exist, unless you count Dracula
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Vampires don’t exist, unless you count Dracula
‘The Moose’ by Woody Allen
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 6, 2026 at 5:39 AM
‘The Moose’ by Woody Allen
Bands need to bring back saxophone solos in rock songs
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Bands need to bring back saxophone solos in rock songs
I always give a fake name at my Alcoholics Pseudonymous meetings.
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I always give a fake name at my Alcoholics Pseudonymous meetings.
The only good ‘slop’ comes between ‘slip’ and ‘slap’.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The only good ‘slop’ comes between ‘slip’ and ‘slap’.
I’m not gonna say it. But if you’re gonna write it? Nine Es. That’s from the man himself.
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m not gonna say it. But if you’re gonna write it? Nine Es. That’s from the man himself.
My partner says I never listen, but I didn’t catch what else she said.
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My partner says I never listen, but I didn’t catch what else she said.
“Brady, you’re mad. You loved your country. You were a patriot.”
“Not anymore, Mr Bond. I discovered there were great opportunities for great men like me.”
“Great men? You think you’re serving a noble purpose, but in the end you’re just a buccaneer. I’m sorry if that… deflates your self image.”
“Not anymore, Mr Bond. I discovered there were great opportunities for great men like me.”
“Great men? You think you’re serving a noble purpose, but in the end you’re just a buccaneer. I’m sorry if that… deflates your self image.”
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
“Brady, you’re mad. You loved your country. You were a patriot.”
“Not anymore, Mr Bond. I discovered there were great opportunities for great men like me.”
“Great men? You think you’re serving a noble purpose, but in the end you’re just a buccaneer. I’m sorry if that… deflates your self image.”
“Not anymore, Mr Bond. I discovered there were great opportunities for great men like me.”
“Great men? You think you’re serving a noble purpose, but in the end you’re just a buccaneer. I’m sorry if that… deflates your self image.”
I like JKR the same way I like my tea
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I like JKR the same way I like my tea
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, even as his mother died of a broken heart, was sent to live with his aunt and uncle on Tatooine while his sister was raised on Alderaan.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, learned that with great power there must also come great responsibility.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, even as his mother died of a broken heart, was sent to live with his aunt and uncle on Tatooine while his sister was raised on Alderaan.
I recognise one, and only one, USS Defiant
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I recognise one, and only one, USS Defiant
It’s the 22nd of December youtu.be/336sopN3rL4?...
How To Make Gravox
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December 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It’s the 22nd of December youtu.be/336sopN3rL4?...
“There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.”
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.”
Before Paul Kelly wrote the sequel song, my original interpretation was Joe was writing Dan a suicide note. Whether he was consciously aware of it or not. #GravyDay
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Before Paul Kelly wrote the sequel song, my original interpretation was Joe was writing Dan a suicide note. Whether he was consciously aware of it or not. #GravyDay
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Me going into 2026
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Me going into 2026