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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️
@iamdwalt.bsky.social
Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. https://dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
Do not eat.
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“That was equal to your other jokes.”
“Yep. Equally bad.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Kitten Kong (1971)
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It just occurred to me that St Kilda probably changed their crest away from this (👇) so as not to conflict with their Red Rooster sponsorship.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Soon. #oasis
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
“It’s dinner.”
October 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I now need a new bobblehead for my bedside table
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I think we’re all glad the CEO of Western Sydney Women can give her take on laws which will affect Victorians.

Next, I look forward to the Parramatta Eels providing feedback to the AFL on how they should run the sport.
October 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It’s the same as the difference between ‘famous’ and ‘infamous.’
September 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Has King got what It takes to coach? How does he feel about The Stand rule? Is this Christian Salem’s Lot in life now? Can he do the Needful Things to adjust the game plan if required, or will he succumb to Desperation? Does he prefer coaching at the MCG, or Under The Dome?
September 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My family still made me feel included yesterday.
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Hang it in the NGV
August 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Alright, you assholes. I’ll see your film.
August 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Images taken moments before disaster (Melbourne Demons edition):
July 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It sounds better than the “sanity clause”
July 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
July 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
How You Dune?
July 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
You guys want to know the weather forecast for the whole of July? Windy.
July 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
And very little has changed
June 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m from before the internet
June 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Welcome to my military parade.
June 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
That episode also has my favourite visual gag.
June 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM