my job just hired a b list celebrity to tell us about the Q3 earnings call what the fuck is going on

(Girl who identifies as "neurospicy" in online dating profile) I'm talking too much. Sorry I talk too much. If I talk to much just tell me to shut up

(Girl who identifies as "futa" in online dating profile) *gurgling noise as she parachutes ketamine*

beans + feet = shrimp

“Go outside” has intense proxy pro-AnPrim vibes.

Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldn’t have banks we should have Funko pops

POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bluesky elders

langley is chaos right now since the cia is getting fired so if you see someone posting "therapists are a psyop to carry out capitalist emotional labor alienation but yall aren't ready for that conversation" this week you know they're just doing it for the love of the game

@sigmarxism.bsky.social fuck you skeet already

banning leaded petrol was woke

the wokies have ruined my sperm count with microplastics

i could take him

me watching the work influencer marketing reel c suite is really proud of

@codyjohnston.bsky.social mr cody can you feast upon my ass

gunna skeet every thought even those covered by nda im not a coward

@codyjohnston.bsky.social yo can i borrow that fuckin uhhhh saw adjacent machine i need to get off

bluesky is le cercle of posting