bastard man
iambastardman.bsky.social
bastard man
@iambastardman.bsky.social
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November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
true
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
more like power bottom
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
yes milord the peasants should know their place
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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beans + feet = shrimp
October 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
poop with a side of more poop
October 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
source?
September 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
it's impressive how much cocksucking you can do in public and not get arrested for it when you're prime minister
July 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldn’t have banks we should have Funko pops
April 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
so sorry milord i make him put on the rags milord we cant have the people thirsting milord
March 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nah this is real I saw it
March 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
so true bestie
December 10, 2024 at 8:30 AM
apply to tesla and have a little nap on the job
December 14, 2023 at 8:26 AM
2 second flat
December 6, 2023 at 4:47 PM
ask your partner how many times a day they think about 9/11 you will be surprised
November 22, 2023 at 12:13 PM
wish i could sell garbo beer to losers for $75
November 16, 2023 at 1:39 PM