Torr
@hyperboleceleste.bsky.social
South Jersey advocate. Ask me about my dog.
When my husband rudely asks if I’m going to shower after I go to the gym
a woman sitting at a desk with the word okay written on the screen
ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with the word okay written on the screen
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When my husband rudely asks if I’m going to shower after I go to the gym
This girl I sort of know keeps calling me Martha Stewart disparagingly and I’m like if you know anything about me … that’s hilarious and says way more about your level of decorum than mine 🤓
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This girl I sort of know keeps calling me Martha Stewart disparagingly and I’m like if you know anything about me … that’s hilarious and says way more about your level of decorum than mine 🤓
My mild take is weddings do not benefit from the strobe light foam things
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My mild take is weddings do not benefit from the strobe light foam things
I do not think that being afraid no one will visit me when I’m old is a good reason to have kids but it does make me anxious and a bit sad
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I do not think that being afraid no one will visit me when I’m old is a good reason to have kids but it does make me anxious and a bit sad
You think you’re strong? I parallel parked in a busy area with my father in law in the backseat.
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You think you’re strong? I parallel parked in a busy area with my father in law in the backseat.
I think nerds gummy clusters could be more sour
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I think nerds gummy clusters could be more sour
A thing I don’t know ??? Is builder grade good or bad ???
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A thing I don’t know ??? Is builder grade good or bad ???
Reading the common sense media reviews of practical magic done pissed me off
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reading the common sense media reviews of practical magic done pissed me off
So… this is horrifying
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So… this is horrifying
If you don’t understand sarcasm maybe don’t engage with the most tongue in cheek platform on earth ?
September 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
If you don’t understand sarcasm maybe don’t engage with the most tongue in cheek platform on earth ?
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Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
I love people who use hashtags #randomly and also #unnecessarily
September 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I love people who use hashtags #randomly and also #unnecessarily
Mt Joy was so good live! And we had really great seats!!
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Mt Joy was so good live! And we had really great seats!!
We all live in our own internet constructed reality. Because my very much online 40 yo sister had not heard about the shooting nor knew who the victim was meanwhile I got five texts in a few minutes being like yooo Charlie Kirk ???
September 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We all live in our own internet constructed reality. Because my very much online 40 yo sister had not heard about the shooting nor knew who the victim was meanwhile I got five texts in a few minutes being like yooo Charlie Kirk ???
I cannot stop thinking about this
August 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I cannot stop thinking about this
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my auto mechanic: *words, car thingy words, other words, $895, stroke absorber or something idk, more words*
me, master negotiator: ok
me, master negotiator: ok
August 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
my auto mechanic: *words, car thingy words, other words, $895, stroke absorber or something idk, more words*
me, master negotiator: ok
me, master negotiator: ok
More like okay lizard amirite
August 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
More like okay lizard amirite
Virginia is highkey so good
August 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Virginia is highkey so good
You know what I love? Reading the transcript of a voice note
You think I’m gonna listen to your six minute podcast ? NO. But I will read it
You think I’m gonna listen to your six minute podcast ? NO. But I will read it
August 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You know what I love? Reading the transcript of a voice note
You think I’m gonna listen to your six minute podcast ? NO. But I will read it
You think I’m gonna listen to your six minute podcast ? NO. But I will read it
What if we start calling people who use AI constantly clankers
August 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What if we start calling people who use AI constantly clankers
I’m putting so much into getting my house ready to sell and it’s so depressing knowing I’m gonna have zero energy to turn around and give that love attention and energy to my new house for like at least a year
August 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m putting so much into getting my house ready to sell and it’s so depressing knowing I’m gonna have zero energy to turn around and give that love attention and energy to my new house for like at least a year
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the moon is the only influencer i trust
August 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
the moon is the only influencer i trust
Update: I have COVID
Update: I am sick
Help I cannot stop sneezing
August 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Update: I have COVID
Update: I am sick
Help I cannot stop sneezing
August 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Update: I am sick