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Torr
@hyperboleceleste.bsky.social
South Jersey advocate. Ask me about my dog.
When my husband rudely asks if I’m going to shower after I go to the gym
a woman sitting at a desk with the word okay written on the screen
ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with the word okay written on the screen
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This girl I sort of know keeps calling me Martha Stewart disparagingly and I’m like if you know anything about me … that’s hilarious and says way more about your level of decorum than mine 🤓
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My mild take is weddings do not benefit from the strobe light foam things
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I do not think that being afraid no one will visit me when I’m old is a good reason to have kids but it does make me anxious and a bit sad
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You think you’re strong? I parallel parked in a busy area with my father in law in the backseat.
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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It's a C-list brand.
It belongs at Walmart.

#RHOSLC
a woman in a pink shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with bravo written on the side of her shirt
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with bravo written on the side of her shirt
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I think nerds gummy clusters could be more sour
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A thing I don’t know ??? Is builder grade good or bad ???
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reading the common sense media reviews of practical magic done pissed me off
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So… this is horrifying
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you don’t understand sarcasm maybe don’t engage with the most tongue in cheek platform on earth ?
September 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I love people who use hashtags #randomly and also #unnecessarily
September 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Mt Joy was so good live! And we had really great seats!!
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We all live in our own internet constructed reality. Because my very much online 40 yo sister had not heard about the shooting nor knew who the victim was meanwhile I got five texts in a few minutes being like yooo Charlie Kirk ???
September 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I cannot stop thinking about this
Can’t stop thinking about my neighbor’s garage door
August 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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my auto mechanic: *words, car thingy words, other words, $895, stroke absorber or something idk, more words*

me, master negotiator: ok
August 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
More like okay lizard amirite
August 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Virginia is highkey so good
August 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You know what I love? Reading the transcript of a voice note

You think I’m gonna listen to your six minute podcast ? NO. But I will read it
August 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What if we start calling people who use AI constantly clankers
August 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’m putting so much into getting my house ready to sell and it’s so depressing knowing I’m gonna have zero energy to turn around and give that love attention and energy to my new house for like at least a year
August 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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the moon is the only influencer i trust
August 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Update: I have COVID
Update: I am sick
Help I cannot stop sneezing
August 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Update: I am sick
Help I cannot stop sneezing
August 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM