Murder of Craws
@huntcraw.bsky.social
Multimedia designer. Chronic game master. Tired mom. Occasional talking about AuDHD, trans experience, or random geeky shit.
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Murder of Craws
@huntcraw.bsky.social
· Jan 22
genuinely love that I have that gay girl ttrpg nerdy punk autism and not that sieg heil on the national stage autism
This comic sold me on Satisfactory. Now my 5yo son is demanding I play it constantly. Though he calls it Stardew Factory.
Movement(tm)
Another satisfactory fan comic cuz ive been fixating a bit on the game lol
Another satisfactory fan comic cuz ive been fixating a bit on the game lol
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This comic sold me on Satisfactory. Now my 5yo son is demanding I play it constantly. Though he calls it Stardew Factory.
Me: “we need to swing by the supermarket.”
Wife: “What for?”
Me: “Adderall, razorblades, and Halloween candy.”
Wife:😦 “…you know how that s—”
Me: “Yes, I know how that sounds.”
Wife: “What for?”
Me: “Adderall, razorblades, and Halloween candy.”
Wife:😦 “…you know how that s—”
Me: “Yes, I know how that sounds.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Me: “we need to swing by the supermarket.”
Wife: “What for?”
Me: “Adderall, razorblades, and Halloween candy.”
Wife:😦 “…you know how that s—”
Me: “Yes, I know how that sounds.”
Wife: “What for?”
Me: “Adderall, razorblades, and Halloween candy.”
Wife:😦 “…you know how that s—”
Me: “Yes, I know how that sounds.”
my roommate literally just said, “I don’t need to buy pants. The world is full of pants, I just need to put them on.”
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
my roommate literally just said, “I don’t need to buy pants. The world is full of pants, I just need to put them on.”
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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
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I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.
September 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.
Gotta say they’ve been really committed to the bit these past couple weeks 😬
Twitter right now looks like a 22 year old Family Guy bit 🤦🏻♀️
September 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Gotta say they’ve been really committed to the bit these past couple weeks 😬
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*slams penis in the car door*
this is my reichstag fire moment
this is my reichstag fire moment
September 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
*slams penis in the car door*
this is my reichstag fire moment
this is my reichstag fire moment
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
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Twitter right now looks like a 22 year old Family Guy bit 🤦🏻♀️
August 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Twitter right now looks like a 22 year old Family Guy bit 🤦🏻♀️
Twitter right now looks like a 22 year old Family Guy bit 🤦🏻♀️
August 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Twitter right now looks like a 22 year old Family Guy bit 🤦🏻♀️
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"did you finish that Abraham Lincoln statue for the courthouse?"
"yessir and I made him real fuckin sexy like an underwear model just like you wanted."
"....what"
"yessir and I made him real fuckin sexy like an underwear model just like you wanted."
"....what"
July 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"did you finish that Abraham Lincoln statue for the courthouse?"
"yessir and I made him real fuckin sexy like an underwear model just like you wanted."
"....what"
"yessir and I made him real fuckin sexy like an underwear model just like you wanted."
"....what"
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BREAKING: “Kill Your Local Pedophile” shirts banned from federal buildings for advocating violence against executive branch.
July 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
BREAKING: “Kill Your Local Pedophile” shirts banned from federal buildings for advocating violence against executive branch.
BREAKING: “Kill Your Local Pedophile” shirts banned from federal buildings for advocating violence against executive branch.
July 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
BREAKING: “Kill Your Local Pedophile” shirts banned from federal buildings for advocating violence against executive branch.
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STAY TENACIOUS/NO MASTERS license now available in my shop. PWYW $2+.
Usage terms in description!
ko-fi.com/s/88fe8b4541
Usage terms in description!
ko-fi.com/s/88fe8b4541
February 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
STAY TENACIOUS/NO MASTERS license now available in my shop. PWYW $2+.
Usage terms in description!
ko-fi.com/s/88fe8b4541
Usage terms in description!
ko-fi.com/s/88fe8b4541
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Oh! You encountered a wild Ho-Oh!
August 1, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Oh! You encountered a wild Ho-Oh!
Happy Pride Season!!!
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
June 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Happy Pride Season!!!
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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for context we’re watching Romancing the Stone
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
a woman wearing headphones is laughing and saying `` oh god that 's good ! ''
Alt: Romancing the Stone: a woman wearing headphones is laughing and saying `` oh god that's good ! ''
media.tenor.com
May 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
for context we’re watching Romancing the Stone
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
for context we’re watching Romancing the Stone
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
a woman wearing headphones is laughing and saying `` oh god that 's good ! ''
Alt: Romancing the Stone: a woman wearing headphones is laughing and saying `` oh god that's good ! ''
media.tenor.com
May 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
for context we’re watching Romancing the Stone
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
My roommate: “I would love to date a dork, like a dork that doesn’t know how cute she is? I would make her my Pokémon.”
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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
“I need burger”
Yup, my kid is an american
Yup, my kid is an american
May 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“I need burger”
Yup, my kid is an american
Yup, my kid is an american
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Let’s be art with mama 🐺🐕 #formline #indigenousart
May 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Let’s be art with mama 🐺🐕 #formline #indigenousart
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the only regret with transitioning i have is that i didn’t act on it sooner even though it’s what i wanted. in the last decade we finally got a point where it was socially acceptable for people to transition younger, and they’re trying to take that away and it breaks my heart
May 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the only regret with transitioning i have is that i didn’t act on it sooner even though it’s what i wanted. in the last decade we finally got a point where it was socially acceptable for people to transition younger, and they’re trying to take that away and it breaks my heart
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A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here