KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

It’s Sonic’s 34th Birthday! 🎂 Unfortunately regulations and cost of living have placed restrictions on the celebrations. Search “Sonic Rule 34 Inflation” to find out more.

Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming

Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Generative ai is impressive in the same way that a Marvellous Counting Pig is impressive. You don't wanna make the pig your doctor.

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

Just a heads up for peeps, if you bought a Neil Gaiman audiobook from Audible, they are allowing refunds for them with no questions asked and no matter how long ago you bought them. I don’t even have an active subscription and they gave me credits back for two titles purchased in 2020.

My favourite superheroes are Spiderman since he has all the powers of a spider, and Catwoman since he has all the powers of a catwo.

PEGI giving Balatro an 18+ rating while games with MTX/loot boxes are rated 3+ speaks to the performative nature of current rating systems.

It’s all about rating the appearances, the aesthetics, not the actual suitability or potential for harm. FIFA’s basically rewarded for wearing a disguise.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

no offense but how are people still falling for crypto scams in the year 2024

The police autopsy reveals three bullets inside me, each with a different word - "live," "laugh," and "love."

"Looks like one of his normie followers got him...he should've never made fun of the Pottery Barn ad read..."

Having just seen Gladiator 2 and Megalopolis recently I'm struck that they are both stories about modern America told through the lens of Ancient Rome by filmmakers who don't seem to understand either.