Hannah ✨️
@hsearson.bsky.social
She/her | Your favourite annoying person 🩷
Reading The Fraud is like
Everytime Dickens is mentioned: Look at this asshole. Just the biggest hypocrite. Worst person to his friends and enemies.
Everytime George Eliot is mentioned: Cleverest woman alive....only hot girls Get Her...what a sexy nose 💖
Everytime Dickens is mentioned: Look at this asshole. Just the biggest hypocrite. Worst person to his friends and enemies.
Everytime George Eliot is mentioned: Cleverest woman alive....only hot girls Get Her...what a sexy nose 💖
September 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reading The Fraud is like
Everytime Dickens is mentioned: Look at this asshole. Just the biggest hypocrite. Worst person to his friends and enemies.
Everytime George Eliot is mentioned: Cleverest woman alive....only hot girls Get Her...what a sexy nose 💖
Everytime Dickens is mentioned: Look at this asshole. Just the biggest hypocrite. Worst person to his friends and enemies.
Everytime George Eliot is mentioned: Cleverest woman alive....only hot girls Get Her...what a sexy nose 💖
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A reminder that Jimmy Lai is 77, has been behind bars -- and largely in solitary confinement since -- December 2020 while his national security trial only began in December 2023 and has dragged onto today and will do so to next week, at the very least.
The closing arguments of Jimmy Lai‘s national security trial have been further postponed over a “medical issue” relating to the media tycoon’s heart.
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August 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
A reminder that Jimmy Lai is 77, has been behind bars -- and largely in solitary confinement since -- December 2020 while his national security trial only began in December 2023 and has dragged onto today and will do so to next week, at the very least.
I Want It .
Thrilled to announce this ground-breaking new book, Area X: The Southern Reach Files! The Central agent in question is, of course, Hargraves from Absolution. The book includes some new ways of approaching storytelling, and also I hope will be satisfying in lots of other ways. More in a thread. 1/?
August 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I Want It .
You, ignorant: hahaha James Cameron copied Avatar: The Last Airbender
Me, knowing the James Cameron Lore: there is concept art dating back to the 1980s. Making TITANIC was merely Step 17c in his grand plan to convince Hollywood to fund these movies.
Me, knowing the James Cameron Lore: there is concept art dating back to the 1980s. Making TITANIC was merely Step 17c in his grand plan to convince Hollywood to fund these movies.
July 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You, ignorant: hahaha James Cameron copied Avatar: The Last Airbender
Me, knowing the James Cameron Lore: there is concept art dating back to the 1980s. Making TITANIC was merely Step 17c in his grand plan to convince Hollywood to fund these movies.
Me, knowing the James Cameron Lore: there is concept art dating back to the 1980s. Making TITANIC was merely Step 17c in his grand plan to convince Hollywood to fund these movies.
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Oona Chaplin as Varang in ‘AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH’
In theaters December 19.
In theaters December 19.
July 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oona Chaplin as Varang in ‘AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH’
In theaters December 19.
In theaters December 19.
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First trailer for ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’
In theaters December 19
In theaters December 19
July 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
First trailer for ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’
In theaters December 19
In theaters December 19
I am at my most powerful when I successfully unpack everything after a long-haul flight instead of leaving everything in my suitcase like I really really want to
July 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I am at my most powerful when I successfully unpack everything after a long-haul flight instead of leaving everything in my suitcase like I really really want to
Welcome, Lucy Death Stranding, to the club of hilariously awful women 💖 I love you you horrendous bitch 💖 #deathstranding2 #ds2spoilers
July 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Welcome, Lucy Death Stranding, to the club of hilariously awful women 💖 I love you you horrendous bitch 💖 #deathstranding2 #ds2spoilers
If anyone sees the bike I abandoned half way up the mountain to the Lone Commander bc I kept crashing into one particularly annoying rock... no you didn't. #DeathStranding2
July 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
If anyone sees the bike I abandoned half way up the mountain to the Lone Commander bc I kept crashing into one particularly annoying rock... no you didn't. #DeathStranding2
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June 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
To the person who placed a ramp outside the Animal Shelter that sent me careening into a tree...you are deranged #DeathStranding2
July 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
To the person who placed a ramp outside the Animal Shelter that sent me careening into a tree...you are deranged #DeathStranding2
Every NPC in Death Stranding 2: You are the most wonderful, capable, lovely person in the whole wide world and I love you
Me:
Me:
June 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Every NPC in Death Stranding 2: You are the most wonderful, capable, lovely person in the whole wide world and I love you
Me:
Me:
I am making it my life's mission to murder every single one of the evil little bastard spiders in Death Stranding 2
June 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I am making it my life's mission to murder every single one of the evil little bastard spiders in Death Stranding 2
Googling "punk hairstyles for adult women with actual jobs"
May 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Googling "punk hairstyles for adult women with actual jobs"
*Slides 5 whole dollars across the table to Guillermo del Toro* How do you feel about Matthew Lewis' The Monk?
May 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
*Slides 5 whole dollars across the table to Guillermo del Toro* How do you feel about Matthew Lewis' The Monk?
Gonna be a huge day for the most annoying former goth kid you know (me)
May 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Gonna be a huge day for the most annoying former goth kid you know (me)
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First Trailer in 7 days…
May 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
First Trailer in 7 days…
Thinking about what would happen to my mental health without access to the Calm app....truly terrifying
May 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Thinking about what would happen to my mental health without access to the Calm app....truly terrifying
I don't think I'd believe they killed off Ilsa Faust permanently even if Tom Cruise himself looked me dead in the eye and said so.
May 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I don't think I'd believe they killed off Ilsa Faust permanently even if Tom Cruise himself looked me dead in the eye and said so.
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NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.
May 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.
Woke up full of anxiety because we are less than a month from the next Mission: Impossible and I haven't even started on my rewatch 😭
May 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Woke up full of anxiety because we are less than a month from the next Mission: Impossible and I haven't even started on my rewatch 😭
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I do genuinely wonder how many people think what happened with Wikipedia is that “society accepted it” rather than that they put a ton of work into making it reliable, something that is not going to make AI reliable because no technology to actually understand meaning has been or can be invented.
Some of the anti-AI stuff feels a bit like when people would say "don't use Wikipedia as a source." It's just like anything else, a piece of information that you weigh against multiple sources and your own understanding of its likely failure modes
April 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I do genuinely wonder how many people think what happened with Wikipedia is that “society accepted it” rather than that they put a ton of work into making it reliable, something that is not going to make AI reliable because no technology to actually understand meaning has been or can be invented.
Just pre-ordered Death Stranding 2...I'm excited to find out what new ways Norman Reedus will find to make me Sad
April 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Just pre-ordered Death Stranding 2...I'm excited to find out what new ways Norman Reedus will find to make me Sad
In the market for the following:
- Fun fantasy books that have actual themes
- A fantasy book ft some romance (not YA)
- A romantasy book where both leads are low-key terrible people AND (this is very important) the author knows it
Not necessarily in the same book. My kindle contains multitudes.
- Fun fantasy books that have actual themes
- A fantasy book ft some romance (not YA)
- A romantasy book where both leads are low-key terrible people AND (this is very important) the author knows it
Not necessarily in the same book. My kindle contains multitudes.
April 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In the market for the following:
- Fun fantasy books that have actual themes
- A fantasy book ft some romance (not YA)
- A romantasy book where both leads are low-key terrible people AND (this is very important) the author knows it
Not necessarily in the same book. My kindle contains multitudes.
- Fun fantasy books that have actual themes
- A fantasy book ft some romance (not YA)
- A romantasy book where both leads are low-key terrible people AND (this is very important) the author knows it
Not necessarily in the same book. My kindle contains multitudes.
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Anyway, happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Anyway, happy Easter.