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Hopeful Dude
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Adrift in the Pacific Northwest. Watching my trees grow.
Maybe aliens have been here, probably numerous times. Earth, best rest stop in the alpha quadrant. Pets welcome.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One thing this administration is good at is blaming others for their failures. When you’re in charge, it’s your responsibility.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Every time a language dies, a piece of our world dies.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
In 1971, in Army basic training, we had turkey all the time. We ate turkey loaf. It was cooked in various ways, but still, turkey loaf. It looked like nefarious dog food.
To this day, I’ll eat regular turkey meat, but never turkey loaf.(I don’t know if it’s still sold)
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My holiday wish:
No picture or story of Trump for the day!🧚🏼‍♀️🎄
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Tonight was the annual, “oh shit it’s going to snow” annual yard clean up. The hoses live to see another year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
❄️❄️
One great thing about the cooler weather is the fact that my Snicker bars are not soft and gooshy like in the summer. You can bite with confidence and gusto, instead of licking the bar.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The American war on itself:
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Do they have AI dildos yet? Can you talk to it? Can it sense your mood and needs?
These are the probing questions that must be explored.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What were they smoking to come up with such a cockamamie peace plan for Ukraine and Russia!
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
🎶”Reading murder books, trying to stay hip.”🎶

(Billy Idol, Eyes Without A Face)
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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This Cattle Egret’s reaction when I told it that some people on the left are buying into Marjorie Taylor Greene’s personality rehab stunt.
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I lie.
You lie.
They lie.
Everyone lies.

We just can’t handle the truth.
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The Earth is not flat, but the Universe is.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What’s life all about.
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
UI
Urinary Infection.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I wonder how much wattage was wasted by all those companies sending emails to my abandoned email address, which was up for years.
I guess it was irresponsible of me and probably contributed to global warming!🤷🏽‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Why don’t ICE use Trump Towers and golf courses to hold detainees!
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Imagine a lockdown in the White House, and the prez is locked in the renovated Lincoln bathroom and the ventilation is also shutdown. The hilarity that follows is…💨
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
At first glance all these cobwebs in the garage/shop looks kinda messy. But, after due consideration, they’re going an excellent job of collecting dust.
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Oh!
White House says Americans will get SNAP benefits after the president takes his cut.😝
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The original “Swifty”
Chuck Connors
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Everyone wants your email address. Well, they ain’t gettin it. Nah-ah! Nope.
And if your website won’t let you search without your email, then xinloi kapp! Not using you website ever!
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Those numbers for president approval % are just numbers with no meaning for the average person. It should be given in a simplified manner that makes sense for the people who give a f—k.
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Genius stuff from Emma Thomson here. This kind of garbage add-in is starting to creep into Apple products, too. Grrrrr.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM