It’s Dana, actually
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Awkward AF | Here for the funny | Skol 💜
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For someone who loves posts about cats and HR, you’d be surprised at how filthy I am.
I left a burner on overnight. Is it time for the kids to put me in a home?
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I left a burner on overnight. Is it time for the kids to put me in a home?
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I can't believe I'm losing followers just because my posts are "bad" and people find me "unpleasant to interact with" this must be because of a mysterious algorithm
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I can't believe I'm losing followers just because my posts are "bad" and people find me "unpleasant to interact with" this must be because of a mysterious algorithm
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It's the Mission Impossible theme tune except it's just me trying to get from my car to my house without being trapped for chit chat with a gossipy neighbour
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's the Mission Impossible theme tune except it's just me trying to get from my car to my house without being trapped for chit chat with a gossipy neighbour
I hate it when I feel like pooping but it turns out to just be a fart.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I hate it when I feel like pooping but it turns out to just be a fart.
If you eat a dessert but it isn’t a very good dessert, it doesn’t count, right?
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you eat a dessert but it isn’t a very good dessert, it doesn’t count, right?
If you are fan of pro wrestling, tune in to hear me babble about it. If you’re not a fan or pro wrestling, listen to babble about it anyway.
open.spotify.com/episode/1MMn...
open.spotify.com/episode/1MMn...
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you are fan of pro wrestling, tune in to hear me babble about it. If you’re not a fan or pro wrestling, listen to babble about it anyway.
open.spotify.com/episode/1MMn...
open.spotify.com/episode/1MMn...
Well dammit I discovered my old lady elbows today.
October 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Well dammit I discovered my old lady elbows today.
Hey guys, quick note: kiss-lips selfies have a 100% left-swipe success rate. Just thought you should know.
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hey guys, quick note: kiss-lips selfies have a 100% left-swipe success rate. Just thought you should know.
Lady at the store: oh you can fix that with a phone book. You look old enough to know what a phone book is.
Top notch customer service ffs.
Top notch customer service ffs.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Lady at the store: oh you can fix that with a phone book. You look old enough to know what a phone book is.
Top notch customer service ffs.
Top notch customer service ffs.
My grandma used to drink and mutter to herself in the kitchen. That is not what I am doing right now. I’m in the living room.
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My grandma used to drink and mutter to herself in the kitchen. That is not what I am doing right now. I’m in the living room.
Don’t let their cute little fluffy butts fool you, rabbits are little assholes.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Don’t let their cute little fluffy butts fool you, rabbits are little assholes.
My favorite thing about apps that advertise as ad free are all the ads.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My favorite thing about apps that advertise as ad free are all the ads.
Who can I drunk text right now?
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Who can I drunk text right now?
Just got asked if I’d like to take advantage of the senior discount if you’re wondering how my day is going.
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just got asked if I’d like to take advantage of the senior discount if you’re wondering how my day is going.
I discovered that my house is a whole lot cleaner when I take my glasses off.
October 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I discovered that my house is a whole lot cleaner when I take my glasses off.
Sure was a lot crying kids at Target. Clearly they don’t appreciate the magic that place is.
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sure was a lot crying kids at Target. Clearly they don’t appreciate the magic that place is.
My current hobby is buying everything I need for a new hobby and then not doing said hobby.
October 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My current hobby is buying everything I need for a new hobby and then not doing said hobby.
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I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.
Perfecting my surgeon’s knot with all these bracelets I’m making so if anyone needs an operation hit me up.
October 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Perfecting my surgeon’s knot with all these bracelets I’m making so if anyone needs an operation hit me up.
Me: Hey siri, will rabbits eat my mums?
Siri: Rabbits eat mushrooms. Rabbits given wood ear mushrooms have lower LDL.
Me: repeats question.
Siri: gives same response.
Me: No, no. Siri. Do. Rabbits. Eat. Mums.
Siri: Cannibalism is rare but can happen in rabbits.
Me: ffs never mind
Siri: Rabbits eat mushrooms. Rabbits given wood ear mushrooms have lower LDL.
Me: repeats question.
Siri: gives same response.
Me: No, no. Siri. Do. Rabbits. Eat. Mums.
Siri: Cannibalism is rare but can happen in rabbits.
Me: ffs never mind
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me: Hey siri, will rabbits eat my mums?
Siri: Rabbits eat mushrooms. Rabbits given wood ear mushrooms have lower LDL.
Me: repeats question.
Siri: gives same response.
Me: No, no. Siri. Do. Rabbits. Eat. Mums.
Siri: Cannibalism is rare but can happen in rabbits.
Me: ffs never mind
Siri: Rabbits eat mushrooms. Rabbits given wood ear mushrooms have lower LDL.
Me: repeats question.
Siri: gives same response.
Me: No, no. Siri. Do. Rabbits. Eat. Mums.
Siri: Cannibalism is rare but can happen in rabbits.
Me: ffs never mind
Does anyone want a best friend? I’m a really good one.
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Does anyone want a best friend? I’m a really good one.
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Happy Fri Friends
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Happy Fri Friends
So you guys got crushes over here or?
October 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So you guys got crushes over here or?
I’ll sign up for anything to get a free T-shirt that I’ll throw in a drawer and never wear.
October 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ll sign up for anything to get a free T-shirt that I’ll throw in a drawer and never wear.