It’s Dana, actually
@hourlongsauce.bsky.social
Awkward AF | Here for the funny | Skol 💜
Here’s my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j67k5xuk2ngpzxmhmonvcswr/feed/aaacgoj6lmmz2
Here’s my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j67k5xuk2ngpzxmhmonvcswr/feed/aaacgoj6lmmz2
Oh my gosh they do! Also…
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oh my gosh they do! Also…
I mean, seriously
September 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I mean, seriously
I’m not one of those people who boasts about their running accomplishments with a decal on their car. But I am one of those people who will tattoo it on their leg.
September 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m not one of those people who boasts about their running accomplishments with a decal on their car. But I am one of those people who will tattoo it on their leg.
I have some havarti slices, shredded cheddar, and both shredded and grated parmesan.
September 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I have some havarti slices, shredded cheddar, and both shredded and grated parmesan.
Music stays.
September 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Music stays.
Sheets be asking personal questions.
September 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sheets be asking personal questions.
Wow, I don’t even know what to say. I appreciate the compliment. And maybe question your judgment a little…
August 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wow, I don’t even know what to say. I appreciate the compliment. And maybe question your judgment a little…
One time at the end of a date, the guy held out both hands like this, and instead of placing mine in his, I slapped him ten…in case you were wondering how awkward I really am.
August 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
One time at the end of a date, the guy held out both hands like this, and instead of placing mine in his, I slapped him ten…in case you were wondering how awkward I really am.
I slept in, took a couple naps, took a bubble bath, took an extra day off work.
August 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I slept in, took a couple naps, took a bubble bath, took an extra day off work.
I’ve gotten this one like six times.
August 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’ve gotten this one like six times.
Swiggity swooty…
August 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Swiggity swooty…
I cohost a podcast on professional wrestling. If you like wrestling, you should listen. If you don’t like wrestling, you should listen anyway to hear the sound of my sweet, adorable voice.
open.spotify.com/show/5L2tyRj...
open.spotify.com/show/5L2tyRj...
August 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I cohost a podcast on professional wrestling. If you like wrestling, you should listen. If you don’t like wrestling, you should listen anyway to hear the sound of my sweet, adorable voice.
open.spotify.com/show/5L2tyRj...
open.spotify.com/show/5L2tyRj...
But I was more like 33 instead of 13
August 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
But I was more like 33 instead of 13
Testing a new running vest.
Fit 8/10
Function 7/10
Form wtf/10
Fit 8/10
Function 7/10
Form wtf/10
July 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Testing a new running vest.
Fit 8/10
Function 7/10
Form wtf/10
Fit 8/10
Function 7/10
Form wtf/10
How I Met Your Mother
July 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
How I Met Your Mother
1. Thank you 😊
2. You’ll need to find my OnlyFeet for this. If it meant frequent pedicures, sure.
3. No no, bananas don’t turn me on. They piss me off.
2. You’ll need to find my OnlyFeet for this. If it meant frequent pedicures, sure.
3. No no, bananas don’t turn me on. They piss me off.
July 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
1. Thank you 😊
2. You’ll need to find my OnlyFeet for this. If it meant frequent pedicures, sure.
3. No no, bananas don’t turn me on. They piss me off.
2. You’ll need to find my OnlyFeet for this. If it meant frequent pedicures, sure.
3. No no, bananas don’t turn me on. They piss me off.
I guess I’m a friggin delight.
July 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I guess I’m a friggin delight.
1. 👀
2. Thank you.
3. …there’s still beauty in the nosedive
2. Thank you.
3. …there’s still beauty in the nosedive
July 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
1. 👀
2. Thank you.
3. …there’s still beauty in the nosedive
2. Thank you.
3. …there’s still beauty in the nosedive
1. Thank you 😊
2. You’ll need to find my OnlyFeet for this. If it meant frequent pedicures, sure.
3. No no, bananas do turn me on. They turn on me.
2. You’ll need to find my OnlyFeet for this. If it meant frequent pedicures, sure.
3. No no, bananas do turn me on. They turn on me.
July 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
1. Thank you 😊
2. You’ll need to find my OnlyFeet for this. If it meant frequent pedicures, sure.
3. No no, bananas do turn me on. They turn on me.
2. You’ll need to find my OnlyFeet for this. If it meant frequent pedicures, sure.
3. No no, bananas do turn me on. They turn on me.
1. I am literally the most awkward person I know so yes.
2. 🧅
3. Depends what I’m running from.
2. 🧅
3. Depends what I’m running from.
July 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
1. I am literally the most awkward person I know so yes.
2. 🧅
3. Depends what I’m running from.
2. 🧅
3. Depends what I’m running from.
I’m trying, cake. I’m trying.
July 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m trying, cake. I’m trying.
I mean I prefer my coffee in a mug, but I guess I’ll try it this way.
July 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I mean I prefer my coffee in a mug, but I guess I’ll try it this way.
💯 You are talking the most awkward human being that ever lived.
July 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
💯 You are talking the most awkward human being that ever lived.