Josh M
@houndofcullin.com
Main Character Lore — Non-Player Character Energy
He/Him
Left-Handed
Left-In-General
Modern Mountain Hermit
Freelance Writer, Fixer, Complainer, Delighter
He/Him
Left-Handed
Left-In-General
Modern Mountain Hermit
Freelance Writer, Fixer, Complainer, Delighter
This is exactly the kind of stuff that causes DF to live in my head rent free even though I haven't fired it up in years.
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is exactly the kind of stuff that causes DF to live in my head rent free even though I haven't fired it up in years.
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*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
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Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK
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July 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK
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Yeah, the world is bad right now. Really bad.
But have you considered how much worse the world would be if all of the animals had human skin?
Like... Just imagine a toucan or a cobra.
It could always be worse.
But have you considered how much worse the world would be if all of the animals had human skin?
Like... Just imagine a toucan or a cobra.
It could always be worse.
June 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Yeah, the world is bad right now. Really bad.
But have you considered how much worse the world would be if all of the animals had human skin?
Like... Just imagine a toucan or a cobra.
It could always be worse.
But have you considered how much worse the world would be if all of the animals had human skin?
Like... Just imagine a toucan or a cobra.
It could always be worse.
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Get in loser, we're posting lock screens.
May 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Get in loser, we're posting lock screens.
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
Literally any song by Five Finger Death Punch... But especially their cover of Bad Company.
Is there anything try-hardier than changing the lyric from six-gun to "I was born SHOTGUN in my hand"?
I get second hand embarrassment thinking of it.
Is there anything try-hardier than changing the lyric from six-gun to "I was born SHOTGUN in my hand"?
I get second hand embarrassment thinking of it.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Literally any song by Five Finger Death Punch... But especially their cover of Bad Company.
Is there anything try-hardier than changing the lyric from six-gun to "I was born SHOTGUN in my hand"?
I get second hand embarrassment thinking of it.
Is there anything try-hardier than changing the lyric from six-gun to "I was born SHOTGUN in my hand"?
I get second hand embarrassment thinking of it.
Drove out to Springerville with some friends to meet up with another friend who was visiting from back East. It was fun, but we took a group photo because that is a thing you do.
I look like an ogre of some kind.
Like maybe I have a swamp, and maybe you need to get out of it.
I look like an ogre of some kind.
Like maybe I have a swamp, and maybe you need to get out of it.
March 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Drove out to Springerville with some friends to meet up with another friend who was visiting from back East. It was fun, but we took a group photo because that is a thing you do.
I look like an ogre of some kind.
Like maybe I have a swamp, and maybe you need to get out of it.
I look like an ogre of some kind.
Like maybe I have a swamp, and maybe you need to get out of it.
A worthy thread.
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️
March 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A worthy thread.
Listen, if you are building a TTRP party up with your friends, and none of you have ever watched The A-Team...
You are probably doing it wrong.
You are probably doing it wrong.
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Listen, if you are building a TTRP party up with your friends, and none of you have ever watched The A-Team...
You are probably doing it wrong.
You are probably doing it wrong.
Sometimes you accidentally buy 50lbs of rice as a single dude.
Thankfully my stir fry game is ON POINT.
Thankfully my stir fry game is ON POINT.
February 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sometimes you accidentally buy 50lbs of rice as a single dude.
Thankfully my stir fry game is ON POINT.
Thankfully my stir fry game is ON POINT.
Yeah. Fair enough.
Sagittarius: Your life is like a movie. The kind with terrible reviews that puts people to sleep or causes them to sob quietly in the corner.
February 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yeah. Fair enough.
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make it stopppppppppp
February 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
make it stopppppppppp
I don't want to sound like a jerk, but respectfully: What the fuck?
February 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don't want to sound like a jerk, but respectfully: What the fuck?
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one party is trying to kill us and the other doesn't want to be rude and interrupt them
February 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
one party is trying to kill us and the other doesn't want to be rude and interrupt them
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a couple years ago I got one of those japanese toilet seats which is heated (good) but it has a motion detector and when you get close its dick slides out of a hidden door, and a light comes on, and it makes you watch it pee a little into the toilet, and then retracts the dick (bad)
February 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
a couple years ago I got one of those japanese toilet seats which is heated (good) but it has a motion detector and when you get close its dick slides out of a hidden door, and a light comes on, and it makes you watch it pee a little into the toilet, and then retracts the dick (bad)
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I’m Canadian so I respect that I’m steps removed from all this, but if you’re a US elected official, coming on here to post, “AND he’s also done THIS horrible thing!”
…if your post does not then CONTINUE with, “and I’m doing THIS about it,” then just fuck off.
…if your post does not then CONTINUE with, “and I’m doing THIS about it,” then just fuck off.
January 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m Canadian so I respect that I’m steps removed from all this, but if you’re a US elected official, coming on here to post, “AND he’s also done THIS horrible thing!”
…if your post does not then CONTINUE with, “and I’m doing THIS about it,” then just fuck off.
…if your post does not then CONTINUE with, “and I’m doing THIS about it,” then just fuck off.
So, I recently finished my Alan Wake 2 playthrough (it was great and frequently spooky enough that living alone in the woods felt like a bad idea) and am looking at my long, *long* list of games that have been waiting.
I think that Kingdom Come: Deliverance is next, given it's getting a sequel.
I think that Kingdom Come: Deliverance is next, given it's getting a sequel.
January 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
So, I recently finished my Alan Wake 2 playthrough (it was great and frequently spooky enough that living alone in the woods felt like a bad idea) and am looking at my long, *long* list of games that have been waiting.
I think that Kingdom Come: Deliverance is next, given it's getting a sequel.
I think that Kingdom Come: Deliverance is next, given it's getting a sequel.
It's been a long, trying day of fighting grass fires. I am ready for ibuprofen and sleep.
January 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It's been a long, trying day of fighting grass fires. I am ready for ibuprofen and sleep.
Yall. How're you having the energy to create (write, paint, sculpt, whatever) after working a full-time job?
Half the time I don't even have the mental energy needed to play a video game.
I'm dyin' over here.
Half the time I don't even have the mental energy needed to play a video game.
I'm dyin' over here.
December 19, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Yall. How're you having the energy to create (write, paint, sculpt, whatever) after working a full-time job?
Half the time I don't even have the mental energy needed to play a video game.
I'm dyin' over here.
Half the time I don't even have the mental energy needed to play a video game.
I'm dyin' over here.
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY