HOTOL Vuh
@hotlineaguirre.bsky.social
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
rear-end me daddy
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
rear-end me daddy
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
the undeniable erotic frisson of being tailgated by a lorry
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
the undeniable erotic frisson of being tailgated by a lorry
His name is what now
Join @lhaasis.bsky.social and @neleppp.bsky.social next week on November 24th for the next session of this year's Prize Papers Talks, Ships & Seafaring 1500-1800, with Randolph Cock from the National Archives! Sign up here: www.eventbrite.com/e/ships-seaf...
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
His name is what now
the undeniable erotic frisson of being tailgated by a lorry
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
the undeniable erotic frisson of being tailgated by a lorry
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oreoboros
dear bill microsoft,
why does your operating system need to be forty-five gigabytes large. what are you doing with all that space
why does your operating system need to be forty-five gigabytes large. what are you doing with all that space
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
dear bill microsoft,
why does your operating system need to be forty-five gigabytes large. what are you doing with all that space
why does your operating system need to be forty-five gigabytes large. what are you doing with all that space
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
fucking uuugh the game is on fucking sale I have no energy to promote it anymore it's more than a year old it should be taken for a walk behind a shed and shot in the back of its fucking head please retweet
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
fucking uuugh the game is on fucking sale I have no energy to promote it anymore it's more than a year old it should be taken for a walk behind a shed and shot in the back of its fucking head please retweet
Startled to learn that until today Dick Cheney was still alive. Felt like he belonged to a past era and must have died with it, like Gorbachev, or Calvin Harris
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Startled to learn that until today Dick Cheney was still alive. Felt like he belonged to a past era and must have died with it, like Gorbachev, or Calvin Harris
tremendous
November 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
tremendous
can’t believe denis villeneuve filmed a whole sci-fi trilogy purely as a pretext to bimbofy r-pattz
Robert Pattinson talks about filming 'Dune 3'
"When I was doing 'Dune' it was so hot in the desert that I just couldn’t question anything. And it was so relaxing, like my brain actually wasn’t operating, I did not have a single functioning brain cell"
(via Indie Wire)
"When I was doing 'Dune' it was so hot in the desert that I just couldn’t question anything. And it was so relaxing, like my brain actually wasn’t operating, I did not have a single functioning brain cell"
(via Indie Wire)
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
can’t believe denis villeneuve filmed a whole sci-fi trilogy purely as a pretext to bimbofy r-pattz
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
hell yeah
This is the true American tackiness from the heartland
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
hell yeah
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great job, everyone, we did it again
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
mrw the guy in the next stall lets out a series of buttock-rippling farts
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
mrw the guy in the next stall lets out a series of buttock-rippling farts
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
this is incredible. massive, you might even say
Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
this is incredible. massive, you might even say
was unbelievably stoked for 'Stephen King's IT prequel set at the start of the Troubles'. unfortunately right at the bottom of the article they reveal 'Derry' is a fictional town in Maine
It: Welcome to Derry fans rejoice as episode 2 gets special early release for Halloween
It: Welcome to Derry fans rejoice as episode 2 gets early release for Halloween
www.independent.co.uk
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
was unbelievably stoked for 'Stephen King's IT prequel set at the start of the Troubles'. unfortunately right at the bottom of the article they reveal 'Derry' is a fictional town in Maine
gonna buy this and have a "Kim Jong Il" sign put up on my parking spot at work
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
My kid volunteers for an English as a second language program. Part of his job is locking the church doors, keeping an eye out for ICE agents, and alerting an adult if they storm the church.
Not exactly the life I thought he’d live.
Not exactly the life I thought he’d live.
October 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My kid volunteers for an English as a second language program. Part of his job is locking the church doors, keeping an eye out for ICE agents, and alerting an adult if they storm the church.
Not exactly the life I thought he’d live.
Not exactly the life I thought he’d live.
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
Reposted by HOTOL Vuh
If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy tests
Gaming Copilot, rolling out now to Windows 11, adds a new attack surface to Windows.
doublepulsar.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you're using Windows 11, Microsoft is now surveilling you in a new way. This may already be turned on on your computer, and you would not be notified; it activates whenever they detect you are in a "game", which in my experience Microsoft often false-positives on
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
doublepulsar.com/microsoft-bu...
confusing to the point of unusability. love it, no notes
Headress One - Janet Parris
https://macthemes.garden/themes/29a51d33271f-Headress-One
https://macthemes.garden/themes/29a51d33271f-Headress-One
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
confusing to the point of unusability. love it, no notes