calhoun
@horrorhimbro.bsky.social
deeply unserious
increasingly compassionate
ur supportive online dad who doesn’t quite have it figured out either
increasingly compassionate
ur supportive online dad who doesn’t quite have it figured out either
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calhoun
@horrorhimbro.bsky.social
· Oct 11
thankful I’ve ever experienced sobriety without ever experiencing *this+
my credit card company emailed me if I intended to tip as much as I did and make sure it wasn’t fraud… it was, like, 6 extra bucks on a sesame tofu special, let’s slow our fuckin’ roll, capital one
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
my credit card company emailed me if I intended to tip as much as I did and make sure it wasn’t fraud… it was, like, 6 extra bucks on a sesame tofu special, let’s slow our fuckin’ roll, capital one
Marjorie Taylor Greene isn’t right now
it’s just that she’s been wrong for so long
it’s just that she’s been wrong for so long
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene isn’t right now
it’s just that she’s been wrong for so long
it’s just that she’s been wrong for so long
I don’t know what it says about me that after Halloween im like, « well, let’s leave Black Christmas on when I do errands, it’s more seasonally appropriate… »
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I don’t know what it says about me that after Halloween im like, « well, let’s leave Black Christmas on when I do errands, it’s more seasonally appropriate… »
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*taps the image with a Dad arched eyebrow*
🎨: @simple_nicks (twitter)
🎨: @simple_nicks (twitter)
June 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
*taps the image with a Dad arched eyebrow*
🎨: @simple_nicks (twitter)
🎨: @simple_nicks (twitter)
one time a lady at the store told me I sorta smiled at nothing, like a baby, while i was waiting in line
still not sure if that was a compliment or a read…
still not sure if that was a compliment or a read…
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
one time a lady at the store told me I sorta smiled at nothing, like a baby, while i was waiting in line
still not sure if that was a compliment or a read…
still not sure if that was a compliment or a read…
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just replacing bad guys with muppets: thread
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
just replacing bad guys with muppets: thread
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Remember, if you accidentally misgender or deadname someone, it's very easy to just say "Shit, sorry," and then say the correct name or pronoun.
The two important follow-ups are to not rend your garments and make it all about you and to then also make sure you work hard on not doing it again.
The two important follow-ups are to not rend your garments and make it all about you and to then also make sure you work hard on not doing it again.
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Remember, if you accidentally misgender or deadname someone, it's very easy to just say "Shit, sorry," and then say the correct name or pronoun.
The two important follow-ups are to not rend your garments and make it all about you and to then also make sure you work hard on not doing it again.
The two important follow-ups are to not rend your garments and make it all about you and to then also make sure you work hard on not doing it again.
one of the downsides of living in a city is most things are slightly higher stakes
like when you’re startled by a low hanging branch and scream and swat at it? yeah, other ppl can see that here
like when you’re startled by a low hanging branch and scream and swat at it? yeah, other ppl can see that here
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
one of the downsides of living in a city is most things are slightly higher stakes
like when you’re startled by a low hanging branch and scream and swat at it? yeah, other ppl can see that here
like when you’re startled by a low hanging branch and scream and swat at it? yeah, other ppl can see that here
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Please, PLEASE, I am begging you as both a parent and someone who is sick of all this THIS, go vote for your school boards. Even if you don't have kids, that's how these reactionary dipshits got their feet in, that's where the book bans and library cuts start.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Please, PLEASE, I am begging you as both a parent and someone who is sick of all this THIS, go vote for your school boards. Even if you don't have kids, that's how these reactionary dipshits got their feet in, that's where the book bans and library cuts start.
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If you see someone stealing food right now, no you didn't.
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you see someone stealing food right now, no you didn't.
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SNAP is in fact another subsidy to corporations that don’t pay a living wage to their workers.
The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670
Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem
If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?
You’re doing their dirty work.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
SNAP is in fact another subsidy to corporations that don’t pay a living wage to their workers.
I do halloween right
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I do halloween right
just spent a solid 5-10 seconds internally debating which way to cut my pita
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
just spent a solid 5-10 seconds internally debating which way to cut my pita
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so much talent in our city
New Sounds: Boston emcee Billy Dean Thomas's latest tune is a muscular proclamation of their M.O. - and a commentary on receiving basic respect.
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Billy Dean Thomas unveils a 'protest bop' called 'Minding My Business'
New Sounds: The Boston emcee's latest tune is a muscular proclamation of their M.O. - and a commentary on receiving basic respect.
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October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
so much talent in our city
i accidentally posted an explicit personal video on my main Snapchat story
uuugghhh… do I hafta do a Notes app apology now?
uuugghhh… do I hafta do a Notes app apology now?
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i accidentally posted an explicit personal video on my main Snapchat story
uuugghhh… do I hafta do a Notes app apology now?
uuugghhh… do I hafta do a Notes app apology now?
super stoked for my @pandershirts.com order I made after smoking a bowl and putting on records
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
super stoked for my @pandershirts.com order I made after smoking a bowl and putting on records
I do a no car day on my weekend in an attempt to lower at least some carbon emissions, and without a doubt, it is also my most productive day for myself
(walking to the downtown library and reading or walking to the store and doing meal prep)
(walking to the downtown library and reading or walking to the store and doing meal prep)
obviously the world is on fire and things are really bad, but is doomscrolling and being upset 100% of the time a good use of your time and energy? be honest.
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I do a no car day on my weekend in an attempt to lower at least some carbon emissions, and without a doubt, it is also my most productive day for myself
(walking to the downtown library and reading or walking to the store and doing meal prep)
(walking to the downtown library and reading or walking to the store and doing meal prep)
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obviously the world is on fire and things are really bad, but is doomscrolling and being upset 100% of the time a good use of your time and energy? be honest.
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
obviously the world is on fire and things are really bad, but is doomscrolling and being upset 100% of the time a good use of your time and energy? be honest.
there was a decently sized account i unfollowed when one of their most recent posts was about how yelling at your partner isn’t always abuse—
which is true, but like, aside from « look out for that runaway piano! » is yelling at each other ever productive?
I’m all good on yelling discourse
which is true, but like, aside from « look out for that runaway piano! » is yelling at each other ever productive?
I’m all good on yelling discourse
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
there was a decently sized account i unfollowed when one of their most recent posts was about how yelling at your partner isn’t always abuse—
which is true, but like, aside from « look out for that runaway piano! » is yelling at each other ever productive?
I’m all good on yelling discourse
which is true, but like, aside from « look out for that runaway piano! » is yelling at each other ever productive?
I’m all good on yelling discourse
say hello to lil fren, Waldo
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
say hello to lil fren, Waldo
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one of the most horrifying things about moving to Colorado? grocery stores have Costco style receipt checks at every market exit *and* they’re outfitted like cops
but tell me more about this « sin of empathy » these conservatives are griping about
but tell me more about this « sin of empathy » these conservatives are griping about
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
one of the most horrifying things about moving to Colorado? grocery stores have Costco style receipt checks at every market exit *and* they’re outfitted like cops
but tell me more about this « sin of empathy » these conservatives are griping about
but tell me more about this « sin of empathy » these conservatives are griping about
afte watching Good Boy this morning, im now more bummed than ever that we love in such a bifurcated media landscape « audience/reception studies » don’t really take place anymore?
that is a competently crafted movie that primarily works based on what audiences bring to it
that is a competently crafted movie that primarily works based on what audiences bring to it
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
afte watching Good Boy this morning, im now more bummed than ever that we love in such a bifurcated media landscape « audience/reception studies » don’t really take place anymore?
that is a competently crafted movie that primarily works based on what audiences bring to it
that is a competently crafted movie that primarily works based on what audiences bring to it
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When transphobes talk about "basic biology" like they're experts, it always reminds me of a seven year old who declares they know all the numbers that exist because they learned to count to 100.
October 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When transphobes talk about "basic biology" like they're experts, it always reminds me of a seven year old who declares they know all the numbers that exist because they learned to count to 100.