Vic
@hopelessenough.bsky.social
mpls • chronically weird, occasionally charming
I’m hopelessly hopeful, you’re just…
I’m hopelessly hopeful, you’re just…
Regardless of authenticity of the “new” dire wolf, I do not think we should be attempting to play god with de-extinction. There’s a very well known series of 6 films explaining why
April 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Regardless of authenticity of the “new” dire wolf, I do not think we should be attempting to play god with de-extinction. There’s a very well known series of 6 films explaining why
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Ty was somehow surprised that I have tix to Yacht Club already… Sir, I haven’t missed a Minnesota Fall Out Boy show in over 15 years; I don’t play.
March 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ty was somehow surprised that I have tix to Yacht Club already… Sir, I haven’t missed a Minnesota Fall Out Boy show in over 15 years; I don’t play.
my god do i need a cigarette
March 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
my god do i need a cigarette
If you need me I’ll be at Aldi unlocking the shopping carts with UpDown coins
March 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you need me I’ll be at Aldi unlocking the shopping carts with UpDown coins
Sometimes it sucks that me and my bf had very different childhoods bc when he lets out a burp after dinner and I go “hey do you remember when Justin Timberlake won a burping contest against Hugh Jackman at the Kids Choice Awards” and he has no idea what I’m talking about I look genuinely insane
February 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Sometimes it sucks that me and my bf had very different childhoods bc when he lets out a burp after dinner and I go “hey do you remember when Justin Timberlake won a burping contest against Hugh Jackman at the Kids Choice Awards” and he has no idea what I’m talking about I look genuinely insane
my mom bought her ‘72 chevelle in ‘87 and sold it to my cousin in the early 00’s. he fixed it, upgraded the hell out of it, and is now going to sell it
so i need to come up with like $27k or a good ass deal to get that shit back asap
so i need to come up with like $27k or a good ass deal to get that shit back asap
February 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
my mom bought her ‘72 chevelle in ‘87 and sold it to my cousin in the early 00’s. he fixed it, upgraded the hell out of it, and is now going to sell it
so i need to come up with like $27k or a good ass deal to get that shit back asap
so i need to come up with like $27k or a good ass deal to get that shit back asap
Connor McDavid looks like he gnaws on logs
February 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Connor McDavid looks like he gnaws on logs
bf’s been sleeping on the couch while recovering from surgery, and i’m so selflessly taking on the noble task of sleeping right in the middle of the bed to even out the impressions 🫡
February 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
bf’s been sleeping on the couch while recovering from surgery, and i’m so selflessly taking on the noble task of sleeping right in the middle of the bed to even out the impressions 🫡
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The light poles in Philly must be feeling what the couches in the VP’s residence felt on election night.
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The light poles in Philly must be feeling what the couches in the VP’s residence felt on election night.
Drake really just got annihilated by a cutie patootie on live TV
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Drake really just got annihilated by a cutie patootie on live TV
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ready for the “Super Bowl”
February 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ready for the “Super Bowl”
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Super Bowl, aka the best three hours of the year to go to Costco.
February 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Super Bowl, aka the best three hours of the year to go to Costco.
when your tax returns and payday hit at the same time and the tattoo shop starts calling you like the green goblin mask
February 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
when your tax returns and payday hit at the same time and the tattoo shop starts calling you like the green goblin mask
They should invent a pharmacy that doesn’t fucking suck
February 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They should invent a pharmacy that doesn’t fucking suck
It’s just me and my Pilot G-2 10 Gel Roller pen against the world
February 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s just me and my Pilot G-2 10 Gel Roller pen against the world
A year and a half later I still haven’t recovered from the emotional devastation inflicted by Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever)
Noah, sir, what the fuck. 😃
Noah, sir, what the fuck. 😃
January 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A year and a half later I still haven’t recovered from the emotional devastation inflicted by Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever)
Noah, sir, what the fuck. 😃
Noah, sir, what the fuck. 😃
The ovation Fleury is getting in Montreal 🥹 and the commentators being silent the whole time 🥹🥹🥹
January 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The ovation Fleury is getting in Montreal 🥹 and the commentators being silent the whole time 🥹🥹🥹
Thinking bout how my bf’s mom’s ex would always randomly drop by her house, chug a massive glass of milk, then just leave.
He lived 15 minutes away
He lived 15 minutes away
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Thinking bout how my bf’s mom’s ex would always randomly drop by her house, chug a massive glass of milk, then just leave.
He lived 15 minutes away
He lived 15 minutes away
First thing I see on the internet this morning is a millennial content farm with a video of @jw91.bsky.social connecting Hero by Enrique Iglesias to Horse Sense
January 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
First thing I see on the internet this morning is a millennial content farm with a video of @jw91.bsky.social connecting Hero by Enrique Iglesias to Horse Sense
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I have a genuine hatred for how ticket prices for shows are gate kept until they go on sale these days
January 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I have a genuine hatred for how ticket prices for shows are gate kept until they go on sale these days
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‘i am jack’s smirking revenge’ i growl under my breath as i stuff brenda from accounting’s morning bagels into my bra
January 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
‘i am jack’s smirking revenge’ i growl under my breath as i stuff brenda from accounting’s morning bagels into my bra
[very quietly] g-go birds
January 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
[very quietly] g-go birds
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I'm going to donate these bags of old clothes
to Goodwill. But first, I'm going to drive around
with them in my trunk for two months.
to Goodwill. But first, I'm going to drive around
with them in my trunk for two months.
January 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm going to donate these bags of old clothes
to Goodwill. But first, I'm going to drive around
with them in my trunk for two months.
to Goodwill. But first, I'm going to drive around
with them in my trunk for two months.