The day before our first date I was at a FOB show… and I’ve seen them (six times) since we’ve been dating

Oh I got one a few weeks ago saying I owed for the MnDOT E-ZPass lane and that one made my heart skip a beat

mmm i love the taste of malicious compliance on my lunch break

she also had an ‘83 mustang fastback that she sold around the same time, but of course back then she was driving around with little tiny me in a pontiac grand prix… not thinking about how sick it’d be for her daughter to inherit some classic muscle cars

oh man I did that wrong <6 but I know you got me

like bro what do i need to do here

after seeing someone with >6 months in the industry in management roles on arena tours i genuinely wondered why the fk i’ve been grinding like this for 7 years

paying $80/month to xfinity for 1200mbps download speed using a nice new modem and only getting 8mbps>>>>>>

I’d like to add that this guy chronically wore HeyDudes for absolutely everything

Vile, horrid, repulsive, depraved.