Honeymaid
@honeymaid.bsky.social
@HoneymaidGraham on the hellsite
Queer/Autistic/ADHD Disaster & Obnoxious Cat Dad
13 yrs: SDET/Test Eng/QA Goblin
He/They (Diet Man)
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Queer/Autistic/ADHD Disaster & Obnoxious Cat Dad
13 yrs: SDET/Test Eng/QA Goblin
He/They (Diet Man)
Views my own
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Pete Parsons built a car collection on the backs of the people that worked for him while destroying Destiny lol.
What an absolute clown.
What an absolute clown.
August 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pete Parsons built a car collection on the backs of the people that worked for him while destroying Destiny lol.
What an absolute clown.
What an absolute clown.
Good Riddance to Pete Parsons is all I have to say, damn shame he's probably golden parachuting away into his vintage car collection like a Bond villain.
August 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Good Riddance to Pete Parsons is all I have to say, damn shame he's probably golden parachuting away into his vintage car collection like a Bond villain.
TFW you basically accidentally make Emma Stone for your Fem!Alt for fashion hunting purposes
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
TFW you basically accidentally make Emma Stone for your Fem!Alt for fashion hunting purposes
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Kirk: Spock, reading on that planet please
Spock: *sprays like a male cat*
McCoy: you blue blooded Vulcan bastard
Spock: rawwwwr rawwwwwwr
Spock: *sprays like a male cat*
McCoy: you blue blooded Vulcan bastard
Spock: rawwwwr rawwwwwwr
February 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Kirk: Spock, reading on that planet please
Spock: *sprays like a male cat*
McCoy: you blue blooded Vulcan bastard
Spock: rawwwwr rawwwwwwr
Spock: *sprays like a male cat*
McCoy: you blue blooded Vulcan bastard
Spock: rawwwwr rawwwwwwr
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Autistic people don’t need to be cured. We need to be smoked
February 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Autistic people don’t need to be cured. We need to be smoked
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Women couldn’t have their own credit until 1974. Marital rape became illegal nationwide in 1994.
We are ONE generation into women having a CHANCE at life & it’s proved so intolerable America would rather end itself than allow such a thing to continue.
We are ONE generation into women having a CHANCE at life & it’s proved so intolerable America would rather end itself than allow such a thing to continue.
February 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Women couldn’t have their own credit until 1974. Marital rape became illegal nationwide in 1994.
We are ONE generation into women having a CHANCE at life & it’s proved so intolerable America would rather end itself than allow such a thing to continue.
We are ONE generation into women having a CHANCE at life & it’s proved so intolerable America would rather end itself than allow such a thing to continue.
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the whole point is to make public association with trans people poisonous to your organization or even your personal life and you can't capitulate to that and pretend you're an ally!
February 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the whole point is to make public association with trans people poisonous to your organization or even your personal life and you can't capitulate to that and pretend you're an ally!
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real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question
February 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question
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Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
February 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
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THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND!!!!!!!! @pringusmcdingus.bsky.social
February 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND!!!!!!!! @pringusmcdingus.bsky.social
Still the best damn photo I will ever take of my gremlin
My cat Book suffers from The Rock Eyebrow just like I do 😂
February 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Still the best damn photo I will ever take of my gremlin
-pounding on the table-
DOG HAT! DOG HAT! DOG HAT!
DOG HAT! DOG HAT! DOG HAT!
February 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
-pounding on the table-
DOG HAT! DOG HAT! DOG HAT!
DOG HAT! DOG HAT! DOG HAT!
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
The Quality Assurance Aura is real and I will not explain
February 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Quality Assurance Aura is real and I will not explain
fun fact: requiring people to move to a state with an abortion ban for a job is a great way to guarantee gender and sexual minority do not get to be in the running
February 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Am #ACTUALLYautistic w diag ppw to prove it & not ONCE, in ~40 YRS, have I ever "accidentally" done 2 perfectly executed Sieg Heils in a row.
Fuck you for using MY disability to defend the fascism of a self-diagnosed, acquisitionary, transphobic, ketamine-addled, apartheid emerald mine nepomanbaby.
Fuck you for using MY disability to defend the fascism of a self-diagnosed, acquisitionary, transphobic, ketamine-addled, apartheid emerald mine nepomanbaby.
January 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Am #ACTUALLYautistic w diag ppw to prove it & not ONCE, in ~40 YRS, have I ever "accidentally" done 2 perfectly executed Sieg Heils in a row.
Fuck you for using MY disability to defend the fascism of a self-diagnosed, acquisitionary, transphobic, ketamine-addled, apartheid emerald mine nepomanbaby.
Fuck you for using MY disability to defend the fascism of a self-diagnosed, acquisitionary, transphobic, ketamine-addled, apartheid emerald mine nepomanbaby.
Supervisor's being a hella lazy bum in meetings this morning 😂
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Supervisor's being a hella lazy bum in meetings this morning 😂
Already had the account here but gonna be more active now, I think.
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Already had the account here but gonna be more active now, I think.
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“That is a stupid rule”
- Ancient Autistic Proverb
- Ancient Autistic Proverb
October 4, 2023 at 3:21 PM
“That is a stupid rule”
- Ancient Autistic Proverb
- Ancient Autistic Proverb
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Not sure if I had posted this here before so:
August 25, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Not sure if I had posted this here before so:
Post a show you love that nobody seems to remember. 📺
August 25, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Post a show you love that nobody seems to remember. 📺
Boy am I bad at this Armored Core thing, Balteus is kicking my ass.
August 25, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Boy am I bad at this Armored Core thing, Balteus is kicking my ass.