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Homer Simpin
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Someday I'll have an interesting skeet
Pittsburgh person

You play man games, you get man pains
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November 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS!! The Pittsburgh Riverhounds are your 2025 USL Champions! What a day for soccer here in the Steel City!! 🖤💛🖤💛 (Photo credit: Riverhounds IG page) #PittsburghRiverhounds #USL #USLChampionship
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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The Son Heung Min equalizer that kept LAFC's season alive.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Air Riders customization is just peak
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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hear me out- if bat's wings were covered in soft fur and not angular, they would be one of the most coveted pets because they have adorable faces and bodies like all the other animals we love I mean I internally squeal when I see a sugar glider it would be the same with bats
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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"Basketball is life" - James Harden
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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her: are you stupid?

me:
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Northern Cardinal #Kennebunk #Maine 11/25 #Sony a6700 #Sigma 16-300 @ 450mm Program #birds & wildlife mods. #Photomator #nature #birdphotography #Point’nShootNature
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Quick! To the Guy Fierimobile!
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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She's right on all but two of these:

Those ribs sound amazing

Tiramisu is delicious and a bitch to make
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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SENGUN THROWS IT FROM THE FLOOR BEHIND HIS HEAD 🤯
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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when mayor elect mamdani meets with trump vs when mayor bowser meets with trump
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
There's a lot more meetings now 😔
I've become a sales person not a tech person 🧑‍💼
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Holy shit Hornet dunking a basketball would be so cool 🏀
Hornet Fanart- because the themes of Silk song was warm coloured I went with yellow instead of blue for the lifeblood. #Hornet #Hollowknight #Silksong #Hollowknightart #Silksongart #Cakenteaart
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I was so inspired by beruwk0 anime girls painted with oil on canvas, that I've picked up acrylics and painted The Gregory
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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here's a roll of paper towels going for the gold in the pole vault
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I've become a sales person not a tech person 🧑‍💼
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The Sacramento Kings may not be good, but they're doing whatever this is
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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y’know how sometimes you’ll see a modern simpsons clip and all the voices sound old and tired
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Can’t get much more sour grapes than Michael Burry complaining that Nvidia giving its employees stock options is actually stealing from shareholders. Take the L your short position and keep it moving, my guy.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM