Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
Gen X Potato, He/Him
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
Calling it now every Batman reboot for the next 10 years at least will not be a billionaire.
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Calling it now every Batman reboot for the next 10 years at least will not be a billionaire.
I regret to inform you I am still overthinking angelpunk ttrpg ideas.
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I regret to inform you I am still overthinking angelpunk ttrpg ideas.
Saw a neighbor with a minivan full of girls scout cookies and I, a good and honorable man, briefly heard the Oceans 11 soundtrack in my head.
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Saw a neighbor with a minivan full of girls scout cookies and I, a good and honorable man, briefly heard the Oceans 11 soundtrack in my head.
British TV producer in 1963: so you want a show about how all the spies and wealthy people and governments all meet on a single island to conspire for control of the common man?
Patrick McGoohan, definitely not a time traveler: yes but they're all stoned and can barely type
Patrick McGoohan, definitely not a time traveler: yes but they're all stoned and can barely type
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
British TV producer in 1963: so you want a show about how all the spies and wealthy people and governments all meet on a single island to conspire for control of the common man?
Patrick McGoohan, definitely not a time traveler: yes but they're all stoned and can barely type
Patrick McGoohan, definitely not a time traveler: yes but they're all stoned and can barely type
Disney should have kept Hulu separate.this whole "you want to watch a beloved children's classic? What about a horror schlockfest that was on FX?" just is weird.
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Disney should have kept Hulu separate.this whole "you want to watch a beloved children's classic? What about a horror schlockfest that was on FX?" just is weird.
YES. THEY CAN.
If you're doing stuff that you shouldn't talk about on Bluesky or just distrust authorities keep a PIN or password.
Your face and fingerprint are "free".
This still won't protect you from "hit them with a hammer until they unlock their phone" but it will keep your data safer.
If you're doing stuff that you shouldn't talk about on Bluesky or just distrust authorities keep a PIN or password.
Your face and fingerprint are "free".
This still won't protect you from "hit them with a hammer until they unlock their phone" but it will keep your data safer.
So they can compel you to use your face or fingerprint to unlock something, but not your password?
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
YES. THEY CAN.
If you're doing stuff that you shouldn't talk about on Bluesky or just distrust authorities keep a PIN or password.
Your face and fingerprint are "free".
This still won't protect you from "hit them with a hammer until they unlock their phone" but it will keep your data safer.
If you're doing stuff that you shouldn't talk about on Bluesky or just distrust authorities keep a PIN or password.
Your face and fingerprint are "free".
This still won't protect you from "hit them with a hammer until they unlock their phone" but it will keep your data safer.
It wouldn't solve all the problems, but if we had a species of gargoyle that were stone by day, warriors by night, I think it would help.
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
It wouldn't solve all the problems, but if we had a species of gargoyle that were stone by day, warriors by night, I think it would help.
Maybe we shouldn't have given all the money and power to literally the worst people in the world for at least the past 50 years.
January 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Maybe we shouldn't have given all the money and power to literally the worst people in the world for at least the past 50 years.
I'd love to do a space war show where it's people on a star destroyer and the 1st episode they find a bad guy and both ships shoot and then due to the merciless laws of physics and acceleration both ships know they're going to die in 3 days & the rest of the show is just the crew dealing with that.
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I'd love to do a space war show where it's people on a star destroyer and the 1st episode they find a bad guy and both ships shoot and then due to the merciless laws of physics and acceleration both ships know they're going to die in 3 days & the rest of the show is just the crew dealing with that.
Blaming my phone spellcheck for typos even though i'm on a laptop.
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Blaming my phone spellcheck for typos even though i'm on a laptop.
One time I was at a ren Fairest and a guy dressed as a monk said "game of chess?" And I said "oh, ok", and he said "$20" and I said "oh, I'm gonna lose $20" and I WAS RIGHT
If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D
the chessmaster 4000 turbo, pc (1993)
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
One time I was at a ren Fairest and a guy dressed as a monk said "game of chess?" And I said "oh, ok", and he said "$20" and I said "oh, I'm gonna lose $20" and I WAS RIGHT
In Trevor's defense if I had a Cookie button that would make cookies I would be slamming that all the time.
Mom got us talk buttons 😯
Trevor hacked the system with cookie & outside.
Pressed them nonstop like he'd unlocked cheat codes.
Now the buttons are in time-out & mom says we “can’t be trusted with technology.”
Anyone else get their privileges revoked this fast? 🐾🔘😌🐾🔘😤
#dogsofbluesky
Trevor hacked the system with cookie & outside.
Pressed them nonstop like he'd unlocked cheat codes.
Now the buttons are in time-out & mom says we “can’t be trusted with technology.”
Anyone else get their privileges revoked this fast? 🐾🔘😌🐾🔘😤
#dogsofbluesky
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
In Trevor's defense if I had a Cookie button that would make cookies I would be slamming that all the time.
Feels like a real "man, these horrors of being a weird ape in a post-capitalism nightmare world gots hands" kinda day.
Be safe, watch the river flow, eat some fruit.
Be safe, watch the river flow, eat some fruit.
January 29, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Feels like a real "man, these horrors of being a weird ape in a post-capitalism nightmare world gots hands" kinda day.
Be safe, watch the river flow, eat some fruit.
Be safe, watch the river flow, eat some fruit.
No drinking. No Drugs. Work a straight 40 hours for one company M and T. Wed just run. Th and F work a different 40 hour job. No wife no kids just a small Hindu boy named Ganesh to do laundry. chase down deer for food. pray to Azure Temple for Zaddakzu'zr to devour all. Never stop screaming
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
No drinking. No Drugs. Work a straight 40 hours for one company M and T. Wed just run. Th and F work a different 40 hour job. No wife no kids just a small Hindu boy named Ganesh to do laundry. chase down deer for food. pray to Azure Temple for Zaddakzu'zr to devour all. Never stop screaming
Literally these people should be in prison.
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Literally these people should be in prison.
"Don't show this again" I click.
This time it will work.
This time it will work.
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"Don't show this again" I click.
This time it will work.
This time it will work.
One of those commutes where there are so many terrible drivers i have to make sure I'm not the terrible driver (I'm not).
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
One of those commutes where there are so many terrible drivers i have to make sure I'm not the terrible driver (I'm not).
My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that the Four Elements are classic for a reason. Congrats you killed a guy with lava instead of fire well he's still burnt up and you wasted a weekend making fancy fire.
My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that folks need to consider the local ecosystem before they curse people into animal forms.
I get it - toad is a classic! But as Australia shows, YOU CAN'T JUST LET THEM LOOSE EVERYWHERE.
Most places need more beavers! ALMOST NO PLACES NEED MORE WILD HOGS.
I get it - toad is a classic! But as Australia shows, YOU CAN'T JUST LET THEM LOOSE EVERYWHERE.
Most places need more beavers! ALMOST NO PLACES NEED MORE WILD HOGS.
my cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is I think magic squares are nerd shit
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 AM
My cancelable take on Sorcerer Twitter is that the Four Elements are classic for a reason. Congrats you killed a guy with lava instead of fire well he's still burnt up and you wasted a weekend making fancy fire.
Yes thank you a third of bsky this was only a few points not the whole ballgame. Take the points and keep pushing.
I hate to tell you this--the game's never over.
I hate to tell you this--the game's never over.
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Yes thank you a third of bsky this was only a few points not the whole ballgame. Take the points and keep pushing.
I hate to tell you this--the game's never over.
I hate to tell you this--the game's never over.
At the start of this month: Maybe I should listen to the top 500 albums, try to expand my musical taste
A month in, headbutting through the 400's like the Mom in Heredity: I might have made a mistake...
A month in, headbutting through the 400's like the Mom in Heredity: I might have made a mistake...
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
At the start of this month: Maybe I should listen to the top 500 albums, try to expand my musical taste
A month in, headbutting through the 400's like the Mom in Heredity: I might have made a mistake...
A month in, headbutting through the 400's like the Mom in Heredity: I might have made a mistake...
I am not handing it to my power company, but to the guys working overnight, who got our 2am outage with a scheduled repair time of 3:15 successfully kicking power back on at 3:16. Good job folks! Thanks for staying up and being cold.
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I am not handing it to my power company, but to the guys working overnight, who got our 2am outage with a scheduled repair time of 3:15 successfully kicking power back on at 3:16. Good job folks! Thanks for staying up and being cold.
Alright losing by 3 there's the Broncos i know
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Alright losing by 3 there's the Broncos i know
D&D monster idea: Biblically Accurate Chatter Teeth
It's one of those "oops all eyeballs" angels you see on the internet, but instead of eyes is incredibly sharp chattering jaw wind up toys. Good news? It can't see where it's going Bad News? It does not seem to care
It's one of those "oops all eyeballs" angels you see on the internet, but instead of eyes is incredibly sharp chattering jaw wind up toys. Good news? It can't see where it's going Bad News? It does not seem to care
January 23, 2026 at 7:48 PM
D&D monster idea: Biblically Accurate Chatter Teeth
It's one of those "oops all eyeballs" angels you see on the internet, but instead of eyes is incredibly sharp chattering jaw wind up toys. Good news? It can't see where it's going Bad News? It does not seem to care
It's one of those "oops all eyeballs" angels you see on the internet, but instead of eyes is incredibly sharp chattering jaw wind up toys. Good news? It can't see where it's going Bad News? It does not seem to care
Dear Bsky Technical Support,
I clicked "My Bangers" and it says I have no bangers this must be some kind of technical glitch
I clicked "My Bangers" and it says I have no bangers this must be some kind of technical glitch
January 23, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Dear Bsky Technical Support,
I clicked "My Bangers" and it says I have no bangers this must be some kind of technical glitch
I clicked "My Bangers" and it says I have no bangers this must be some kind of technical glitch
Good morning everyone *writes "do not push for an ethnostate" under the BSKY BEST PRACTICES LIST*
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Good morning everyone *writes "do not push for an ethnostate" under the BSKY BEST PRACTICES LIST*