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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
Gen X Potato, He/Him
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
This is what we call "filling a hole" in retail. SOMETHING has to go in those 45 feet, and if all you have is cotton balls?
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
While I understand the feeling, houseboats don't look anything like F-35s. Same thing here.

If I HAD to make recommendations, maybe give the Clownfish a less booster looking rocket?
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Like, science should be able to produce a cool healthy cigarette.
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Protip: pre-k report cards mean less than nothing.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have to assume that's the plan. Have people take out loans, have them die, and then the bank or Trumpco buys it back.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
OK but Shaqdroids
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
OK but Skyfall only makes sense if you follow my "Bond is a demon summoned by John Dee to fight for the crown".
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You know what you do? You open in a casino, and Bond says "hello my name's Bond " and throws out a bon mot and then shoots a guy.

This isn't rocket science.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
...Maenads.
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I swear they were thinking a line of sequel Droid lamps and desk furniture.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ug this fuckin thing NEVER LISTEN TO THE GEEKS ON THE INTERNET WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WANT AND WE WILL RUIN EVERYTHING TO NOT GET IT.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yeah WSJ. That's how leadership works.

...you knew that, right? Like, it's important to me that you know that.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the fact that I can think of a least five more posts of individual characters that could continue this thread...
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
They should have listened to Mikey. It would have made the series so much cooler.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Yeah I understand how hooks work dude I'm not a moron.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bloomberg Opinion section starting to realize something happening here
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
*looks at the news. Looks at the post. Looks at John*
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
*drinking from a straw in my Big Gulp of melted butter* mebbe.
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
*continues eating an entire sleeve of chips ahoy!* how do they do it? Must be genetics *sprays whip cream directly in mouth from spigot*
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not necessarily magic, but the thematic or genre elements. Basically, try not to make every roll monotonous, and a way you can push or gamble to make something happen in game.
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
clear rules with enough wiggle room to deal with specifics that you can put on a single sheet of paper. Also it should have some weirdness to it--have ways to bend reality for your PC.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM