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The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward #AFCWimbledon
I had one too many tamales
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I had one too many tamales
I was setting up a lesson and asked a kid if she wanted to make my coffee.
I have never drank such terrible MUD in my LIFE.
I have never drank such terrible MUD in my LIFE.
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I was setting up a lesson and asked a kid if she wanted to make my coffee.
I have never drank such terrible MUD in my LIFE.
I have never drank such terrible MUD in my LIFE.
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We only win when we wear the green hooped shirts. We just need to wear that kit for all games.
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
We only win when we wear the green hooped shirts. We just need to wear that kit for all games.
Remember when #AFCWimbledon was a winning club?
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Remember when #AFCWimbledon was a winning club?
My wife left for a conference and now I’m lonely :(
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My wife left for a conference and now I’m lonely :(
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Generous coverage of a team in freefall towards League Two #afcw
REPORT: Wimbledon were edged out 1-0 by Bolton Wanderers 🗞️
#AFCW 🟡🔵
🔗 www.afcwimbledon.co.uk/news/2026/ja...
#AFCW 🟡🔵
🔗 www.afcwimbledon.co.uk/news/2026/ja...
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Generous coverage of a team in freefall towards League Two #afcw
I got hit by #AFCWimbledonms 12:30 kickoff time…
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I got hit by #AFCWimbledonms 12:30 kickoff time…
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I heard Melania has already won a Best Picture award.
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I heard Melania has already won a Best Picture award.
Talking with my wife about driving to the airport while the #AFCWimbledon game is on:
“I’ll hold the phone in my lap and narrate it for you. I’ll just keep saying ‘It’s squeaky bum time for Matty Stevens’ over and over in different inflections.”
“I’ll hold the phone in my lap and narrate it for you. I’ll just keep saying ‘It’s squeaky bum time for Matty Stevens’ over and over in different inflections.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Talking with my wife about driving to the airport while the #AFCWimbledon game is on:
“I’ll hold the phone in my lap and narrate it for you. I’ll just keep saying ‘It’s squeaky bum time for Matty Stevens’ over and over in different inflections.”
“I’ll hold the phone in my lap and narrate it for you. I’ll just keep saying ‘It’s squeaky bum time for Matty Stevens’ over and over in different inflections.”
I play #AFCWimbledon in EA’s “FC26” lot, and you can tell it’s a fictional video game because Nathan Bishop stays in his box the whole damn game.
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I play #AFCWimbledon in EA’s “FC26” lot, and you can tell it’s a fictional video game because Nathan Bishop stays in his box the whole damn game.
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January 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Great how whenever the cops gun someone down we have to have a whole public trial about whether or not they were a bad person, when that's very much what actual trials are for.
You can be the worst person in the country and the cops still can't just shoot you. Trials are not really a minor detail.
You can be the worst person in the country and the cops still can't just shoot you. Trials are not really a minor detail.
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Great how whenever the cops gun someone down we have to have a whole public trial about whether or not they were a bad person, when that's very much what actual trials are for.
You can be the worst person in the country and the cops still can't just shoot you. Trials are not really a minor detail.
You can be the worst person in the country and the cops still can't just shoot you. Trials are not really a minor detail.
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
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DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
April 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
All I want is a simple metal building. Is that too much to ask?
January 29, 2026 at 4:57 AM
All I want is a simple metal building. Is that too much to ask?
My snake is the width of five spaghettis.
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
My snake is the width of five spaghettis.
Punctuality is a girl’s best friend
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Punctuality is a girl’s best friend
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Boy are #afcwimbledon in a bad position in the table now. Could have done with playing and winning tonight.
January 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Boy are #afcwimbledon in a bad position in the table now. Could have done with playing and winning tonight.
my laptop HATES Roll20, and tbh, so do I
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
my laptop HATES Roll20, and tbh, so do I
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Also is the prospector dance from Sierra Madre the original prospector dance?
two men are standing next to each other in a black and white photo .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a black and white photo .
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January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Also is the prospector dance from Sierra Madre the original prospector dance?
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I’m just glad Joe Biden isn’t alive to see what’s happened to America, it would break his heart
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m just glad Joe Biden isn’t alive to see what’s happened to America, it would break his heart