Middle-Aged Hegelian
@holycity15.bsky.social
You’re here because I made you mad and you’re looking for pronouns.
A Zootopia for a Dream
Gangs of Zootopia
No Zootopia for Old Men
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
A Zootopia for a Dream
Checking in on the Bezos rag
Feeling gassy after Thanksgiving? Take a fart walk.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Checking in on the Bezos rag
I love hearing this shit from people who don’t actually work for a living
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love hearing this shit from people who don’t actually work for a living
If this were true it would be the coolest thing about that family. There are enough things to hate about Trump without besmirching sex workers
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If this were true it would be the coolest thing about that family. There are enough things to hate about Trump without besmirching sex workers
How are you gonna have a subzero fridge but you don’t own a roasting pan?
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
How are you gonna have a subzero fridge but you don’t own a roasting pan?
BOATSTUCKGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
BOATSTUCKGIVING
Help me step-bus I’m stuck
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Help me step-bus I’m stuck
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He is dancing, dancing, dancing. He says he will never die.
a cartoon of charlie brown holding a piece of paper with the number 33 on it
Alt: a cartoon of charlie brown holding a piece of paper with the number 33 on it
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
He is dancing, dancing, dancing. He says he will never die.
Removing “harvest” from my vocabulary.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Removing “harvest” from my vocabulary.
I am hearing that following his meeting with Zohran Mamdani, Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I am hearing that following his meeting with Zohran Mamdani, Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Liberal millennial brain rot is something else man
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Liberal millennial brain rot is something else man
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
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[appraising the entirety of Olivia Nuzzi's existence]
Nah, I'm good.
Nah, I'm good.
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[appraising the entirety of Olivia Nuzzi's existence]
Nah, I'm good.
Nah, I'm good.
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the wine moms are trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the wine moms are trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
Thinking about doohickeys and contraptions for no reason.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Thinking about doohickeys and contraptions for no reason.
The only thing these fucking ghouls have been “fighting” is the progressive wing of their own party.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The only thing these fucking ghouls have been “fighting” is the progressive wing of their own party.
I love bluesky
people don't think this is misandry, but if a guy posts ""god forbid a woman has a hobby" yes I do forbid that. get back to the kitchen." it's misogyny, right?
"god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love bluesky
Broke: relitigating 2024
Woke: relitigating 2016
Bespoke: relitigating 2000
Woke: relitigating 2016
Bespoke: relitigating 2000
Dick Cheney would never have been in power if more leftists had sucked it up and voted for an establishment Democrat....
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Broke: relitigating 2024
Woke: relitigating 2016
Bespoke: relitigating 2000
Woke: relitigating 2016
Bespoke: relitigating 2000
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Trump crash plane
BREAKING: Video shows crash of UPS Flight 2976 while taking off from Louisville International Airport in Kentucky
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump crash plane
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!