@hlah.bsky.social
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Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Not all heroes wear capes. www.ft.com/content/81b8...
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Not all heroes wear capes. www.ft.com/content/81b8...
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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THE BOROWITZ REPORT: Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-refu...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-refu...
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
"This turkey is a terrible person," Trump said.
www.borowitzreport.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
THE BOROWITZ REPORT: Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-refu...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-refu...
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
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Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Best titles of autobiographies?
Starting with:
- Vic Reeves, Me: Moir
- Dennis Waterman, Reminder (thanks @whenisbirths.bsky.social)
- AA Gill, Pour Me
- Gene Simmons, Kiss and Make-Up
- Julian Clary, A Young Man's Passage
Starting with:
- Vic Reeves, Me: Moir
- Dennis Waterman, Reminder (thanks @whenisbirths.bsky.social)
- AA Gill, Pour Me
- Gene Simmons, Kiss and Make-Up
- Julian Clary, A Young Man's Passage
October 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Best titles of autobiographies?
Starting with:
- Vic Reeves, Me: Moir
- Dennis Waterman, Reminder (thanks @whenisbirths.bsky.social)
- AA Gill, Pour Me
- Gene Simmons, Kiss and Make-Up
- Julian Clary, A Young Man's Passage
Starting with:
- Vic Reeves, Me: Moir
- Dennis Waterman, Reminder (thanks @whenisbirths.bsky.social)
- AA Gill, Pour Me
- Gene Simmons, Kiss and Make-Up
- Julian Clary, A Young Man's Passage
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These and my OTHER other music tastes!
I love my playlists!
I love my playlists!
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
These and my OTHER other music tastes!
I love my playlists!
I love my playlists!
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September 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Observer today: what a letter
September 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Observer today: what a letter
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The animal internet is cute right up until pets start getting into online conspiracy theories and cyber bullying
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
on.ft.com/3K05vhS
on.ft.com/3K05vhS
September 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The animal internet is cute right up until pets start getting into online conspiracy theories and cyber bullying
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The state of America: Cyndi Lauper changes the lyrics to Girls Just Want to Have Fun to Girls Just Want Fundamental Rights.....
September 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The state of America: Cyndi Lauper changes the lyrics to Girls Just Want to Have Fun to Girls Just Want Fundamental Rights.....
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For 90s media correspondents this is like the Oasis reunion
September 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
For 90s media correspondents this is like the Oasis reunion
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The first big industry event I went to, someone squatted down, looked at my name tag, and straight up walked away because I wasn't important enough. I hid in the corner and muttered to some guy there about how much I hated it and he hated it and we had an amazing time. That guy was Terry Pratchett.
I went to a fancy lit party at, I believe, the Morgan Library or somewhere similarly super fancy, and the main thing I remember is every single person at the party was just openly staring at everyone's name tags to see if they were important enough to care about
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The first big industry event I went to, someone squatted down, looked at my name tag, and straight up walked away because I wasn't important enough. I hid in the corner and muttered to some guy there about how much I hated it and he hated it and we had an amazing time. That guy was Terry Pratchett.
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What idiot called it a bikini wax and not Bush Administration
August 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
What idiot called it a bikini wax and not Bush Administration
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'Blade' was released 27 years ago today 🧛🏾
August 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
'Blade' was released 27 years ago today 🧛🏾
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Not just one, a triptych.
August 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Not just one, a triptych.
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Good lord. Bryan Ferry singing Slave To Love in white trousers alert 🥵 Bryan would definitely get it. Even if he's called Bryan. #LiveAid
a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a classroom and making a funny face .
Alt: a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a classroom and making a funny face
media.tenor.com
July 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Good lord. Bryan Ferry singing Slave To Love in white trousers alert 🥵 Bryan would definitely get it. Even if he's called Bryan. #LiveAid
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“…they’re giving the £1000 deposit on their first house to Band Aid…”
*cries in aspiring-millennial-single-homeowner*
#LiveAid #LiveAidAt40
*cries in aspiring-millennial-single-homeowner*
#LiveAid #LiveAidAt40
July 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“…they’re giving the £1000 deposit on their first house to Band Aid…”
*cries in aspiring-millennial-single-homeowner*
#LiveAid #LiveAidAt40
*cries in aspiring-millennial-single-homeowner*
#LiveAid #LiveAidAt40
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