Hjartaborg
@hjartaborg.bsky.social
Artist, Heathen, Animist, Unashamed Appalachian Witchy Woman
she/her - professional mama bear, if you need one
she/her - professional mama bear, if you need one
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I want them to start feasting on that corpse
May 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I want them to start feasting on that corpse
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The Crumbles.
Historians will propose in due course a name for this current phase we are witnessing in the United States. My early submission: The Great Dismantling.
April 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Crumbles.
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it would be really funny if bernie sanders ran for president again
April 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
it would be really funny if bernie sanders ran for president again
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I'm watching How Its Made on YouTube and this dude just opened the video with "fig cookies are one of life's great mysteries"
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm watching How Its Made on YouTube and this dude just opened the video with "fig cookies are one of life's great mysteries"
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“Now that my side has been correct for the thousandth time in a row, everyone will finally start listening to us,” I write on a decaying package of Oreos as the caravan moves over the next windswept dune.
April 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“Now that my side has been correct for the thousandth time in a row, everyone will finally start listening to us,” I write on a decaying package of Oreos as the caravan moves over the next windswept dune.
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wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe
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everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him
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"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.
April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.
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well, I guess that makes it simple
When your enemy tells you who they are, believe them.
And plan accordingly.
And plan accordingly.
March 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
well, I guess that makes it simple
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There’s something else he could do
March 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
There’s something else he could do
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"Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat" is slated become the new national anthem
March 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat" is slated become the new national anthem
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going to start putting these up in areas with higher percentages of teslas
Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…
March 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
going to start putting these up in areas with higher percentages of teslas
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REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
March 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
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I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
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i hear the distant thrum of Rascal Scooters gunning their engines. boomer ISIS is on the march.
www.commondreams.org/news/social-...
www.commondreams.org/news/social-...
'Bloodbath': Social Security Administration Begins Mass Firings | Common Dreams
What is being described as a "total annihilation" of SSA, say critics, proves that Trump's promises to protect Social Security "are a sham."
www.commondreams.org
March 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i hear the distant thrum of Rascal Scooters gunning their engines. boomer ISIS is on the march.
www.commondreams.org/news/social-...
www.commondreams.org/news/social-...
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our Mother she hungers
March 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
our Mother she hungers
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Zelensky is the guy that maga pretend Trump is
February 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Zelensky is the guy that maga pretend Trump is
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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
Slavic ancestors, why are you so angry?
Oh....
Oh no.....
Oh....
Oh no.....
February 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Slavic ancestors, why are you so angry?
Oh....
Oh no.....
Oh....
Oh no.....
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