It's Alan
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It's Alan
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I'm tired of this grandpa.
Cat Dad - Leo - Constantly Curious
Someone tell me to get back to work

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You could explain the science behind oil all you want but it's still wild to me that dead things from eons ago now power my car
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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following the assault of emiru, a popular streamer, many have claimed that twitchcon had no security. that's not true. but security and safety are not the same thing, especially when the people who need protecting are women in a community steeped in clip-hungry online misogyny
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Me making yet another neurotic gay D&D character like it’s the first time
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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my favorite part of watching TV in the year of our lord 2025 is needing to keep my hand on the volume control constantly in the event I want to hear someone talk and not explode the moment they do literally anything else
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No. Florence + The Machine have also started teasing something new and I don't want overlap. Taylor can rest for once
Taylor Swift’s official social team hints at an orange-themed album era.
August 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.
August 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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They specifically hit a tent marked as for journalists.
Watch everyone do absolutely fuck all
August 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Honest question

Who is subscribing to MrBeast? Who is actually a super fan of him?
August 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Mind you, she's Jewish lmao
Miriam Margolyes is completely correct, Israel is doing exactly the same as the Nazis.

Well done Miriam, you keep telling them to fck off.
July 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I know it feels useless to throw money at a problem but, it's a stopgap in the interrim for people who just have no other option right now. it DOES keep them going, it does work.

This war has to end, scream at your reps but in the meantime, send a venti coffee's worth their way?
July 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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He had Felloutofawindow Disease.
July 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The MAGA crowd ought to enjoy this one.
Donald Trump’s name reported to feature in DoJ files about Jeffrey Epstein
Wall Street Journal report says president’s name appears ‘multiples times’ as Congress subpoenas Ghislaine Maxwell
www.theguardian.com
July 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Columbia University has handed over its undergraduate admissions process to Donald Trump and his MAGA allies, who will now decide at their sole discretion whether the university has admitted enough white people. It's no longer an independent institution.
July 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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A billboard in Times Square. Credit: Vincent Alban/NYT
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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woah what
CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.

America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.

Watch and share his message.
July 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Reminder that Elon is still suing Media Matters in like 15 different venues for reporting that Nazi content even appears on Twitter. Now the bot that’s trained on the site’s tweets sounds like Rappin’ Goebbels.
July 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
July 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Dachau also started out as a prison for “criminals” and political opponents until it became what we all know it now as.
Dachau in the 30's vs Florida's concentration camp.
July 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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BREAKING: Zeteo has released, globally, the film the BBC so controversially refused to air.

"Gaza: Doctors Under Attack" is now available to watch in full at gazadoctors.film and zeteo.com.

Here's the trailer:
July 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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BBC News currently prioritising police probe into Bob Vylan and Kneecap’s condemnation of Israel’s slaughter of Palestinian
civilians... over a story on an actual massacre by the IDF of Palestinian civilians at a Gazan seafront café.
June 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
After the back and forth of SotO and JW xpacs this next xpac had to come out swinging.
So this is either a brand new class or a new elite spec. We shall see.
15 days ...
June 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM