Hey! Monster Boy
@heymonsterboy.bsky.social
Ezekiel Strange ✨ He/Him ✨ Queer ✨ Live, learn, do better
Designer, Illustrator, Thaumaturgist
Living at the crossroads of the eerie, whimsical, and weird
Designer, Illustrator, Thaumaturgist
Living at the crossroads of the eerie, whimsical, and weird
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Hello! I'm Ezekiel (or Zee, or Zeke). I'm an illustrator and designer who loves the spooky, strange, and whimsical.
My webcomic (currently on hiatus): www.noxhillcomic.com
I am also @heymonsterboy on Cohost, Tumblr, and Mastodon.art, but I'm mostly active here on Bluesky.
My webcomic (currently on hiatus): www.noxhillcomic.com
I am also @heymonsterboy on Cohost, Tumblr, and Mastodon.art, but I'm mostly active here on Bluesky.
Beaming this straight into the face of my inner critic
Making art isn’t a race you fuckin weird loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Beaming this straight into the face of my inner critic
Cairo is such a sweet guy and he could really use any help y'all could spare. Please consider donating!
Alright, I've launched a GFM to help cover my top surgery costs. I've included a painfully vulnerable summary of my (long) transition journey so far, some of the hurdles I've faced, and what this procedure means to me.
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
Donate to Help Cairo Finally Get Top Surgery, organized by Cairo Steele
Hello! I'm Cairo Steele. You may know me from around the internet- I'm a 30-something … Cairo Steele needs your support for Help Cairo Finally Get Top Surgery
gofund.me
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Cairo is such a sweet guy and he could really use any help y'all could spare. Please consider donating!
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helloo i'm back looking to draw your rats badly in ms paint for £10 each to cover some vet fees for ebi! pop me a dm if you are interested, only gonna be doing a limited number for the moment
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
helloo i'm back looking to draw your rats badly in ms paint for £10 each to cover some vet fees for ebi! pop me a dm if you are interested, only gonna be doing a limited number for the moment
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The premier's use of the notwithstanding clause to steamroll over the will of the people is enabled by the destruction of unions. We need more unions everywhere to stop that freak, and leverage the threat of a general strike to stop him from ever wielding it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The premier's use of the notwithstanding clause to steamroll over the will of the people is enabled by the destruction of unions. We need more unions everywhere to stop that freak, and leverage the threat of a general strike to stop him from ever wielding it.
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Astarion: Is very pale
Astarion: "oh it's ok I don't sleep at night I can keep watch"
Astarion: has fangs
Astarion: "I'm an upper class elite"
Book on Vampyr: "Vampyr like to hide as upper class elites"
My entire party: "Astarion sure is a normal dude"
Astarion: "oh it's ok I don't sleep at night I can keep watch"
Astarion: has fangs
Astarion: "I'm an upper class elite"
Book on Vampyr: "Vampyr like to hide as upper class elites"
My entire party: "Astarion sure is a normal dude"
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Astarion: Is very pale
Astarion: "oh it's ok I don't sleep at night I can keep watch"
Astarion: has fangs
Astarion: "I'm an upper class elite"
Book on Vampyr: "Vampyr like to hide as upper class elites"
My entire party: "Astarion sure is a normal dude"
Astarion: "oh it's ok I don't sleep at night I can keep watch"
Astarion: has fangs
Astarion: "I'm an upper class elite"
Book on Vampyr: "Vampyr like to hide as upper class elites"
My entire party: "Astarion sure is a normal dude"
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Bluesky: I’m a better person than you
Twitter: I’m a better person than you because I’m white
Instagram: I’m a better person than you because I’m hot
LinkedIn: When people say “I’m a better person than you” this is what it teaches me about B2B marketing
Twitter: I’m a better person than you because I’m white
Instagram: I’m a better person than you because I’m hot
LinkedIn: When people say “I’m a better person than you” this is what it teaches me about B2B marketing
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bluesky: I’m a better person than you
Twitter: I’m a better person than you because I’m white
Instagram: I’m a better person than you because I’m hot
LinkedIn: When people say “I’m a better person than you” this is what it teaches me about B2B marketing
Twitter: I’m a better person than you because I’m white
Instagram: I’m a better person than you because I’m hot
LinkedIn: When people say “I’m a better person than you” this is what it teaches me about B2B marketing
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when I get told what I like is cringe my instinctive reaction is to think "of course you don't get sophisticated culture, you peasant" and it's with great restraint I don't say this out loud
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
when I get told what I like is cringe my instinctive reaction is to think "of course you don't get sophisticated culture, you peasant" and it's with great restraint I don't say this out loud
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Bringing love into the world, any amount, in a time when the world desperately needs more love in it, is so important. You are important. Your heart is important.
You enrich the world around you by standing in the face of cruelty and being capable of this.
I'm proud of you & I'm glad you're here.
You enrich the world around you by standing in the face of cruelty and being capable of this.
I'm proud of you & I'm glad you're here.
if you feel you contribute nothing to the world, something that's helped me is the reminder that I am a font of love and laughter and that isn't a small contribution it literally means everything so fuck you, depression brain
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Bringing love into the world, any amount, in a time when the world desperately needs more love in it, is so important. You are important. Your heart is important.
You enrich the world around you by standing in the face of cruelty and being capable of this.
I'm proud of you & I'm glad you're here.
You enrich the world around you by standing in the face of cruelty and being capable of this.
I'm proud of you & I'm glad you're here.
There are now TWO Local Mice which means either 1) the hole I blocked has come unblocked, 2) there is a NEW hole or 3) micetosis
I very much need my Local Mouse to stop being as brave as it is and also to get stupider so it will go into the trap and I can take it down to the garage
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
There are now TWO Local Mice which means either 1) the hole I blocked has come unblocked, 2) there is a NEW hole or 3) micetosis
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Copperfield wants to know if you have any games on your phone
July 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Copperfield wants to know if you have any games on your phone
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Meanwhile, in Vermont, the chickens have had enough
January 8, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Meanwhile, in Vermont, the chickens have had enough
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When nephew rolls up with the wretched and bewitched curios
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 AM
When nephew rolls up with the wretched and bewitched curios
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I wanted to make a lemon pig
but I didn’t have lemons
or toothpicks
now I’ve gone and summoned the spirit of Dali and will have a surrealist year ☹️
but I didn’t have lemons
or toothpicks
now I’ve gone and summoned the spirit of Dali and will have a surrealist year ☹️
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I wanted to make a lemon pig
but I didn’t have lemons
or toothpicks
now I’ve gone and summoned the spirit of Dali and will have a surrealist year ☹️
but I didn’t have lemons
or toothpicks
now I’ve gone and summoned the spirit of Dali and will have a surrealist year ☹️
My dreams have finally, after several years, returned to just being plain old weird.
Last night's involved:
- A contest of love in Oaxaca where if your synchronized swimming wasn't good enough, people would pelt you with uncooked wieners
- An animation schoolmate turning out to be a Bigfoot hunter
Last night's involved:
- A contest of love in Oaxaca where if your synchronized swimming wasn't good enough, people would pelt you with uncooked wieners
- An animation schoolmate turning out to be a Bigfoot hunter
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
My dreams have finally, after several years, returned to just being plain old weird.
Last night's involved:
- A contest of love in Oaxaca where if your synchronized swimming wasn't good enough, people would pelt you with uncooked wieners
- An animation schoolmate turning out to be a Bigfoot hunter
Last night's involved:
- A contest of love in Oaxaca where if your synchronized swimming wasn't good enough, people would pelt you with uncooked wieners
- An animation schoolmate turning out to be a Bigfoot hunter
Wishing us all a better 2026 than 2025, in whatever way is meaningful. Take care of yourselves tonight.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Wishing us all a better 2026 than 2025, in whatever way is meaningful. Take care of yourselves tonight.
It seems to me that if you're going to write a deep think piece about how politics, activism, and culture on the whole are becoming less literate, then you need to ensure your pithy examples are things that actually are comparable to one another. Otherwise, are you not contributing to the problem?
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It seems to me that if you're going to write a deep think piece about how politics, activism, and culture on the whole are becoming less literate, then you need to ensure your pithy examples are things that actually are comparable to one another. Otherwise, are you not contributing to the problem?
I got a bone to pick with the devs
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I got a bone to pick with the devs
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And all that was left at the bottom of the box was hope
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
And all that was left at the bottom of the box was hope
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junk store
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
junk store
Sister approved!
I just stumbled across this picture of my wonderful mensch of a brother
You can tell he is a man of quality by his hat
@heymonsterboy.bsky.social
You can tell he is a man of quality by his hat
@heymonsterboy.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sister approved!
Finding out that I'm an optimist and now my brain has to rearrange all its furniture to make sense again
December 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Finding out that I'm an optimist and now my brain has to rearrange all its furniture to make sense again
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Now MIND YOU I think there's just a loneliness crisis happening in general? I don't think it's just men who feel isolated but don't know how to go about making friends and community? But it really doesn't help that the social role assigned to men is one that kinda derides deep friendship
YUP
A lot of manosphere types talk about it as though it's only about Needing A Wife but like. That's bound up in the whole "but men can't be friends with *each other*" thing, innit. Which is kinda the whole point.
A lot of manosphere types talk about it as though it's only about Needing A Wife but like. That's bound up in the whole "but men can't be friends with *each other*" thing, innit. Which is kinda the whole point.
I’m so sick of otherwise smart people falling apart in public by declaring that the so called male loneliness crisis is about SEX
GOD DAMN
THERE ARE NO COMMUNITIES
THERE ARE NO THIRD SPACES
STOP PICKING YOUR PETTY VENDETTAS ABOUT HOW MEN SUCK
GOD DAMN
THERE ARE NO COMMUNITIES
THERE ARE NO THIRD SPACES
STOP PICKING YOUR PETTY VENDETTAS ABOUT HOW MEN SUCK
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Now MIND YOU I think there's just a loneliness crisis happening in general? I don't think it's just men who feel isolated but don't know how to go about making friends and community? But it really doesn't help that the social role assigned to men is one that kinda derides deep friendship
YUP
A lot of manosphere types talk about it as though it's only about Needing A Wife but like. That's bound up in the whole "but men can't be friends with *each other*" thing, innit. Which is kinda the whole point.
A lot of manosphere types talk about it as though it's only about Needing A Wife but like. That's bound up in the whole "but men can't be friends with *each other*" thing, innit. Which is kinda the whole point.
I’m so sick of otherwise smart people falling apart in public by declaring that the so called male loneliness crisis is about SEX
GOD DAMN
THERE ARE NO COMMUNITIES
THERE ARE NO THIRD SPACES
STOP PICKING YOUR PETTY VENDETTAS ABOUT HOW MEN SUCK
GOD DAMN
THERE ARE NO COMMUNITIES
THERE ARE NO THIRD SPACES
STOP PICKING YOUR PETTY VENDETTAS ABOUT HOW MEN SUCK
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
YUP
A lot of manosphere types talk about it as though it's only about Needing A Wife but like. That's bound up in the whole "but men can't be friends with *each other*" thing, innit. Which is kinda the whole point.
A lot of manosphere types talk about it as though it's only about Needing A Wife but like. That's bound up in the whole "but men can't be friends with *each other*" thing, innit. Which is kinda the whole point.
I very much need my Local Mouse to stop being as brave as it is and also to get stupider so it will go into the trap and I can take it down to the garage
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I very much need my Local Mouse to stop being as brave as it is and also to get stupider so it will go into the trap and I can take it down to the garage