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heydollface.bsky.social
@heydollface.bsky.social
Please do not perceive me
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Tired of pretending that a Vindaloo and dosas aren't the greatest meal on the planet
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I’ve seen enough. I’m calling it. The cat understands when you’re taking pictures of her and she doesn’t like it
December 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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9/11 themed cheerleading routine from Texas

This is real. Where is my popcorn
August 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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thank goodness Kash Patel cleaned house in the SLC FBI office. clearly everyone was made a lot safer.
Just last month the FBI forced out its top agent in Salt Lake City, a Pakistani American woman whom a former FBI agent describes as a “legendary case agent who was involved in some of the most significant national security cases of the last two decades.” www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rc...
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Stay salty DC 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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You can totally de-arrest your friends, even in the US.
June 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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turning into a small stone, to avoid responsibilities
May 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I can't believe JD Vance shot the pope and then fucked his couch like that
April 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My 23andme data came back and it says I'm 100% that bitch
April 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
March 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Just watched Trap, somehow M. Night Shyamalan has made the worst movie I’ve ever seen like 4 different times
March 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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my hand looks like this (hitting a full ziggy) so her’s can look like this (ai image with 4 fingers)
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Not to be rude but a shrimp put a lot of effort into frying that rice and your jokes are very hurtful
March 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Alright I'll just go fuck myself
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Jsyk I like all your skeets and you never like mine
March 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Am I not good enough enough for you?!
March 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Schumer? I 'ardly know 'er.
March 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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A nice warm day but no where to shake my ass… alas
March 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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it’s monday
March 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Lots of uncertainty in the world right now, but one thing I can always count on is a Ford f150 cutting me off in traffic
March 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can the cool thing involve bey blades
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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sending an email to all federal agencies with the subject “I know 5 things you did last summer”
February 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM