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Lauren Herda Noise! 👻
@herda.me
My outie is a fetid moppet.

She/her. I #design apps & websites for money. I love #3dModeling, #StarTrek, #Airships, #Postcards, #Type Design, #GameArt, and cool #History stuff. #Baltimore. social.lol/@lauren
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Guess who's got art in the upcoming 2026 Star Trek Ships of the Line calendar? I'm so thrilled this is finally shared publicly, there are SO many incredible artists featured in this edition and I'm just honored to get to be one of them!
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Well, it's taken a little over a week of grinding away at this shot, but I finally got it done!
Modeled and Rendered in Blender by me
Composited in After Effects with Red Giant Suite
Edited in Premier.
#blender3d #startrek #scifi #3dmodeling #animation #spaceship #vfx #scifi
USS Jacoby: Perchance To Dream
YouTube video by Misha Siegfried
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October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Ok let's see here, I have an economy dependent on consumer spending, and where everyone is leveraged to the gills. Should I make everything more expensive for no apparent reason and see how it goes?
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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almost done, just need some final details then I can set this model aside for the next several years or so
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Microsoft seems to be playing chicken with their users with this Windows 10 -> 11 crap. Who's gonna blink first?

Anyway, with a little help, I switched my main PC to Linux Ubuntu last night. It was way easier than I thought! Bye Microsoft! 👋
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Mockup thumbnail-sketch render for a planned shot showing off my Star Trek EVA suit, doing some work on the hull of a Miranda-class. Intentionally in very bad/warbly quality to not give the impression that anything is final. The Miranda and suit are by me, the Workbee is @herda.me's amazing model.
September 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Kimmel’s writing staff doesn’t seem cowed by the events of the past week.

@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Lots of updates - Timing adjustments, Sparks and flame improvements, I added more debris, and debris/shield interactions, as well as adding Romulan Disruptor fire and SOUNDS! I'm quite happy with how this ended up looking.
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Trying to think what extremely common household pain reliever might have caused my fascination with airships.
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Saw a kid wearing a MAGA hat this morning on the train. I really don’t get why a 12yo would be bopping around in a MAGA hat, except I guess to be a little edgelord? Like, were 12yos seriously rocking Obama merch back in ‘08? I don’t recall giving a crap about the president at that age.
September 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Today I learned this is Robert Redford and not Zach Galifianakis.
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
Alt: GIF of a bearded man in a plaid shirt slowly nodding.
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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update: male loneliness epidemic solved
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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A prototype Vistalux 202 Thunderhead bomber sits on the apron at Vistalux's wingcraft development facility in the hinterlands of Consorpine City. Its unpainted skin sparkles in the light of the summer sun. #Aerodex
June 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Do you feel it! 🎃
August 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I recently discovered “Vehicle Motion Cues” in iOS and holy crap, what a godsend they have been for helping to avoid motion sickness!
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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of all the cool starship designs DISCO gave us, the Magee-class is my fave (don't talk to me about warp nacelles running through the saucer, it's fictional)
August 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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"Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning"
TOS Enterprise model by me
Modeled in Blender, Rendered in Cycles
Composit in After Effects with Red Giant.
#blender3d #startrek #3dmodeling #scifi #spaceship
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I wanted to post this right after the Kaneda, but it need some more time to cook. It's a remaster of my Connie model I did a few years back with a bunch of details that I had missed and/or chosen not to do before. www.artstation.com/artwork/5Wg64J
#startrek
USS Enterprise - 2025 Update, Diogo Vincenzi
When I first made this model, I tried to texture it so it looked like a real starship, which was an interesting exercise, but recently I decided to try and make a more authentic paint job for this shi...
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August 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’ll be honest, I’m surprised how much of a shit the internet apparently gives about Cracker Barrel.
August 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Lately I’ve been ditching my Apple Watch in favor of wearing a Casio Baby-G I picked up for like $30, and honestly I can’t say I miss the Apple like AT ALL. My phone is already addictive & omnipresent enough, I kinda like not having it strapped to my wrist all day.
August 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Even when you sub to an online publication, the UX still feels like being paywalled. You’re either not logged in bc you opened the link in an in-app browser, or bc the site has just logged you out. Half the time I just opt to not bother reading the article so that I don’t have to log in again.
August 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Your every-other-year reminder that Lee Pace is serving Chaotic Space Emperor Daddy on the television
August 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning fruit snacks I mean vitamins
August 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM