Jams
@hellojams.social
Animal lover
Freelance marketer
Novelty-seeker
Freelance marketer
Novelty-seeker
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they should make an airport pickup experience that doesn’t feel like your last moments on earth
December 24, 2024 at 4:34 AM
they should make an airport pickup experience that doesn’t feel like your last moments on earth
Leave my fancy alone. It does not like to be tickled or anything of the sort.
December 19, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Leave my fancy alone. It does not like to be tickled or anything of the sort.
The best thing someone ever said to me is “you can just decide that people like you. And if you think that’s crazy, you’re already doing it. Just in reverse.”
December 19, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The best thing someone ever said to me is “you can just decide that people like you. And if you think that’s crazy, you’re already doing it. Just in reverse.”
The words wombat and combat are so close together, it makes me suspicious of the little buggars
December 19, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The words wombat and combat are so close together, it makes me suspicious of the little buggars
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I wish I loved anything as much as dogs love walking over to the rug to puke
December 13, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as dogs love walking over to the rug to puke
Y'know how every time a new comic writer takes over X-Men or any other team, they get to decide that some under-utilized character actually has world-ending powers? I'm waiting on my turn. Put me in!
December 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Y'know how every time a new comic writer takes over X-Men or any other team, they get to decide that some under-utilized character actually has world-ending powers? I'm waiting on my turn. Put me in!
“Dumbwaiter” and “Lazy Susan” are pretty rude names for pretty great inventions. Nowadays they’d be named something less catchy but more descriptive.
December 14, 2024 at 3:19 AM
“Dumbwaiter” and “Lazy Susan” are pretty rude names for pretty great inventions. Nowadays they’d be named something less catchy but more descriptive.
New Jersey Alien Drones is my favorite Nu Metal early ‘00s band.
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
New Jersey Alien Drones is my favorite Nu Metal early ‘00s band.
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I desperately miss everyone standing 6 feet away from me
December 13, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I desperately miss everyone standing 6 feet away from me
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There are no good email apps.
December 12, 2024 at 7:27 PM
There are no good email apps.
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I only want people to tell me how long their baby was if it was over 3 feet
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I only want people to tell me how long their baby was if it was over 3 feet
Google search would improve immensely if it could tell that you’re trying to look up something (like tech support) where a result from 5 years ago is useless and weight rankings based on recency. I guess that’s what Perplexity is for nowadays.
December 11, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Google search would improve immensely if it could tell that you’re trying to look up something (like tech support) where a result from 5 years ago is useless and weight rankings based on recency. I guess that’s what Perplexity is for nowadays.
Can someone hook me up with whatever psychedelic that Jim Carrey is on? I’d like to be one with the universe too.
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Can someone hook me up with whatever psychedelic that Jim Carrey is on? I’d like to be one with the universe too.
My AirPods have been VERY aggressive about adjusting volume based on outside noises lately. Like, distractingly so.
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
My AirPods have been VERY aggressive about adjusting volume based on outside noises lately. Like, distractingly so.
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Be nice to someone today, they might need it.
December 6, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Be nice to someone today, they might need it.
#1 in baseball
#1 in basketball
CFB playoff bound
But most importantly - nobody beats us at spreadsheets!
#1 in basketball
CFB playoff bound
But most importantly - nobody beats us at spreadsheets!
FYI: There was an upset over the favored financial team from the University of Arizona. (2023 champions)
Congratulations! the Tennessee Vols won the 2024 Microsoft Excel Collegiate Championship & $20,000 by 1 ANSWER over 100+ other colleges.
Here's the announcement:
www.youtube.com/live/GKbIPnu...
Congratulations! the Tennessee Vols won the 2024 Microsoft Excel Collegiate Championship & $20,000 by 1 ANSWER over 100+ other colleges.
Here's the announcement:
www.youtube.com/live/GKbIPnu...
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December 6, 2024 at 12:58 PM
#1 in baseball
#1 in basketball
CFB playoff bound
But most importantly - nobody beats us at spreadsheets!
#1 in basketball
CFB playoff bound
But most importantly - nobody beats us at spreadsheets!
@scottjohnson.zip @janochoa.bsky.social @justinryoung.bsky.social and @jimmypardo.com. I apparently mostly listen to people with Js in their name.
December 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
@scottjohnson.zip @janochoa.bsky.social @justinryoung.bsky.social and @jimmypardo.com. I apparently mostly listen to people with Js in their name.
I don’t like grapefruit flavored things but every three months my brain tries to convince me that I should definitely order a grapefruit drink.
December 5, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I don’t like grapefruit flavored things but every three months my brain tries to convince me that I should definitely order a grapefruit drink.
One time years ago I accidentally typed “woo boo” in an email to a realtor instead of “woo hoo”. Every so often nowadays, my wife will look at me and say “WOO BOO!” then laugh her head off, reminding me that I should not try to communicate with people.
December 4, 2024 at 1:22 PM
One time years ago I accidentally typed “woo boo” in an email to a realtor instead of “woo hoo”. Every so often nowadays, my wife will look at me and say “WOO BOO!” then laugh her head off, reminding me that I should not try to communicate with people.
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NFL broadcasts love using regional music when going to commercial break.
Prince for Vikings games
Grunge bands for Seahawks games
Country songs for Titans games
The sound of 1,000 crabs clacking their claws for Ravens games
Prince for Vikings games
Grunge bands for Seahawks games
Country songs for Titans games
The sound of 1,000 crabs clacking their claws for Ravens games
December 1, 2024 at 8:19 PM
NFL broadcasts love using regional music when going to commercial break.
Prince for Vikings games
Grunge bands for Seahawks games
Country songs for Titans games
The sound of 1,000 crabs clacking their claws for Ravens games
Prince for Vikings games
Grunge bands for Seahawks games
Country songs for Titans games
The sound of 1,000 crabs clacking their claws for Ravens games
There used to be wolves. Wolves that roamed the forests and killed for dinner.
My dog doesn’t like it when his tongue touches the bottom of his bowl so he won’t drink the last quarter inch of water.
My dog doesn’t like it when his tongue touches the bottom of his bowl so he won’t drink the last quarter inch of water.
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 PM
There used to be wolves. Wolves that roamed the forests and killed for dinner.
My dog doesn’t like it when his tongue touches the bottom of his bowl so he won’t drink the last quarter inch of water.
My dog doesn’t like it when his tongue touches the bottom of his bowl so he won’t drink the last quarter inch of water.
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All the good things people are saying about Arcane season 2 are spot on!
December 1, 2024 at 3:54 AM
All the good things people are saying about Arcane season 2 are spot on!
This was after you got a screwdriver to “plug in” the console.
you used to have to have the TV on channel 3 to play video games
November 28, 2024 at 12:19 PM
This was after you got a screwdriver to “plug in” the console.