Dave Murphy
@helloimdave.bsky.social
The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.
Hey can someone still on Twitter ask UPS if they stole my lunch?
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hey can someone still on Twitter ask UPS if they stole my lunch?
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EXCLUSIVE Royal Rumble SPOILER for this Saturday…
Just got sent this video from someone testing production in Riyadh.
Just got sent this video from someone testing production in Riyadh.
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
EXCLUSIVE Royal Rumble SPOILER for this Saturday…
Just got sent this video from someone testing production in Riyadh.
Just got sent this video from someone testing production in Riyadh.
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i say this with kindness: do not ever tell me anything ever again
Unfortunately there’s more to being a HC than just running an offense.
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i say this with kindness: do not ever tell me anything ever again
Hey @amy.wrestlejoy.com MJF has size 9 feet in size 12 shoes. Felt like you should know.
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hey @amy.wrestlejoy.com MJF has size 9 feet in size 12 shoes. Felt like you should know.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Well, this can’t be great…
Well, this can’t be great…
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Well, this can’t be great…
Well, this can’t be great…
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He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
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December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Is this anything?
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is this anything?
Even though I have very little clout, I would like to publicly state that @tapemachines.bsky.social’s substack is great. Totally worth the money and the first installment of their PWI 500, I dunno, retrospective was really wonderful. More people should write about wrestling in their own voices.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Even though I have very little clout, I would like to publicly state that @tapemachines.bsky.social’s substack is great. Totally worth the money and the first installment of their PWI 500, I dunno, retrospective was really wonderful. More people should write about wrestling in their own voices.
Lindsey MF Boylan
Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Lindsey MF Boylan
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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I bet it’s because they don’t live in New York City…
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I bet it’s because they don’t live in New York City…
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My fucking champion
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My fucking champion
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Arthur Morgan during the first train robbery in RDR2:
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Arthur Morgan during the first train robbery in RDR2:
JUSTICE FOR AIRHEADS
Over at @rollingstone.com, I contributed to a massive write-up of all of Adam Sandler's films, ranked from worst to best.
Adam Sandler's Movies, Ranked Worst to Best
From Happy Gilmore to Uncut Gems, the greatest (and most grating) films of the star we call the Sandman.
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July 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
JUSTICE FOR AIRHEADS
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
If anyone ever tells you pro-wrestling isn’t art, show them this clip.
June 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If anyone ever tells you pro-wrestling isn’t art, show them this clip.
Not my irl friend getting quote tweeted by Pat Cosmos and then that getting reposted by the creator of Swan Boy. So many worlds just smashing into each other.
April 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Not my irl friend getting quote tweeted by Pat Cosmos and then that getting reposted by the creator of Swan Boy. So many worlds just smashing into each other.
Chevelle goes so hard. I’ve been yelling this for years.
Started doing this off the dome and got pissed off at myself. Too many to choose from. Perhaps literally the most underrated heavy rock band.
10 Get Some
9 Face to the Floor
8 Vitamin R
7 Comfortable Liar
6 I Get It
5 Letter From a Thief
4 The Red
3 The Clincher
2 Jars
1 Send the Pain Below
10 Get Some
9 Face to the Floor
8 Vitamin R
7 Comfortable Liar
6 I Get It
5 Letter From a Thief
4 The Red
3 The Clincher
2 Jars
1 Send the Pain Below
For those asking of course he doesn’t have a favorite Chevelle song. That’s only for the purest of heart dirt bags.
April 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Chevelle goes so hard. I’ve been yelling this for years.