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Dave Murphy
@helloimdave.bsky.social
The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Well, this can’t be great…
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Is this anything?
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Even though I have very little clout, I would like to publicly state that @tapemachines.bsky.social’s substack is great. Totally worth the money and the first installment of their PWI 500, I dunno, retrospective was really wonderful. More people should write about wrestling in their own voices.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Lindsey MF Boylan
Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I bet it’s because they don’t live in New York City…
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The White House is watching Bluesky now and all they’re going to find out today is that “Antifa hates someone named Yuta”. #AEW
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My fucking champion
October 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Arthur Morgan during the first train robbery in RDR2:
bro who the fuck be owning they own rail car
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
JUSTICE FOR AIRHEADS
July 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If anyone ever tells you pro-wrestling isn’t art, show them this clip.
June 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
April 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Not my irl friend getting quote tweeted by Pat Cosmos and then that getting reposted by the creator of Swan Boy. So many worlds just smashing into each other.
April 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Chevelle goes so hard. I’ve been yelling this for years.
Started doing this off the dome and got pissed off at myself. Too many to choose from. Perhaps literally the most underrated heavy rock band.

10 Get Some
9 Face to the Floor
8 Vitamin R
7 Comfortable Liar
6 I Get It
5 Letter From a Thief
4 The Red
3 The Clincher
2 Jars
1 Send the Pain Below
For those asking of course he doesn’t have a favorite Chevelle song. That’s only for the purest of heart dirt bags.
April 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@seanrosssapp.bsky.social if you expect me to pay an extra dollar for Fightful Select then I demand a five minute conversation about the Bengals off-season plans at All In! Or are you chicken!?
March 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
February 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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she's doing a noise set
Coming up on Bloomberg TV
February 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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x games mode
January 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM