Dave Murphy
@helloimdave.bsky.social
The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.
But…now I can just reply here…
December 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
But…now I can just reply here…
I’ve never not hit play faster on a video in my entire life.
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’ve never not hit play faster on a video in my entire life.
Counterpoint: I enjoy my children’s company. I like being around my family.
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Counterpoint: I enjoy my children’s company. I like being around my family.
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He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
Just because you pay Bret Stephens a seven figure salary doesn’t mean you have to publish the shit he writes. You can say “whoops, we hired a white supremacist with the writing skills of a raccoon but with none of the raccoon’s personality. Our bad.” Then let his contract run out.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just because you pay Bret Stephens a seven figure salary doesn’t mean you have to publish the shit he writes. You can say “whoops, we hired a white supremacist with the writing skills of a raccoon but with none of the raccoon’s personality. Our bad.” Then let his contract run out.
Going to steal his pants, tie a basket and torch to them, and fly around the world in 80 days.
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Going to steal his pants, tie a basket and torch to them, and fly around the world in 80 days.
Oh okay now I see what got Nuzzi all worked up.
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh okay now I see what got Nuzzi all worked up.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It was also kind of an interesting experiment: the top heel of a workrate based promotion was a guy whose workrate was not as good. It wasn’t the best idea necessarily, but it was an interesting thing to try.
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It was also kind of an interesting experiment: the top heel of a workrate based promotion was a guy whose workrate was not as good. It wasn’t the best idea necessarily, but it was an interesting thing to try.
I don’t know why, but the 200 hits always whoops me. Either I blow it completely or just have to settle with like a Hall of Famer.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don’t know why, but the 200 hits always whoops me. Either I blow it completely or just have to settle with like a Hall of Famer.
But you’re Steuber. By definition you contain a greater amount of Steube, thus defeating lowly Rep. Steube. Now were there a Steubest, you might be in trouble…
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
But you’re Steuber. By definition you contain a greater amount of Steube, thus defeating lowly Rep. Steube. Now were there a Steubest, you might be in trouble…
Oh I’m sure someone has said this but I just heard Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight. Song slaps.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oh I’m sure someone has said this but I just heard Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight. Song slaps.
I guess these might be stretching the definition of hit, but:
Superdrag - Sucked Out
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
The Urge - Jump Right In
Oleander - Why I’m Here
The Nixons - Sister
Superdrag - Sucked Out
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
The Urge - Jump Right In
Oleander - Why I’m Here
The Nixons - Sister
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I guess these might be stretching the definition of hit, but:
Superdrag - Sucked Out
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
The Urge - Jump Right In
Oleander - Why I’m Here
The Nixons - Sister
Superdrag - Sucked Out
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
The Urge - Jump Right In
Oleander - Why I’m Here
The Nixons - Sister
I just assumed you got canceled for posting a Twitter screenshot.
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I just assumed you got canceled for posting a Twitter screenshot.
More than anything
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
More than anything
Look if I insinuated for a moment that your wrath was not righteous then I’ve committed a grave folly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Look if I insinuated for a moment that your wrath was not righteous then I’ve committed a grave folly.
Is the answer everything Robin has ever done?
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Is the answer everything Robin has ever done?
Can’t believe this happened to @homunculusdick.bsky.social again.
Bluesky
tohomunculusdick.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Can’t believe this happened to @homunculusdick.bsky.social again.
Her name is Leavitt because that’s what I’d do if she offered me a to go plate.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Her name is Leavitt because that’s what I’d do if she offered me a to go plate.