Dave Murphy
@helloimdave.bsky.social
The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.
Her name is Leavitt because that’s what I’d do if she offered me a to go plate.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Her name is Leavitt because that’s what I’d do if she offered me a to go plate.
Sorry did you say Alf pogs?
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Sorry did you say Alf pogs?
Is this anything?
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is this anything?
I bet it’s because they don’t live in New York City…
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I bet it’s because they don’t live in New York City…
I got one for you bakoon, and I swear I am not lying
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I got one for you bakoon, and I swear I am not lying
I saw this prompt and thought “surely my favorite movie of all time couldn’t be eligible…” Oh it’s eligible.
September 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I saw this prompt and thought “surely my favorite movie of all time couldn’t be eligible…” Oh it’s eligible.
My result was also very earnest.
September 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My result was also very earnest.
Scrappy Cardinal middle infielders.
September 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Scrappy Cardinal middle infielders.
Heh I made the same joke elsewhere
August 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Heh I made the same joke elsewhere
