𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾
@hellishaccountant.bsky.social
𝘛𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳
'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦
- Pierrot
'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦
- Pierrot
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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾
@hellishaccountant.bsky.social
· Oct 4
⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
"But what if you change, too? You would be you but not you. The memories would be gone."
A light shrug, then he lays back on the moss. It's actually comfortable.
"Superman would probably say something like do it because it's good for you. I say do it for the hell of it. I'm damn near indestructible, at least I'll be around."
"Superman would probably say something like do it because it's good for you. I say do it for the hell of it. I'm damn near indestructible, at least I'll be around."
Slooowly turning into a puddle of goo.
"They wouldn't be the same. They wouldn't be the ones I know now."
"They wouldn't be the same. They wouldn't be the ones I know now."
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM
"But what if you change, too? You would be you but not you. The memories would be gone."
Slooowly turning into a puddle of goo.
"They wouldn't be the same. They wouldn't be the ones I know now."
"They wouldn't be the same. They wouldn't be the ones I know now."
"Can't hurt to make a connection once they're still here, y'know. Some people don't stay dead for long. Some people are only here once. Ya never know, Stevie."
"Mm... But once they're all gone, I won't need any of that."
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Slooowly turning into a puddle of goo.
"They wouldn't be the same. They wouldn't be the ones I know now."
"They wouldn't be the same. They wouldn't be the ones I know now."
"Mm... But once they're all gone, I won't need any of that."
"A YEAR? Well, that explains a lot. Your taste in fashion is alright. Everything else? Could use some work."
"Maybe a year?"
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"Mm... But once they're all gone, I won't need any of that."
"Maybe a year?"
"Like the 18th century recent? Or since the start-of-the-Wayne-empire recent? You need to keep up with trends, dude."
"I've never had a human form until recently. I never needed one."
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Maybe a year?"
"I've never had a human form until recently. I never needed one."
"And you're... what? Some ancient creature who doesn't need money? Ever thought of a bed?"
"Yes. I don't get paid with money, I get paid in cheese."
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I've never had a human form until recently. I never needed one."
"Yes. I don't get paid with money, I get paid in cheese."
"Let me get this straight... You're a Wayne accountant and THIS is your home?"
"It's my home! Curl up on the moss, it's really comfy!"
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"Yes. I don't get paid with money, I get paid in cheese."
Covid?
...Not that kind???
Black plague?
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Covid?
"It's my home! Curl up on the moss, it's really comfy!"
"STEVE. WHAT IS THIS PLACE."
Slithers away♡
Spits him out in his nest♡
Spits him out in his nest♡
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"It's my home! Curl up on the moss, it's really comfy!"
Slithers away♡
Spits him out in his nest♡
Spits him out in his nest♡
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Slithers away♡
Spits him out in his nest♡
Spits him out in his nest♡
Black plague?
Is there really no infection here..?
And everyone is alive?
And everyone is alive?
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Black plague?
♡♡♡♡
...
Swallowed. Promised not to use heat vision. Might punch later.
Swallowed. Promised not to use heat vision. Might punch later.
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
♡♡♡♡
//he came home ♡
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
//he came home ♡
Sucking him further into the goo♡
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sucking him further into the goo♡
. . .
SLORPS UP PRIME-
SLORPS UP PRIME-
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
. . .
SLORPS UP PRIME-
SLORPS UP PRIME-
Huh. I don't know how to feel about this.
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Huh. I don't know how to feel about this.
Oh.
. . .
So you don't want to heat ray your eyes at me any more?
. . .
So you don't want to heat ray your eyes at me any more?
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh.
. . .
So you don't want to heat ray your eyes at me any more?
. . .
So you don't want to heat ray your eyes at me any more?
D...
Do you understand me now??
Do you understand me now??
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
D...
Do you understand me now??
Do you understand me now??
You literally try to avoid me??
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You literally try to avoid me??
So. That means you'll be back to hating me after this human holiday?
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So. That means you'll be back to hating me after this human holiday?
You're just... never nice to me??
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You're just... never nice to me??
I-
. . . .
Are you okay???
. . . .
Are you okay???
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I-
. . . .
Are you okay???
. . . .
Are you okay???