𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾
@hellishaccountant.bsky.social
𝘛𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳
'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦
- Pierrot
'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦
- Pierrot
Pinned
𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾
@hellishaccountant.bsky.social
· Oct 4
⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
Grumble grumble.
Spits him out.
Spits him out.
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Grumble grumble.
Spits him out.
Spits him out.
:(
Tim-
Tim-
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 AM
:(
Tim-
Tim-
But Tim...
You being sad doesn’t mean you can EAT me??
But it's okay because I'm sad.
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
But Tim...
But it's okay because I'm sad.
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
But it's okay because I'm sad.
😔
HEY—?
😔
Sadly slorps up Tim-
Sadly slorps up Tim-
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
😔
😔
Sadly slorps up Tim-
Sadly slorps up Tim-
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
😔
Sadly slorps up Tim-
Sadly slorps up Tim-
Guys, Prime keeps rejecting our child. Our little Steve Jr.
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Guys, Prime keeps rejecting our child. Our little Steve Jr.
Our baby?
... What now.
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Our baby?
🥺
Steve Jr.
🥺
But I was going to have you name him...
But I was going to have you name him...
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
🥺
🥺
But I was going to have you name him...
But I was going to have you name him...
I'M IN MY EARLY TWENTIES.
(Holds up tiny moss bunny)
Our child.
Our child.
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
🥺
But I was going to have you name him...
But I was going to have you name him...
(Holds up tiny moss bunny)
Our child.
Our child.
Single mom to who exactly.
I knew it. Our fleeting romance is over. I'm going to be a divorced single mom now.
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
(Holds up tiny moss bunny)
Our child.
Our child.
//go to BED before I read you scary stories
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
//go to BED before I read you scary stories
I knew it. Our fleeting romance is over. I'm going to be a divorced single mom now.
I SAID it was smelty.
Guys, Prime and I are getting divorced. He said my moss was smelly.
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I knew it. Our fleeting romance is over. I'm going to be a divorced single mom now.
//dee proving that sleep is a myth by SCROLLING BSKY INSTEAD OF SLEEPING
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
//dee proving that sleep is a myth by SCROLLING BSKY INSTEAD OF SLEEPING
Guys, Prime and I are getting divorced. He said my moss was smelly.
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Guys, Prime and I are getting divorced. He said my moss was smelly.
Consuming the burnt bread like a snake consuming a rat.
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Consuming the burnt bread like a snake consuming a rat.
//spooky, you made me do this
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
//spooky, you made me do this
Just seeing you happy is all the nourishment I need, miss Chey.♡
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Just seeing you happy is all the nourishment I need, miss Chey.♡
I'm a single mom who works two jobs
Who loves her kids and never stops
Who loves her kids and never stops
You have a cousin AND a kid? Dude.
I can't believe you're treating me this way when I'm a struggling single mother.
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I'm a single mom who works two jobs
Who loves her kids and never stops
Who loves her kids and never stops
!
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
!
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
I can't believe you're treating me this way when I'm a struggling single mother.
What do you want me to do? Steal? Tf.
Two string cheeses isn't enough to feed anyone.
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I can't believe you're treating me this way when I'm a struggling single mother.
:(
Go rummage the kitchen for someones lunch like the rest of us
But I'm hungry. :(
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 AM
:(
Two string cheeses isn't enough to feed anyone.
Man, even the cheese I left for you isn't enough anymore.
I had to get a second job. Bruce keeps forgetting to feed me.
January 17, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Two string cheeses isn't enough to feed anyone.
I had to get a second job. Bruce keeps forgetting to feed me.
What's this, I thought Steve worked for WE?
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I had to get a second job. Bruce keeps forgetting to feed me.
Ah-
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?
Then I'll take away your Christmas candy bonus.
Ding ding you're wrong. I can consume anything.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Ah-
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?