𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾
@hellishaccountant.bsky.social
𝘛𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳
'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦
- Pierrot
'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦
- Pierrot
Pinned
𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾
@hellishaccountant.bsky.social
· Oct 4
⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
Denial is a river in Egypt.
It's
NOT
A
CRUSH!
NOT
A
CRUSH!
I believe they call that a crush-
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Denial is a river in Egypt.
I believe they call that a crush-
Throwing darts at a picture of Tim.
Beef aside with his stupid brother, his focus is now on ruining that twink.
Beef aside with his stupid brother, his focus is now on ruining that twink.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I believe they call that a crush-
Dragon drumstick-
NO, NO DRAGON THIGHS—
Mmmmm dragon thighs-
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Dragon drumstick-
//you guys only love me for my non sexual vore (DRAMATIC SNIFF)
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
//you guys only love me for my non sexual vore (DRAMATIC SNIFF)
Mmmmm dragon thighs-
WAIT NO THAT’S NOT WHAT HE’S SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THIS—
1000/10 would eat. Much protein.
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Mmmmm dragon thighs-
//the lewd accounts are following LD again. All because she said Sonar could smash
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
//the lewd accounts are following LD again. All because she said Sonar could smash
1000/10 would eat. Much protein.
Exactly.
Who’d ever do anything to this sweet lil’ guy?
Who’d ever do anything to this sweet lil’ guy?
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
1000/10 would eat. Much protein.
🥺 really?
Maybe.. this year you will. Because of all the fundraising I did
I've never had a christmas...
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
🥺 really?
Smacks lips.
This is a very valid argument.
This is a very valid argument.
. . .
But look at his face. 🥺
But look at his face. 🥺
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Smacks lips.
This is a very valid argument.
This is a very valid argument.
He will eat that, too.
Okay but does he want the offspring of lightning and death itself to track him down? 🤨
He swallowed Beast Boy once. All of this sounds so much better.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
He will eat that, too.
I've never had a christmas...
My boy smooching raised so much money. Think of all the kids who’ll have Christmas this year….
He means his boy smooching.
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I've never had a christmas...
He swallowed Beast Boy once. All of this sounds so much better.
He’d taste a lot of yak hide, raw fish, dragon slobber, and Gronckle iron. Probably not a good combination. 😬
. . . And a certain dragon would probably not be happy.
. . . And a certain dragon would probably not be happy.
What if he consumed the twink with the fake leg?
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
He swallowed Beast Boy once. All of this sounds so much better.
He means his boy smooching.
Can’t relate
I’m on Santa’s good list. It’s because of all the charity I do
I’m on Santa’s good list. It’s because of all the charity I do
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
He means his boy smooching.
//I can't believe that marina got adopted by an avatar of death
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
//I can't believe that marina got adopted by an avatar of death
What if he consumed the twink with the fake leg?
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
What if he consumed the twink with the fake leg?
Sobbing, even.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sobbing, even.
You can vore me back-
i'm not forgetting how you vored me, man.
.. in PUBLIC, no less.
.. in PUBLIC, no less.
Cries-
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You can vore me back-
Cries-
i mean in your case i think he's right.
@jawzzoflife.bsky.social Do you see how he treats us?
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Cries-
@jawzzoflife.bsky.social Do you see how he treats us?
No one’s KISSING you. You’d eat them??
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@jawzzoflife.bsky.social Do you see how he treats us?
Who wants to kiss me for charity? 😏
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Who wants to kiss me for charity? 😏
//the girl who's supposed to work with me today left early. Again.
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
//the girl who's supposed to work with me today left early. Again.
Also saves a lot when you convince a billionaire to buy it all for you.
Saves a lot on food when you catch it all yourself 👍
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Also saves a lot when you convince a billionaire to buy it all for you.
//Like, are you really a villain if you'd give the heroes twinkies?
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
//Like, are you really a villain if you'd give the heroes twinkies?
//I don't wanna go to work I cry because my legs feel like jelly
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
//I don't wanna go to work I cry because my legs feel like jelly