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[ MDNI. ]
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Not the Robert Square-
Not the Robert Square-
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Not the Robert Square-
Not the Robert Square-
.. Yeah, Beef's pretty chill. First time holding him though.
( ... Deadpan stares at Beef )
Sup.
Hope Robert doesn't mind. Kind of wanted to meet Beef. He's pretty neat.
( ... Deadpan stares at Beef )
Sup.
Hope Robert doesn't mind. Kind of wanted to meet Beef. He's pretty neat.
( he stares with a little smile! seems like waterboy is more than happy to share. )
H-- He is... well, he's... really warm... to-- to hold, I like it...
Sometimes, he-- Beef, appears... close to me, when I-- isolate, keep... stay alone, for a while, and he's very... affectionate.
H-- He is... well, he's... really warm... to-- to hold, I like it...
Sometimes, he-- Beef, appears... close to me, when I-- isolate, keep... stay alone, for a while, and he's very... affectionate.
( ..... 💧 )
I mean yeah, sure. Totally.
( Holding the Beef. Gently. )
I mean yeah, sure. Totally.
( Holding the Beef. Gently. )
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
.. Yeah, Beef's pretty chill. First time holding him though.
( ... Deadpan stares at Beef )
Sup.
Hope Robert doesn't mind. Kind of wanted to meet Beef. He's pretty neat.
( ... Deadpan stares at Beef )
Sup.
Hope Robert doesn't mind. Kind of wanted to meet Beef. He's pretty neat.
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if robert ever saw the way marina would coddle beef she would actually d!e on the spot
if robert ever saw the way marina would coddle beef she would actually d!e on the spot
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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if robert ever saw the way marina would coddle beef she would actually d!e on the spot
if robert ever saw the way marina would coddle beef she would actually d!e on the spot
( ..... 💧 )
I mean yeah, sure. Totally.
( Holding the Beef. Gently. )
I mean yeah, sure. Totally.
( Holding the Beef. Gently. )
( offering Beef to hug. )
D-- Do you... want... you want to... hold-- him?
D-- Do you... want... you want to... hold-- him?
Dude, same!
He's so cute and small and cuddly and SUPER fluffy and-
He's so cute and small and cuddly and SUPER fluffy and-
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
( ..... 💧 )
I mean yeah, sure. Totally.
( Holding the Beef. Gently. )
I mean yeah, sure. Totally.
( Holding the Beef. Gently. )
Dude, same!
He's so cute and small and cuddly and SUPER fluffy and-
He's so cute and small and cuddly and SUPER fluffy and-
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Dude, same!
He's so cute and small and cuddly and SUPER fluffy and-
He's so cute and small and cuddly and SUPER fluffy and-
So wear shades, got it. Thanks.
Your eyes do this thing when you tell your shiny, little lies. Like…a glimmer. Very easy to spot.
.. Okay, what's my tell then?
Hmmm?
Hmmm?
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So wear shades, got it. Thanks.
.. Okay, what's my tell then?
Hmmm?
Hmmm?
Do you know how many people have tried to lie to me? You have a really obvious tell. That’s why you’re bad at lying.
HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT TIME
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
.. Okay, what's my tell then?
Hmmm?
Hmmm?
HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT TIME
You’re so bad at this.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT TIME
Okay but nah, I BIT her, so it was pretty justified actually.
( She didn't actually. She's covering for her ✨ )
( She didn't actually. She's covering for her ✨ )
That’s kinda bullshit. Maybe the other person shoulda had some self-control. Sounds like somebody gets their feel goods hurt too easily and it short circuits their brain.
[He’s on her side in this one.]
[He’s on her side in this one.]
If I pick the fight the damage is on me?
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Okay but nah, I BIT her, so it was pretty justified actually.
( She didn't actually. She's covering for her ✨ )
( She didn't actually. She's covering for her ✨ )
If I pick the fight the damage is on me?
……………
How is that YOUR fault?!
How is that YOUR fault?!
.....
I pissed someone off and they k!cked me through a wall ✨
I pissed someone off and they k!cked me through a wall ✨
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If I pick the fight the damage is on me?
.....
I pissed someone off and they k!cked me through a wall ✨
I pissed someone off and they k!cked me through a wall ✨
Oh, so you’re gettin’ a kick outta this. I see how it is.
Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.
Fine. Keep your secrets, lady.
Because this is peak comedy, man.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I pissed someone off and they k!cked me through a wall ✨
I pissed someone off and they k!cked me through a wall ✨
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He'd be fine pretending things were alright 𓈒
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
He'd be fine pretending things were alright 𓈒
Because this is peak comedy, man.
Then why are you stalling so hard?
I don't think what I did was actually a sin, though.
Reckless, maybe a little stupid? Yeah.
But not a sin.
Reckless, maybe a little stupid? Yeah.
But not a sin.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Because this is peak comedy, man.
I don't think what I did was actually a sin, though.
Reckless, maybe a little stupid? Yeah.
But not a sin.
Reckless, maybe a little stupid? Yeah.
But not a sin.
I’m a priest. I listen to confessions for a living.
Hehehe... Yeah, I know.
....
Why are you so invested, though?
....
Why are you so invested, though?
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't think what I did was actually a sin, though.
Reckless, maybe a little stupid? Yeah.
But not a sin.
Reckless, maybe a little stupid? Yeah.
But not a sin.
Hehehe... Yeah, I know.
....
Why are you so invested, though?
....
Why are you so invested, though?
Seriously? Come ON! The suspense is killing me here!
I mean, it would be easier at this point to just tell you, since it actually wasn't that bad.
Buuuuut it's also more fun to not tell you, so I'm debating.
Buuuuut it's also more fun to not tell you, so I'm debating.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hehehe... Yeah, I know.
....
Why are you so invested, though?
....
Why are you so invested, though?
I mean, it would be easier at this point to just tell you, since it actually wasn't that bad.
Buuuuut it's also more fun to not tell you, so I'm debating.
Buuuuut it's also more fun to not tell you, so I'm debating.
Sooooooo…..? You’re gonna give me the tea, right?
.. Yeah, I've been told that before.
But you still don't have the truth, sooooo...!
But you still don't have the truth, sooooo...!
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I mean, it would be easier at this point to just tell you, since it actually wasn't that bad.
Buuuuut it's also more fun to not tell you, so I'm debating.
Buuuuut it's also more fun to not tell you, so I'm debating.
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since marina has a cartilage skeleton i imagine she's able to slightly bend her limbs in areas they shouldn't bend
uses it as a party trick lmao
since marina has a cartilage skeleton i imagine she's able to slightly bend her limbs in areas they shouldn't bend
uses it as a party trick lmao
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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since marina has a cartilage skeleton i imagine she's able to slightly bend her limbs in areas they shouldn't bend
uses it as a party trick lmao
since marina has a cartilage skeleton i imagine she's able to slightly bend her limbs in areas they shouldn't bend
uses it as a party trick lmao
.. Yeah, I've been told that before.
But you still don't have the truth, sooooo...!
But you still don't have the truth, sooooo...!
Anyone ever tell you that you’re a shitty liar, little lady?
I ate a guy.
Stole my lunch? So, I made HIM my Iunch.
Ate him allllll up. Tasted real good.
( Is lying. Again. )
Stole my lunch? So, I made HIM my Iunch.
Ate him allllll up. Tasted real good.
( Is lying. Again. )
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
.. Yeah, I've been told that before.
But you still don't have the truth, sooooo...!
But you still don't have the truth, sooooo...!
I ate a guy.
Stole my lunch? So, I made HIM my Iunch.
Ate him allllll up. Tasted real good.
( Is lying. Again. )
Stole my lunch? So, I made HIM my Iunch.
Ate him allllll up. Tasted real good.
( Is lying. Again. )
Like…the fun coworker?
You’re avoiding my question on purpose now. You must’ve done somethin’ either terrible, embarrassing, or terribly embarrassing.
You’re avoiding my question on purpose now. You must’ve done somethin’ either terrible, embarrassing, or terribly embarrassing.
.. Listen, one of my coworkers is an actual demon.
I'm not try'na get close to God here.
I'm not try'na get close to God here.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I ate a guy.
Stole my lunch? So, I made HIM my Iunch.
Ate him allllll up. Tasted real good.
( Is lying. Again. )
Stole my lunch? So, I made HIM my Iunch.
Ate him allllll up. Tasted real good.
( Is lying. Again. )
.. Listen, one of my coworkers is an actual demon.
I'm not try'na get close to God here.
I'm not try'na get close to God here.
Since FOREVER! C’mon! It’s a cardinal sin!
What’d you do?! Tell the truth! God will grant you forgiveness.
What’d you do?! Tell the truth! God will grant you forgiveness.
Since WHEN!?
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
.. Listen, one of my coworkers is an actual demon.
I'm not try'na get close to God here.
I'm not try'na get close to God here.
Is it just me or is there a concerning number of cults in this city.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Is it just me or is there a concerning number of cults in this city.
Since WHEN!?
Lying to a priest is a felony.
[It’s not. He’s just nosy.]
[It’s not. He’s just nosy.]
I'm not at liberty to disclose that information
( She is, she just doesn't want to )
( She is, she just doesn't want to )
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Since WHEN!?
I'm not at liberty to disclose that information
( She is, she just doesn't want to )
( She is, she just doesn't want to )
What’d you do? Break other stuff?
Yeah, but like, I work here.
So I still really don't want to break the door.
I'm already kind of on thin ice right now.
So I still really don't want to break the door.
I'm already kind of on thin ice right now.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm not at liberty to disclose that information
( She is, she just doesn't want to )
( She is, she just doesn't want to )
Yeah, but like, I work here.
So I still really don't want to break the door.
I'm already kind of on thin ice right now.
So I still really don't want to break the door.
I'm already kind of on thin ice right now.
No kiddin’? Hey, so am I! Doors don’t stand a chance!
Oh, don't worry. I'm pretty durable actually.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yeah, but like, I work here.
So I still really don't want to break the door.
I'm already kind of on thin ice right now.
So I still really don't want to break the door.
I'm already kind of on thin ice right now.
Oh, don't worry. I'm pretty durable actually.
Honestly, I was more concerned about your face than the door.
Well, I would, but I don't want to break the door or anything.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh, don't worry. I'm pretty durable actually.